Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Pickle Inspector]

He asked me to kill someone. I don't remember who, I apparently confuse Joshua Wise and Sockness because all these people are stupid irredeemable faggots. I don't know how "illegal everywhere in the world and always has been" has any ambiguity to it but okay.

Wow, yeah I assumed it was that but it’s crazy to have it confirmed.

 

[Ramborambo]

He asked me to kill someone. I don't remember who, I apparently confuse Joshua Wise and Sockness because all these people are stupid irredeemable faggots. I don't know how "illegal everywhere in the world and always has been" has any ambiguity to it but okay.

Holy shit. Chris is fucking hard for asking you to perform a hit. And you're fucking hard if Chris thought you had the connections to have a hit performed. Kiwi Farms is Gangsta Farms.

 

[Andrew Ryan]

Here's something I wonder.
Do you think Chris actually hear/see things that don't exist, or he's just larping to hear voices?

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Here's something I wonder.
Do you think Chris actually hear/see things that don't exist, or he's just larping to hear voices?

I‘d say he definitely thinks he does since there’s no reason for him to be making up hearing Sonichu during his confrontation with Mary Lee Walsh back in his college days.

But I’m not sure how bad it is, like it seems as if Chris has vivid daydreams (Or maybe more likely maladaptive daydreaming) and just assumes it’s real so maybe he’s intentionally and actively imagining Sonichu talk to him too, it’s not like people haven’t suggested to him it’s not real but Chris likes to play make believe and think he’s super special.

 

[A Money Creature]

He asked me to kill someone. I don't remember who, I apparently confuse Joshua Wise and Sockness because all these people are stupid irredeemable faggots. I don't know how "illegal everywhere in the world and always has been" has any ambiguity to it but okay.

A year ago makes me think Sockness

 

[A Money Creature]

Here's something I wonder.
Do you think Chris actually hear/see things that don't exist, or he's just larping to hear voices?

He has never claimed to see things that don't exist. He doesn't think Sonichu appears in front of him. He more or less "mentally communicates" with him

 

[sasazuka]

I saw this video a month ago about the kind of handheld game consoles American prisoners can buy and I think it's relevant to Chris's current predicament.

Spoiler: StopDrop&Retro - The PRISON ISSUED Game Console

Aside from being transparent (to avoid smuggling or hiding drugs), it has the same general form factor as a lot of those Chinese bootleg 10000-games-in-one 8-bit and 16-bit handhelds that you can get on Wish but, while those Wish handhelds are usually packed with ROMs of licensed games, these prison handhelds just have unlicensed 16-bit shovelware (so no Sonic or Mario) and the HG-503, the revised version of the HG-501 handheld seen in the first part of the video, even gets rid of the few games that had any kind of shooting.

I have heard that some American prisons just let prisoners play mainstream consoles as an incentive for good behaviour. I suspect they're not allowed to play especially violent games like Grand Theft Auto V but Chris may eventually be able to play some Sonic in the pokey if he behaves himself should he end up in a facility that lets prisoners play mainstream consoles, especially if he ends up in a psychiatric facility rather than a PMITA-type prison.

 

[Junebugstarz]

how far along do you think Barb is in her dementia? Does she even know what’s going on?

 

[sasazuka]

how far along do you think Barb is in her dementia? Does she even know what’s going on?

A few years ago, I thought she was playing it up for sympathy (and increased donations) but it's pretty obvious now that she's no longer all there.

 

[FalsePositive]

I'm feeling nostalgic. Can anyone recommend a good watch about the early years of Chris? When he first became a cow, not his childhood shit.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

This is so surreal, knowing the hilarious, disturbing, and downright fascinating chain of events this one commercial kicked off.

Today marks the end of the legend itself, Cris Chan.

From a naive yet innocent Sonic Fanatic to a Oedipus-esque Greek villain with a delusional "god" complex.

How little did Kay-Bee-Toys know by making this contest, would spawn a complete monster nearly years 30 later.

(source: Sonic the Hedgehog Watch and Win Sweepstakes - YouTube)

 

[idosometimes]

Is anyone else surprised how little of the not pleasant or socially acceptable Chris stuff has been brought up in this? I know the jews legitimate news want to avoid making a tranny who allegedly raped his own mother look bad, but Chris could easily be portrayed as a creep and a monster.

how far along do you think Barb is in her dementia? Does she even know what’s going on?

Cognitive abilities in demented adults can fluctuate. They can have lucid intervals where they seem almost normal before regressing to violence or a complete inability to interact in a meaningful way.

