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horrorfan89 said:
Was going through the d and d thread on Chris and found the quote I mentioned

Didn't wanna necro the thread and risk getting it locked since it's been a while since Chris mentioned it but I blame covid and the sonichu saga for that. But yeah I'm probably a bigger d and d noob than Chris but I bet I could make a less broken character off the top of my head.
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knowing chris he probably made the character over level twenty and assumed the DM would just roll with it, not caring if he screwed up the campaign's level balance. Maybe he saw that deities that were stated as having levels that high and just assumed he should have it to. But that two hitdice part just shows that he doesn't know shit about D&D. As HororFan accurately pointed out, levels are how difficult your campaign is. Chris may as well be walking up to the biggest most elder dragon or Demon lord and wagging his ass at it screaming "Take your best shot!" Knowing me, Orcus would be using chris's reanimated corpse as a foot rest midway through session two.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
knowing chris he probably made the character over level twenty and assumed the DM would just roll with it, not caring if he screwed up the campaign's level balance. Maybe he saw that deities that were stated as having levels that high and just assumed he should have it to. But that two hitdice part just shows that he doesn't know shit about D&D. As HororFan accurately pointed out, levels are how difficult your campaign is. Chris may as well be walking up to the biggest most elder dragon or Demon lord and wagging his ass at it screaming "Take your best shot!" Knowing me, Orcus would be using chris's reanimated corpse as a foot rest midway through session two.
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Speaking of you know what Chris's d and d sperging reminds me of? The episode of Dexter's lab d and dd. The episode started with dexter being an op mary sue that wasn't above cheating to get things to go his way and then when he had to play as an ordinary PC he wanted to still be an op mary sue with a level of 27 with level 18 weapons. Everyone was so sick of his BS they mad him into a furry little hobbit like creature that could at best burrow underground.



That's really the only way I can see Chris fitting in even a casual d and d campaign. After his op character sheet is shredded he's told to start over until his sonichu is little more than a crazed hedgehog monster that can run fast but aside that all he'd be good for is carrying the other heroes gear in that hoard of his....eh but then again I'm assuming his ego would be in check enough to accept parameters like that. Nothing but being an all powerful elder goddess or the electric hedgehog pokemon princess for him. :tomgirl:
 
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horrorfan89 said:
Speaking of you know what Chris's d and d sperging reminds me of? The episode of Dexter's lab d and dd. The episode started with dexter being an op mary sue that wasn't above cheating to get things to go his way and then when he had to play as an ordinary PC he wanted to still be an op mary sue with a level of 27 with level 18 weapons. Everyone was so sick of his BS they mad him into a furry little hobbit like creature that could at best burrow underground.



That's really the only way I can see Chris fitting in even a casual d and d campaign. After his op character sheet is shredded he's told to start over until his sonichu is little more than a crazed hedgehog monster that can run fast but aside that all he'd be good for is carrying the other heroes gear in that hoard of his....eh but then again I'm assuming his ego would be in check enough to accept parameters like that. Nothing but being an all powerful elder goddess or the electric hedgehog pokemon princess for him. :tomgirl:
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Because chris has attached his ego, his massive, massive ego to his character. Just like people trying to influence his comic, chris would not take the death of his character well. He'd do what most people like him would do and erase the name on the character sheet and reuse it. Of course that's not only his D&D character. Any time chris creates an OC its almost always a self insert that serves as an avatar of his monstrous ego.

I admit it'd be kind funny in a 'lol no' kinda way if there was another cleric in the party and chris tried to act like 'Yeah, I know that god. he's my friend so you better do what I say.' its why I believe that chris would eventually rebel against the DM and demand to turn his character into an invincible DMNPC.
 
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I'm trying to find/remember a quote (probably a Tweet) that Chris wrote about having sex with cartoon characters (probably Magi-Chan).

I mean, there's probably multiple examples of this, but I'm trying to find a good example of one, and I know I saw one in particular, something about describing what Chris and Magi-Chan supposedly "did".

Any, uh, help, please?
 
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elkinbub said:
I'm trying to find/remember a quote (probably a Tweet) that Chris wrote about having sex with cartoon characters (probably Magi-Chan).

I mean, there's probably multiple examples of this, but I'm trying to find a good example of one, and I know I saw one in particular, something about describing what Chris and Magi-Chan supposedly "did".

Any, uh, help, please?
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It was in Sonichu 13!
 
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elkinbub said:
If you mean the sex between Chris and Sonichu, nah, that wasn't it.
It was some tweet (I think) of Chris kind of lovingly/excitedly talking about him and Magi-Chan (I think) having magic aura sexytime.
But I'll reread Sonichu 13 sometime soon to be sure.
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In the Idea Guy comic Sonichu is shooting up the mall and ends up raping Chris but Chris uses his psychic powers to turn it back on Sonichu and shoves his hand up Sonichus ass.
 
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Minor thought about the tugboat. It never ceases to amaze me how Chris manged to fuck up the intention of the thing. Ok so basically the SSDI was set up under bob's decades of work with general electric and the autism diagnosis Chris had since childhood. The commonwealth of virginia basically said, "ok mr chandler, that retard son of yours can have a disability check cause he's too dumb and you're too poor to ever get him into a good college and get a career. This should help him make a living wage to supplement cleaning crappers at McDonald's." Now that's what the idea was at first. But since Chris never left home and while he was alive bob handled the utilities, the cable, internet and all that jazz. It essentially meant Chris was free to sit on his ass making a fool himself and not have to work a day in his life.


Basically Chris was living the democratic socialist millienals dream of a ubi while living on the internet before it was even a thing. All on the working man's tax dollars
 
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horrorfan89 said:
Minor thought about the tugboat. It never ceases to amaze me how Chris manged to fuck up the intention of the thing. Ok so basically the SSDI was set up under bob's decades of work with general electric and the autism diagnosis Chris had since childhood. The commonwealth of virginia basically said, "ok mr chandler, that retard son of yours can have a disability check cause he's too dumb and you're too poor to ever get him into a good college and get a career. This should help him make a living wage to supplement cleaning crappers at McDonald's." Now that's what the idea was at first. But since Chris never left home and while he was alive bob handled the utilities, the cable, internet and all that jazz. It essentially meant Chris was free to sit on his ass making a fool himself and not have to work a day in his life.


Basically Chris was living the democratic socialist millienals dream of a ubi while living on the internet before it was even a thing. All on the working man's tax dollars
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And yet he had the audacity to call people's lives mundane, completely oblivious to his entire situation that is essentially a life that he can do fuck all and be care free.
 
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judge claude frollo said:
His gamer days are over, I'd imagine goddess-chan is too good for mortal technology.
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I'm sorry I can't read this with a straight face because if you believe Chris Chan of all people will not give up on materialism you are surely mistaken, just look at how much he spent his welfare money on Legos and toys that cost a lot of money instead of important stuff or just not even touching his damn money
 
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Okay, I haven't kept up with everything but I just watched GiBi's latest recap video, in which he mentions one of the Praetor people posted "between the KiwiFarms":

"I knew about Christine for a long time. however, I felt bad for her..." etc.

I searched for the message but can't find it here. Was it just a private message to someone here, or was it posted but then deleted for some reason?
 
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