Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Lysistrata]

He's somewhat humiliated by the fact that his nudes and his sex tape are out there [...]

You know, I don't think he is. I really don't think he cares. In his mind, 1. he's got a Herculean bod/a beautiful feminine figure, 2. all adults do this sort of thing.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

In regards to the locked thread about Chris an the God Emperor, I'm just going to post this:

It looks like he's about to remove his Ugly Growth.

 

[Marvin]

You know, I don't think he is. I really don't think he cares. In his mind, 1. he's got a Herculean bod/a beautiful feminine figure, 2. all adults do this sort of thing.

I think he's more embarrassed about being tricked than people seeing his jiggly body.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Don't forget Long Island Iced Tea.

Extra salty.
And a martini with Lego Megan, Snyder and MLW. Shaken, not stirred Voodoo-wise.

 

[IV 445]

Hello, this is my first post. Let me know if I'm doing it right.

I have always wondered about Chris's receding hair line. It's not typical for a man to lose so much hair by age 33. Could what Chris claims all the time about feeling "stressed" actually be true, and that the stress is causing a cul-de-sac to form on his head?

 

[asperhes]

Hello, this is my first post. Let me know if I'm doing it right.

I have always wondered about Chris's receding hair line. It's not typical for a man to lose so much hair by age 33. Could what Chris claims all the time about feeling "stressed" actually be true, and that the stress is causing a cul-de-sac to form on his head?

You're doing it right, but your question is so speculative that it can't be answered. People lose their hair for lots of different reasons. Even a doctor's report wouldn't necessarily be able to tell us. The end.

Personally I suspect it's because Barb has AIDS.

 

[Muncie Anderson]

Extra salty.
And a martini with Lego Megan, Snyder and MLW. Shaken, not stirred Voodoo-wise.

And the bottles of Budweiser with the contents from a dozen sugar packets dumped in.

 

[deeman]

Extra salty.
And a martini with Lego Megan, Snyder and MLW. Shaken, not stirred Voodoo-wise.

Bouncers in Pickle suits, Null will be bloody RICH!

 

[ZehnBoat]

Hello, this is my first post. Let me know if I'm doing it right.

I have always wondered about Chris's receding hair line. It's not typical for a man to lose so much hair by age 33. Could what Chris claims all the time about feeling "stressed" actually be true, and that the stress is causing a cul-de-sac to form on his head?

it's possible he just has been balding faster than average
to make a comparison, if i have my facts correct: at chris' age, sean connery was basically bald.
he had a bad roll in genetics ... in more than one way

 

[Master Miller]

Hello, this is my first post. Let me know if I'm doing it right.

I have always wondered about Chris's receding hair line. It's not typical for a man to lose so much hair by age 33. Could what Chris claims all the time about feeling "stressed" actually be true, and that the stress is causing a cul-de-sac to form on his head?

Neither Bob or Cole did terrbly well keeping their hair, Chris going bald isn't out of the question. Men can lose their hair at almost any time post-puberty, I've known kids in their early twenties with birds nests and hairlines at the top of their heads.

 

[Sanic]

You kids and your CWC, lol

 

[Falcon Lord]

Has CWC ever suicide-baited like ADF and Connor?

 

[ZehnBoat]

Has CWC ever suicide-baited like ADF and Connor?

chris is too much the eternal optimist to even think of suicide
well at least his own suicide.

 

[timtommy]

Hello, this is my first post. Let me know if I'm doing it right.

I have always wondered about Chris's receding hair line. It's not typical for a man to lose so much hair by age 33. Could what Chris claims all the time about feeling "stressed" actually be true, and that the stress is causing a cul-de-sac to form on his head?

It's not at all unusual. More than half of men experience some hair loss by the time they are Chris' age. I suppose he might be slightly balder than the average person his age, but not by much.

I think a major factor in why he seems remarkable might be his hairstyle. I am a few years younger than Chris and have begun to lose my hair. What that means for me, and most people in my position, is that I choose my haircut to hide, de-emphasize, or work well with the level of hair loss I have. Chris doesn't do that all.

 

[Holdek]

He's much angrier about the fact that Julie stole some video games from him. This is how you cause emotional damage to Chris--take away his possessions. Also, you could try making parodies of his comic creations. He's somewhat humiliated by the fact that his nudes and his sex tape are out there, since he values his privacy, but nothing bothers him more than theft and copyright infringement.

He cares a lot about Mislabelings, such as saying he's a gay male, or has Asperger's (and not autism), or making some kind of (to others) trivial misunderstanding about him. I think that's because his most prized "possession" is his overly-articulated self-identity and the bits and pieces that he's constructed it with.

That's why I find Liquid to be the ultimate troll: he took that from him wholesale.

It's not at all unusual. More than half of men experience some hair loss by the time they are Chris' age. I suppose he might be slightly balder than the average person his age, but not by much.

I think a major factor in why he seems remarkable might be his hairstyle. I am a few years younger than Chris and have begun to lose my hair. What that means for me, and most people in my position, is that I choose my haircut to hide, de-emphasize, or work well with the level of hair loss I have. Chris doesn't do that all.

Well, and also Chris is dressing and wearing makeup, etc., like a female, so male pattern baldness is more conspicuous.

 

[MY 405]

If Kiwi Farms opened a Chris Chan themed bar, what would it be like? What drinks would they serve?

I suggest a pousse-cafe in the colors of the clown shirt ... We can call it The Classic.

 

[Mister Grumpy Pants]

I suggest a pousse-cafe in the colors of the clown shirt ... We can call it The Classic.

Or Beer called Reeb

 

[nude tayne]

Has CWC ever suicide-baited like ADF and Connor?

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Reality_Comes_Knocking

This makes me so sad, I actually considered suicide. The only reasons I don't do it are my mother and my dogs, and that premature death leaves one in Limbo.

 

[chimcat]

Chris could at least take the time to brush his hair.
It's so ugly.

 

[Lipitor]

We all know that Digimon is a bullshit imposter of pokemon and chris would never like it or care about it. But as an expert professional cartoon watcher did seeing this have any lasting impact on Chris? When a cartoon gets popular there are often rip-off shows that are basically reskins of the same thing. Ninja turtles had Street sharks, Power Rangers had VR troopers, Pokemon had Digimon.

What I'm asking was did chris see these rip-offs and due to his over 9000 autism think that it was perfectly fine and orignal to just make a blatent rip off of Sonic/pikachu and call it his own. Is Digimon responsible for Sonichu? Yes, I think it is.

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