Off-Topic Random Trans Thoughts, Musings, and Questions - For all your armchair psych and general sperging

[Aunt Carol]

Why can't troons parallel park?

Well, they're taking hormones to become female... and they're buying them from the Chinese black market.

 

[Bookwork]

Well, they're taking hormones to become female... and they're buying them from the Chinese black market.

Ah-ah! Confucius say, "Eat export pills, drive like sped"? Explains a lot.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Ah-ah! Confucius say, "Eat export pills, drive like sped"? Explains a lot.

I was trying to be racist. You know, about Asian people's driving.

 

[Bookwork]

I was trying to be racist. You know, about Asian people's driving.

Ah! Noble goal. I'll try again. Confucius say, "Eat pills Numba One Son make, crash car like me."

Not subtle, alas, but backing toward a corner parking space at least.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Why can't troons parallel park?

I have now seen the destruction of the troonic wars along curbs in three cities and have heard more than one demand forever-free parking in garages and more parking lots next to wherever they have to go, like their lasering artiste and their drug prescriber.

Is this just an extension of The Pickle Jar Effect? Or is troonism co-morbid with dyspraxia?

Troons are young people and parallel parking is not required to pass on most driving test anymore. It's more a sign of the times. Although, I bet a lot don't drive regularly, much less to a place like the city that requires you to parallel park, so they're out of practice fuck ups is what I'm guessing.

 

[Pedophobe]

Posting this here because there's too much generalized sperging in the so-called topical threads these days.

Your instincts serve you well. As usual, Tony is lying.

What's that in English? Because to me it reads like "Cass made a review. Reviews are good. We have our standards. We're not going to make a review. Our standards are very good. We will continue to troon our kids and tell people who don't like it that they're the problem."

 

[TruffleSpark]

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It’s honestly hilarious how many of you will parade around in corny “gender is a social construct” shirts and crap like that but the minute someone actually practises gender critical feminism you throw a tantrum because you don’t want to acknowledge how much of your worldview relies on gender roles and misogyny

Gender is a social construct but my gender identity is totally real and not impacted by social constructs at all!!

I shit you not a trans woman I follow on insta posted something about how “gender is performative” and I’m sat there like… if gender is performative does that mean your identity as a woman is a performance and the makeup you wear is your costume? You either believe that gender is a social construct and you’re just a male who likes to be feminine or you believe gender is innate and you are inherently a woman no matter what. The doublethink is so strong.

I think they are just not smart enough to understand what they are actually saying (or parroting) its like in the film idiocracy, when they keep repeating the slogan from the energy drink about electrolytes and then when someone asks: so what are electrolytes everyone just goes: Well, electrolytes! Duh! Thats them.
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Or put more succintly:

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can you imagine if someone told you your hair is a social construct but your haircut is innate

 

[Jacques1194]

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It’s honestly hilarious how many of you will parade around in corny “gender is a social construct” shirts and crap like that but the minute someone actually practises gender critical feminism you throw a tantrum because you don’t want to acknowledge how much of your worldview relies on gender roles and misogyny

Gender is a social construct but my gender identity is totally real and not impacted by social constructs at all!!

I shit you not a trans woman I follow on insta posted something about how “gender is performative” and I’m sat there like… if gender is performative does that mean your identity as a woman is a performance and the makeup you wear is your costume? You either believe that gender is a social construct and you’re just a male who likes to be feminine or you believe gender is innate and you are inherently a woman no matter what. The doublethink is so strong.

I think they are just not smart enough to understand what they are actually saying (or parroting) its like in the film idiocracy, when they keep repeating the slogan from the energy drink about electrolytes and then when someone asks: so what are electrolytes everyone just goes: Well, electrolytes! Duh! Thats them.
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I got into an argument with a TRA over this recently. Basically there was a recent article of troons taking courses on "gender affirming sneezing" (I shit you not) and when i brought the argument that if trans women's brains were exactly like "cis" womens then shouldn't their brains automatically be wired to know how to "sneeze like a woman"? The response from a TRA I got was that I was trying to claim that all gender is biology, and that I ignored the fact that there's are elements of gender that are the product of culture and socializing. My response was that if there's a part of gender that's about culture and socializing then how can trans people be born in the wrong body then? He claimed "Gender is defaulted onto us at birth (penis = man), and a transgender person is someone who engages with a gender other than the one they were defaulted to at birth."

