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The confusion caused by the differing he/she pronouns used for Chris is extremely confusing. Can their be, like, an official topic discussing with an official discourse and conculion on the subject? My inclination is to refer to Chris as a he but she is becoming increasingly common.

There was this thread, but it's been locked: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/offic...-and-chris-gender-discussion-megathread.6283/

Basically it's up to the individual user on calling Chris "he, she or it".
 
Nothing he's sperged about before has ever driven him to try to harm other people, except for maybe his blood feud with Snyder.

Yeah, but the MLW and Snyder feuds made a little more sense. They both banned him. They took specific actions that were directed at Chris. Not that they were unjustified, but "they banned me" is a lot more logical reason to be angry at someone than "they changed the color of a cartoon characters arms".

I feel like Chris right now is at his best and his worst. His fitting into the LGBT community is the most genuine socialization he has had by a longshot. He has finally figured out how to make some honest money with an eBay business. But his feud with Sega is the silliest thing he has ever harped on for an extended period of time.
 
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things i love about this video
1."we just enjoyed some apple dippers and happy meal."
if chris had to pick a place for his date on his own, he would pick mcdonalds wouldn't he?
and then he'd ask if he could have her happy meal toy to take home with him.
2.as always, in his mind. the girl always says the best thing, and gives compliments.
3. and she always wants to make out, you can't keep ladies off of chris. all hands on me!
4.i love how he man-handles the doll, just pull her over there. a part of me wishes chris would try tribadism with a woman just to see how awkward it is.
5. how to kiss: STUFF THAT BITCHES FACE IN YOUR FACE. who cares about broken teeth.
6. yes you need music. they played music on TV and Tv never lies.
7. LETS FUCK IN PUBLIC!!!!
8. nothing get pussy wet quicker than having chris bear-hug you while lightly bouncing you on his lap
 
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What if you could buy custom-made Amiibos based on past trolls of Chris Chan and other christorical figures. You could get Clyde Cash, The Pickle Man, Mary lee Walsh, liquid Chris, Asperchu or even Kimmie! What would their fighting styles be? Which ones would you like to see?

I'd get these ones:

Asperchu- Electric Aspergers fighter

Liquid Chris- Wields a guitar, Jeff Jarrett style

Mary Lee Walsh- Witchcraft fighter

Clyde Cash- Multiple disciplined fighter (kickboxing, jui jitsu, muay thai, wrestling and karate). Can also evolve into a powerful Asian chick with enhanced abilities and sarcasm.

Michael Snyder- Has the power to bore into a society like CWCville and take it over from the inside (Get it? He's "a jew".)

The Troll Hunter- Uses his vast wealth to equip himself with state of the art body armor and is skilled with the longsword.
 
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Is Chris and Anna still "friends"? I've haven't seen Anna ass pat Chris on Facebook for a very long time now.
 
If Chris could go back in time and stay with one of the many sweethearts, which one would he choose? Or were all of them interchangeable for him?
(In this scenario it's assumed that even the fake sweethearts were real women interested in him, and their appearances and personalities matched those made up by the trolls. It's also assumed that he never learned about their true identity as trolls or that he'd forget about it).
 
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If Chris could go back in time and stay with one of the many sweethearts, which one would he choose? Or were all of them interchangeable for him?
(In this scenario it's assumed that even the fake sweethearts were real women interested in him, and their appearances and personalities matched those made up by the trolls. It's also assumed that he never learned about their true identity as trolls or that he'd forget about it).
They seem entirely interchangeable, with the exception of Megan, if you count her as a sweetheart.

My guess is he would have trouble distinguishing between the others. If you asked him to play a game matching facts about them to the sweetheart in question he would fail. Although they were all fake. Creations designed to lure him in who all played similar games with him. They run together for a reason.

Perhaps it's to his credit that the one woman he still remembers individually is Megan. The one woman who he got to know fairly well and developed a connection with, even if it never got romantic. I respect that a little more than if he continually harped on one of the troll-hearts and forgot Megan.

Maybe respect more is the wrong choice of words. Makes me face-palm less?
 
They seem entirely interchangeable, with the exception of Megan, if you count her as a sweetheart.

My guess is he would have trouble distinguishing between the others. If you asked him to play a game matching facts about them to the sweetheart in question he would fail. Although they were all fake. Creations designed to lure him in who all played similar games with him. They run together for a reason.

Perhaps it's to his credit that the one woman he still remembers individually is Megan. The one woman who he got to know fairly well and developed a connection with, even if it never got romantic. I respect that a little more than if he continually harped on one of the troll-hearts and forgot Megan.

Maybe respect more is the wrong choice of words. Makes me face-palm less?
I think you're spot on. He really doesn't even care about their friendship. He just wants then to play a role in his life.
 
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