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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
One of Chris's characters has a shield that can withstand 10,000 pounds of pressure and a sword that can withstand 1 million.

To put these weights into some perspective:

The trailer portion of a tractor trailer is 53ft. long and can carry up to 50,000 pounds. 10,000 pounds is about 1/5 the weight that can go into the standard 53ft. trailer. 1 million pounds is the equivalent of 20 of those trailers. Either way, this character isn't flattening mountains anytime soon.

My point is this: even in his own power fantasy, Chris is still limited by his stunted imagination and lack of experience. One might even call him naïve about the ways of the world.
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This is something that resembles Death Battle
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
One of Chris's characters has a shield that can withstand 10,000 pounds of pressure and a sword that can withstand 1 million.

To put these weights into some perspective:

The trailer portion of a tractor trailer is 53ft. long and can carry up to 50,000 pounds. 10,000 pounds is about 1/5 the weight that can go into the standard 53ft. trailer. 1 million pounds is the equivalent of 20 of those trailers. Either way, this character isn't flattening mountains anytime soon.

My point is this: even in his own power fantasy, Chris is still limited by his stunted imagination and lack of experience. One might even call him naïve about the ways of the world.
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Chris doesn't seem great at maths, from this to his 5-10 ton dog house to the time he wanted to play Dungeons and Dragons and decided his character should be able to move at 2220000 miles per hour.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
Chris doesn't seem great at maths, from this to his 5-10 ton dog house to the time he wanted to play Dungeons and Dragons and decided his character should be able to move at 2220000 miles per hour.
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It's not that he's not great at math (although that's certainly true.) It's that he lacks any real world experience and has no frame of reference. This is why he thinks the way he does, and since he became more isolated his sense of reality has badly faltered.
 
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Had Chris ever use Bob's death as an excuse for pity sex? Cuz I got a feeling especially now that Chris is gunning for the Praetor girl, that Chris is definitely using the Barb's death to get some China.
 
Real G said:
Had Chris ever use Bob's death as an excuse for pity sex? Cuz I got a feeling especially now that Chris is gunning for the Praetor girl, that Chris is definitely using the Barb's death to get some China.
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Maybe with barb 'You neahd a Mahn Muhm"
 
Real G said:
Had Chris ever use Bob's death as an excuse for pity sex? Cuz I got a feeling especially now that Chris is gunning for the Praetor girl, that Chris is definitely using the Barb's death to get some China.
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The women he hangs out with are half his age and only there to take advantage of him financially although it would be funny for the whole Praetor thing to end with Chris crashing into slumber because he‘s turned down for sex like the old days.
 
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I feel like Chris barely talks about video games anymore. There might be an odd mention here and there, but it’s definitely gotten less frequent since the idea guys got to him.
 
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Just Dont said:
I'm really really tempted to start working on a game, visual novel style with rpg elements, about the Liquid Chris Saga.

I wonder why there isn't any full fledged games about Chris (not counting the dropped project of Cwc Adult Chronicles made in RPGMaker).
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Do it fgt, then inevitably give up on the project some 2 months in.
 
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