This is what I find dumb about the movement. If there are two different cultures that have different ideas of masculine or feminine then how can trans people be born in the wrong body then? Gender at that point is nothing but sexist stereotypes on what said culture's idea of what a man or a woman should be. If a TIM whose idea of womanhood is staying at home, cooking, and taking care of kids entered another society where it was the opposite, and it was women who went to war and worked then can he still call himself a woman if hes not following that society's idea of what a woman should be? Also again what about women who still call themselves women but dont follow typical culture and social norms on what women should be?

 

[Hassou Tobi]

What are your responses to the pat troon defenses?

1) "trans people have always existed"
2) "maybe they're not female, but they're living the social role of a woman because they're perceived this way" (big lol on this one)
3) "the crazy ones are just online. the ones irl are normal and want to be left alone. none of this really affects anything irl."

 

[deermeat]

I feel like people don't give pooners enough credit ngl.

They pass better than troons because most of them actually put in the effort into passing, not just with appearance but with taking care of their body- even if its delusional.

There's a heavy emphasis on fitness, diet, and masc-maxxing in a way that is not sexualized. Mainly because most pooners seem to be HSTS who, regardless of being trans or not, lean toward masculine interests. And even when they are not HSTS, they tend to focus heavily on a particular image. I actually find a lot of transmasc content aspirational in terms of their general advice. Theres an overlap between actual self improvement and transitioning when it comes to pooners. Since a lot is "pre T" advice, it's pretty useful if you wanna build muscle or appear more masculine.

Compare that to TiMs, most TiMs are transbians who simply only want to coom. Yes, pooners are also just as bad, but HSTS trannies are uncommon and they are the ones more likely to take better care of their physical appearance as is typical with gay men in general. The stereotype that most men are unhygienic is true, to the point "metrosexual" was an actual trend in the early 2000s where it was basically just about straight men taking more care about their hygiene and appearance. Not even most incels genuinely care about looksmaxxing.

Pooners pass not just because of their female figure but because women are more likely to give a shit about aesthetics, body image, organization, and hygiene. A lot of women will pass better even if their figure is feminine solely because they hyperfocus on everything else to make themselves appear male in some way or another.

 

[TruffleSpark]

What are your responses to the pat troon defenses?

1) "trans people have always existed"
2) "maybe they're not female, but they're living the social role of a woman because they're perceived this way" (big lol on this one)
3) "the crazy ones are just online. the ones irl are normal and want to be left alone. none of this really affects anything irl."

"The only reason why there were so few troons in history is because they were being suppressed just like left handed people" along side a graph like this:

might be the most infuriating argument, because they say it like it is absolute fact but make no attempt to prove that the rate of people trooning out in the past was higher than it was in the 20th century.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

What are your responses to the pat troon defenses?

1) "trans people have always existed"
2) "maybe they're not female, but they're living the social role of a woman because they're perceived this way" (big lol on this one)
3) "the crazy ones are just online. the ones irl are normal and want to be left alone. none of this really affects anything irl."

1) Mental illness has always existed. Next.
2) So, if a butch lesbian with the gender identity of 'female' is perceived as a man, she's a man? How many people have to do the perceiving and agree?
3) Trans madness has captured entire institutions, national, international and multinational. The State in several Western countries can punish you for 'misgendering'. The UK, allegedly TERF island, houses male rapists in female prisons. Girls in sports all over the world are being displaced by boys.

 

[TruffleSpark]

1) Mental illness has always existed. Next.

It's worth noting that [X has been around for a long time therefore it is good] is pretty much the core belief of conservatism.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

The social role one is hilarious cos:
1) 99% of troons pass about as well as a 95 year old woman crossing an express freeway lane

2) ok so if I put on grandpa’s Purple Heart medal and tell everyone I’m a veteran I am one? Cos everyone thinks I am and treats me like one?

 

[Jacques1194]

Trans madness has captured entire institutions, national, international and multinational. The State in several Western countries can punish you for 'misgendering'. The UK, allegedly TERF island, houses male rapists in female prisons. Girls in sports all over the world are being displaced by boys.