People on here disagree, but Barb has been declining for a while. Her "act" was far too good for someone who has never seen the actual effects of dementia.

 

[sasazuka]

I'm feeling nostalgic. Can anyone recommend a good watch about the early years of Chris? When he first became a cow, not his childhood shit.

It's probably best to stick to vintage videos about him that don't have any foreknowledge of what came after about 2010.

Spoiler: Here's a brief retrospective from 2009

Spoiler: The Chris Chan 2010 Year in Review

 

[BurningPewter]

I've been thinking for a couple of years that the sheer amount of stuff online about Chris actually worked in his favour to drown out the bad stuff. (before now of course). For example, 5 years ago, when I googled Chris, I got stuff about him cuming in his fanta, having sex with dolls and cakes, going crazy on video, etc. But googling him now (before the incest leak) just brings up a bunch of more recent MLP/merge stuff. I was thinking that if a potential employer googled him, they wouldn't really bother to make sense of it all. They'd just assume he was a wannabe internet personality, like JonTron or similar. Even the creepy stuff like the sign could be assumed to be intentional comedy or something, especially to an older person who doesn't really care about online culture.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I wondered why Chris would give "Fiona" an age of 50. At first then I remembered oh fuck...that's only 11 years older than Chris is now. It made me realize opl is getting old. He's turning 40 but could easily be mistaken for some in their mid 50s.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Chris confirmed in February 2016 that Scamper was killed in the house fire in January 2014. According to Chris, the cleaners found the body of [Scamper] the cat behind the toilet, dead from smoke inhalation

Damn, what a shitty way to go. Trapped in a hoard house on fire, unable to escape, the poor terrified cat hid behind the toilet to try and escape. Seems Charb didn't care enough to rescue the cats who passed away during the fire, assuming they had the time to do so.

And the outburst during the recent court appearance confirms that Chris didn't really give a shit about the pets.

CWC sucks.

 

[May Prince]

Does anyone have the list of successful individuals who graduated from Grafton School in Winchester, Virginia?

Upon this whole Chris-Chan boom since late July, there seem to be some Chris-Chan advocates in Twitter who argue that, if Chris were to attend Grafton School just as a lot of people think was the right path for his life, Grafton School would have just confined Chris eternally from the society - Surprisingly (or not surprisingly), the EXACT SAME argument that Chris and Barb have been making for all these decades.

I guess if someone could provide a list of successful individuals who actually graduated from Grafton School, that could smash this weird argument from these twitterfags right away....?

 

[Fapcop]

He thought it was normal to have dreams about having sexual intercourse with your mother. You do not have to look for cryptic messages and innuendo. He said that he dreamed of it, gosh dang it!

Well... Not to go all Freudian on you, but it’s somewhat normal to have dreams like that, especially in your adolescence.

The normal, un-degenerate reaction is to wake up horrified and disgusted and hopefully realize that it was a symbolic dream that’s really about something else entirely.

Chris being a total tard and degenerate, of course took the completely opposite route, and decided the dream means that God wants him to rape Barbs senile cooch.

 

[DrNow]

Anybody else feel like they need to take a break from this. Think I’m gonna catch up with Cobes, not sure what he’s been up to since his got kicked out of his apartment. Either ways it’s got to be better vibes than this horrorshow.

 

[Born in Summer]

With all of the court stuff happening with Chris and having it be the talk of the internet, there's one group of individuals that really fucking irk me.
The kind of people who look at Chris and say to themselves "Wow! What a sad and tragic case of a poor boy with autism who had that dang dirty internet troll him over time into being a laughingstock! This would've NEVER happened if it wasn't for the internet."
In all fairness, Chris wouldn't e-celeb sure, but you'd be kidding yourself to think a man like him could live a normal life.

A LOT of Chris's problems are his own doing; even if he was born in a time without the internet, he'd still be a manchild with toys all around his room hunting for a boyfriend-free girl.
He'd still be drawing Sonichu (albeit for more personal reasons), he'd still be living with his parents, he'd still be a creep to every women he meets, he'd still struggle to make genuine friends and most importantly, he'd still not know how to handle bad-mouthing from people, regardless if the farms or anyone else were around to document it.

It just goes to show that the majority of people who know about Chris online, don't understand him as a person at all think that with the wave of a magic wand, this could've all been avoided. In reality, the only thing that could've stopped Chris from being... well... Chris is if Bob decided to have a kid 20 years earlier.