Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[sweetstone]

I'm sure someone has asked this in one of the million threads right now, but what if Chris turned down Fiona because she is autistic? She may have been a bit homely, but she was far better than anything else Chris could have hoped for. Even Hambeast turned him down ffs
We know that being autistic has always been a big no in Chris' sweetheart search. He wants to stay at home and play video games while his wife works some powerful job and takes care of everything. Maybe that's why he 'foresaw' that Fiona would find some other sweetheart. Chris didn't think she would be a good breadwinner as a fellow potato.
My only other theory is that he was actually after instead Bella because Chris is obsessed with the booba and Fiona claimed to be A-cup. Would explain why he continued to text her until the moment he was arrested.

 

[Emo Crow]

Whether this is a joke or not, this is a retarded post

ETA: this was in response to a post a few posts above me about busting Chris out of jail. It was originally a thread of its own but was moved here (presumably because of the autism). This wasn't meant to be directed towards the OP of this thread..

 

[TV's Adam West]

One last job kiwis. After this, we can retire.

 

[Grog]

We need to steal Barb's used panties to lure Chris, in case he has been placed under the influence of sedatives by the jerkops and he's unresponsive.

 

[Pickles Nickels]

Stop shitting up the site with things like this.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

Chris got himself into all this, he can be the one to get himself out of it. Hopefully John Rambo "First Blood" style. They will spray him with a fire hose, try to cut his hair, and he will have a flashback to the teachers and prinstapull holding him down and recording his screams and SNAP. He will fight his way out of the jail, waddle out into the street, where he will steal a motorcycle, and flee to Regency Square Mall.

Any JERKOPS foolish enough to try to apprehend him will be taken out one by one with a series of autistic boobytraps constructed of toys, legos, CRAYOLA FUCKING MODEL MAGIC, and DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS.

Michael Snyder as Sheriff Will Teasle
Rocky Shoemaker as Col Samuel Trautman

 

[MySonDavid]

OP should probably just smuggle Chris out in their anus.

 

[Ramborambo]

But what if while we're tunneling we make a wrong turn at Albuquerque?

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

We hide a nail file in Pattis dug up corpse

 

[DeadMansHand]

Chris probably thinks there's already a tunnel. And a radio in the coffee pot.

 

[Mango Tequila]

Anyone got any heavy duty dilators? They should do the trick if we're building some holes and keeping them open....

 

[Ramborambo]

OP should probably just smuggle Chris out in their anus.

Like when Richard Gere smuggled Goebbels out of Germany.

 

[Covid19AteMyPeen]

We need to take a page from Chris himself. I’m thinking when he hid from Clyde when he threw a stuffed bear in his bed. We'll need to get one of those large stuffed bears and dress it as Chris. Maybe let it sit at 14BC for a bit to really soak in the smells. We’ll have to put it into a vacuum bag and make it as small as possible. Then we need someone to land a job as a janitor. Eventually Chris will make a mess that the janitor needs to clean and the janitor can put the bear in place and hide Chris somehow and take him out. From then Chris will need to loot 14BC and get what he can before we smuggle him out of country and to @Null

 

[Maamtis]

I actually wonder if you painted a tunnel on a wall could you convince Chris to run through it. If so then that.

 

[No_one]

Magi-chan can probably teleport him to a different dimension. And Sonichu could zap the guards, there's also Mewtwo and those girls who are also game consoles. Their combined forces will save Chris.
Edit: Also the ponies.

Oh wait, they're not real and Chris needs to face the consequences of his actions. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Chandra Nana]

I only want to be involved with this if we dig a tunnel from his current jail into a worse jail.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

If someone busts him out like Shakur perhaps Cuba will grant him asylum.

 

[King Kiwi]

I'm glad you asked!
Phase one:
I was thinking we could all stop shitposting and put this in random thoughts and questions.
Phase two: lock this thread.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I wonder if we’ll ever find out what @Null was talking about last year when he said on his podcast Chris asked him to do something that’s Illegal everywhere in the world and always has been (After 3:10)?

 

[Null]

I wonder if we’ll ever find out what @Null was talking about last year when he said on his podcast Chris asked him to do something that’s Illegal everywhere in the world and always has been (After 3:10)?

He asked me to kill someone. I don't remember who, I apparently confuse Joshua Wise and Sockness because all these people are stupid irredeemable faggots. I don't know how "illegal everywhere in the world and always has been" has any ambiguity to it but okay.