Not only that but trans people seem to be everywhere online. Even if they are a tiny minority irl I wouldn't be shocked if these institutions believe the trans population is larger than what it really is due to how vocal they are online. Sometimes I even legit wonder if any of these social media accounts of trans people are even real or if its all a psy-ops to make it seem like they're a bigger minority, and as such try to keep the population distracted.

2) "maybe they're not female, but they're living the social role of a woman because they're perceived this way" (big lol on this one)

This argument infuriates me the most. What is the "social role" of a woman? I hate how progressives went from "Women can do anything men can do like join the army, become mechanics, astronauts, etc and none of those things takes away their womanhood. Yet ever since the trans community captured progressives, suddenly women doing those things aren't really women, but either trans men or non binary. Hence why women got angry with the trans community trying to make historical women like Joan Of Arc into either a trans man or at least "non-binary".

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

It's worth noting that [X has been around for a long time therefore it is good] is pretty much the core belief of conservatism.

Utter nonsense.

"X is natural and thus ok" is a Rousseau holdover that shows up pretty often, mostly on the left. But conservatism would class common criminal behaviors, vices, timeless forms of mental derangement, as persistent problems of human nature, rather than something that should be conserved because it is "old." Conservatives would point to the fact that civilizations have recognized these problems and unanimously agreed they must be dealt with through some form of containment, taboo, or regulation. And it's the removing of those constraints around such behaviors in the name of progress (often with the Rousseau-inherited justification that such behaviors are inborn or "natural" and thus should not be suppressed) that has led to increasing social problems.

Conservatives want to conserve the institution of prisons, not the act of murder.

 

[AMHOLIO]

1) "trans people have always existed"

Ask for examples. If they talk about Egalbus, mention that he was unpopular with the rich elites who recorded history and were trying to likely slander him. If they say something like two spirits, mention how it only applies to certain tribes and even then was started in the 90s. If they point to something like those cross dressing dudes and other third genders, point out its only a third gender for men who are effeminate/gay and there's barely an equivalent with female to males. If they say a female who was trying to play a male role in society, ask them how are we sure she wasn't attempting to escape the confines of strict gender roles.

2) "maybe they're not female, but they're living the social role of a woman because they're perceived this way" (big lol on this one)

Ask them what the social role of a woman is, or ask why does that allow them to comment on women's biological issues like pregnancy.

3) "the crazy ones are just online. the ones irl are normal and want to be left alone. none of this really affects anything irl."

Smile, and say you hope it stays that way... for them (the person who says it). It's funnier finding out yourself.

 

[deermeat]

people say bottom surgeries are uncommon, but I keep seeing it become more and more common. The disturbing part is that most of the bottom surgeries are happening within the ages of 18 to 30, the same exact ages that has had a spike in people transitioning.
And seeing what these people post online, it's no wonder this is happening. I remember seeing a whole thread dedicated to "debunking myths about neovags" where they assured any potential troon getting it that it's just like "the real thing".

Been in discord servers with people in their early 20s talking about their hopes of getting it, showcasing OF Twitter troons who show theirs off as inspo. Keep seeing people in their early 20s who has already got one.

These aren't HSTS like you'd think either, most of these people are transbians. Hell, look at Puppychan's new "partner" Wis. Thats what is so horrifying. Porn addiction is truly killing these people.

 

[AI generated waifu]

people say bottom surgeries are uncommon, but I keep seeing it become more and more common. The disturbing part is that most of the bottom surgeries are happening within the ages of 18 to 30, the same exact ages that has had a spike in people transitioning.
And seeing what these people post online, it's no wonder this is happening. I remember seeing a whole thread dedicated to "debunking myths about neovags" where they assured any potential troon getting it that it's just like "the real thing".

Been in discord servers with people in their early 20s talking about their hopes of getting it, showcasing OF Twitter troons who show theirs off as inspo. Keep seeing people in their early 20s who has already got one.

These aren't HSTS like you'd think either, most of these people are transbians. Hell, look at Puppychan's new "partner" Wis. Thats what is so horrifying. Porn addiction is truly killing these people.

Not that I agree with it, but I'm thinking this might be the biggest argument for people not reaching full mental maturity until 25.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

As fucked as the whole "bottom surgery" thing is, at least those people are actually investing time and resources into trying to pass as whatever gender they think they are, rather than just throwing on some slutty clothes or a flannel shirt and flatbrim and saying "that's it, that makes me True and Honest".