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Assuming Chris hasn't decided to use the records in some retarded thing to do with the Merge.

”look, ancient vinyl discs are turning up in my house! This is evidence that Sonichu is real after all.”
"these ancient discs contain the memories of the souls of the damned"
He then procedes to play Tooty Fruity by Chubby Checkers.


And that is true at least his stuff would go to someone who cared
 
Nope, to my (and probably everyone's) surprise Chris coped with that surprisingly well. He mentioned it once after this in a video and week or so later was already chatting with a new sweetheart. Hell, even gay ads from Thaddeus made him way more angry.

Also, I can't force myself to feel sorry for Chris on this one. Nobody was shoving a medallion up his ass, he was and he was doing it for a fucking PSN account, that he just got back by eventually contacting PSN support. Years later he would say "yeah, I totally didn't have to do that" which is funny on its own, because some time after Bluespike saga his PSN account was hacked again and what did he do? Humped his fucking PS3 and sang "It's okay to be gay'. Twice.
And then he reclaimed he is straight. That means he loves china.
 
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Isn't he very anti-drug, or at least, doesn't like the idea of being intoxicated? I know he's drank before as well (first time I heard about his weed smoking, and the theory that THC can treat autism, probably will research that) but I never considered those sorts of things to stick with Chris. Legos and troonery on the other hand... 🤔
If I remember correctly, Chris made the un-clit while drunk.
 
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Pretty good, but I think that needs a slice of pickle, rather then pineapple.
I figured the pineapple could represent sonichu, but yes. the chris chan drink should include a pickle. The trick is a pickle doesn't go with much. Maybe swap the pineapple for a very sweet gerkin and it would work.

Or maybe just make it a dill pickle-vodka martini.
 
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you know i joked about jeffrey dahmer being free in 1980 and asking if he had a thing for older women and was in va around the time chris was born but...this guy went on his killling spree just a year before chris was born are we sure he wasn't a granny chaser who didn't think a nearly 40 year old receptionist could get pregnant again?
Dahmer can't be Chris Chan's bio father because Dahmer was a faggot 100%.
 
A screwdriver made with Fanta instead of oj and a drop of crème liqueur and the pineapple garnish, on a skewer with a maraschino cherry for rosechu
This doesn’t sound half bad. I have some Disaronno Velvet, all I need to do is pick up some orange Fanta. I’ll let you know how it goes.
 
If there was a chris chan themed drink, what would it be?
A challenge for the mixologists out there: a drink that incorporates blue liquer and something hot, peppery, or spicy that doesn’t wind up being disgusting. Call it the Blarms.

EDIT: The Blue-Armed Bandit sounds more cocktail-ish.
 
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A challenge for the mixologists out there: a drink that incorporates blue liquer and something hot, peppery, or spicy that doesn’t wind up being disgusting. Call it the Blarms.
hm, maybe slice a jalapeno and rub it along the edge of a martini glass, and then just have a simple blue soda highball or cocktail made with a some blue curacao, rum, creme de coconut, and pineapple juice.
 
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If there was a chris chan themed drink, what would it be?

I'm thinking an orange Fanta-whiskey highball with a slice of pineapple, served in a salted glass.
My mind goes right to Fanta in a red solo cup with cum, but if I was to drink it I'd say:
-3 shot glasses worth of Absinthe
- 3 blue Skittles from the tropical berry pack
-a splash of Fanta classic and a little ice
mix that a little and you got yourself a "Little C" (shit name I know but itll sure get you talking and thinking like Chris in no time)
or
-1 part Bacardi Black rum
-1 part Pepsi cola and a little pickle boom you got your self an Imposter in Brown...nobody said they had to be good
 
My mind goes right to Fanta in a red solo cup with cum, but if I was to drink it I'd say:
-3 shot glasses worth of Absinthe
- 3 blue Skittles from the tropical berry pack
-a splash of Fanta classic and a little ice
mix that a little and you got yourself a "Little C" (shit name I know but itll sure get you talking and thinking like Chris in no time)
or
-1 part Bacardi Black rum
-1 part Pepsi cola and a little pickle boom you got your self an Imposter in Brown...nobody said they had to be good
I've never been able to get my hands on absinthe, so anything with it always has me curious.
 
I've never been able to get my hands on absinthe, so anything with it always has me curious.

As long as you like a strong liquorice flavor, it's delicious and very strong. Just make sure you aren't getting 'absinth' out of Slovakia or Chech Republic or something which is NOT the same thing but for ages the only thing available in North America. if it dosen't 'louche' or turn cloudy opal white with green glints when you drip in water and sugar, it's not real absinthe. The Balkan knockoff Hills 'absinth' tries to hide this fact by saying the REAL ritual is lighting some sugar on fire and stirring it in. Bullshit.

You can order it to be shipped to you from many places too, make sure to get a good French, Swiss or Spanish Absinthe if you do. Just don't be expecting hallucinations or anything. It's just booze with a lot of mystique around it.
 
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I've never been able to get my hands on absinthe, so anything with it always has me curious.
It was just made legal in the states a little over a decade ago. Smells like licorice, and your supposed to mix it one part absinthe, 3 pars water and sugar but I was drinking it from the bottle because I'm retarded and I started to think I caused real damn age to my brain. Might've a little but I'm more or less baseline now.
 
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