Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

for some reason I wasn't expecting an actual photo of it
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Oh god... it's only a matter of time before Chris see's this:

I saw something about that on the news and I thought of Chris.

Would he wear "lingerie for men"? On the one hand, it seems ideal for him. Despite claims to the contrary by the manufacturer, it is basically targeted at the cross-dressing market. On the other hand, mightn't he feel like he shouldn't be wearing clothes designed for men if he is a woman?
 
Chris-Chan's love of the Sonic series is something lesser autistics can only dream of but is it known what his favourite game/cartoon is? For someone so... Opinionated it would make sense for him to have one right? He doesn't seem too fond of Boom so maybe he's a nostalgiafag who clings to the days of 16-bit graphics or does he prefer the cancerous mess of the 3D era? Either way it would be interesting to know.
 
This shit is too minor:

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EDIT: Judging by the comments, the article is, predictably enough, clickbait bullshit, so I'm not going to dignify the site by linking it.
 
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This shit is too minor:

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EDIT: Judging by the comments, the article is, predictably enough, clickbait bullshit, so I'm not going to dignify the site by linking it.
chris can't even pull off a shitty pick up line (do angels have names) , he can't talk dirty in bed
"you taste just like [mcdonalds food] which is only [price] and only at [mcdonalds] for a limited time."
"you like that? you like that how i like [game] for [system]? i got all the [achievement/trophies] for it"
"now rub your [food] against my [food]. and we can have two kids named [food] and [food] and have a complete meal at denny's for only [price]"
"you like that bitch? i mean if you don't it's okay"
"*sigh*"
 
chris can't even pull off a shitty pick up line (do angels have names) , he can't talk dirty in bed
"you taste just like [mcdonalds food] which is only [price] and only at [mcdonalds] for a limited time."
"you like that? you like that how i like [game] for [system]? i got all the [achievement/trophies] for it"
"now rub your [food] against my [food]. and we can have two kids named [food] and [food] and have a complete meal at denny's for only [price]"
"you like that bitch? i mean if you don't it's okay"
"*sigh*"
And the all-time favorite Random-Access-Humor of doing a non-sequitur Donald Duck impression.
 
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Oh god... it's only a matter of time before Chris see's this:



What's the input for the crying blood icon again? Oh yeah.
:cryblood:


I'm all for fit men dressing in little to nothing, but those man bra's don't exactly scream "sexy". Reminds me of an episode of Seinfeld.

If Chris is not on hormones, can he be considered a real woman or just a vagina-of-the-soul enthusiast?
 
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