Random Tumblr posts

[cassette man]

I really can't take people who complain about fanfiction seriously due to the unavoidable levels of endless and boundless absurdity that defines the random shit people write online

Girded my loins and opened that link, but as it turns out I have yet to discover exactly how bad the mecha fandom can get.
Heading on to r/eyebleach right now.

Spoiler: Primus is watching you

And yes that’s interspecies.

 

[Vorhtbame]

More diversity in my self insert porn NOW!!!
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White nonbinary demiboi, I'm guessing. Nobody is so sanctimonious about the identities of others than someone who is insecure in her own.

Also, most people who write fanfiction do so for their own gratification, and most people who write fanfiction are Normal White Girls, so what did you expect? Nothing motivates like money, though, so if you need a nice personalized fapfic that badly, commission one. Holy shit, what a privileged, entitled First Worlder, bitching because other people aren't doing something for her for free!

 

[CancerGoat]

Person wonders why people think robosexuals are weird, tbh i don't think that there will ever be a time where people would see machine fucking as normal.

 

[Vorhtbame]

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Person wonders why people think robosexuals are weird, tbh i don't think that there will ever be a time where people would see machine fucking as normal.

Forty years ago, people thought there would never be a time when people would see homosexuality as "normal".

The world is a fickle place, especially when you're made to feel good and virtuous for embracing a new definition of "normal".

 

[scathefire]

Forty years ago, people thought there would never be a time when people would see homosexuality as "normal".

The world is a fickle place, especially when you're made to feel good and virtuous for embracing a new definition of "normal".

At least acceptance of homosexuality is expanding on a very very old aspect of human society, being a “robosexual” came out of literally nowhere in comparison

 

[Permuto]

I think android sex will be the norm in the future, if the technology becomes available to make hyper realistic sex dolls with an advanced AI, you bet your ass it's gonna become a normie thing. First it'll have to go through the awkward push back phase, but it'll eventually get there, especially if the doll/android/robot functions as a medic/helper/servant for the person. I don't think wanting to fuck non humanoid things like cars will ever be normal though.

 

[CancerGoat]

I think android sex will be the norm in the future, if the technology becomes available to make hyper realistic sex dolls with an advanced AI, you bet your ass it's gonna become a normie thing. First it'll have to go through the awkward push back phase, but it'll eventually get there, especially if the doll/android/robot functions as a medic/helper/servant for the person. I don't think wanting to fuck non humanoid things like cars will ever be normal though.

Androids and sexbots probably, but I'm talking about robots that look like this:

Should have included these in my original post but too late, and yes Tumblr wants to fuck these guys.
Also i think the op of that post was into transformers porn, so he would technically be fucking a car.

Edit: also the difference between gay people and robots are, is gay people are real people.

 

[Elpizo]

Androids and sexbots probably, but I'm talking about robots that look like this:
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Should have included these in my original post but too late, and yes Tumblr wants to fuck these guys.
Also i think the op of that post was into transformers porn, so he would technically be fucking a car.

Edit: also the difference between gay people and robots are, is gay people are real people.

Does Bionicle count? 'Cuz I seen Demitsorou's Bionicle fanart and it's a pure blessing for a defunct toy line from Lego.


Also, this; https://bronze-aeronaut.tumblr.com/post/182283023053/aradia-thats-n0t-a-real-thing-i-think-tavros

 

[Vorhtbame]

At least acceptance of homosexuality is expanding on a very very old aspect of human society, being a “robosexual” came out of literally nowhere in comparison

I see you are unfamiliar with the legend of Pygmalion. He fell in love with the statue before he thought to wish she were real.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

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Person wonders why people think robosexuals are weird, tbh i don't think that there will ever be a time where people would see machine fucking as normal.

normal people don't think about robosexuals enough to have an opinion on them.

there is clearly a difference between 'i want a robot sex doll that looks exactly like a real woman and behaves the way my ideal woman would' and 'i wanna fuck r2d2', though.

 

[cassette man]

Androids and sexbots probably, but I'm talking about robots that look like this:
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Should have included these in my original post but too late, and yes Tumblr wants to fuck these guys.
Also i think the op of that post was into transformers porn, so he would technically be fucking a car.

Edit: also the difference between gay people and robots are, is gay people are real people.

Just to clarify, there’s actually a difference between the literal car-fuckers and the Transformers fanbase who usually fantasize about their mechanical humanoid forms.

Spoiler: NSFL

 

[Vorhtbame]

In essence, Rule 34. If it exists, there is porn of it.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

In essence, Rule 34. If it exists, there is porn of it.

No

 

[scathefire]

I think android sex will be the norm in the future, if the technology becomes available to make hyper realistic sex dolls with an advanced AI, you bet your ass it's gonna become a normie thing. First it'll have to go through the awkward push back phase, but it'll eventually get there, especially if the doll/android/robot functions as a medic/helper/servant for the person. I don't think wanting to fuck non humanoid things like cars will ever be normal though.

I’m kind of hoping that humanity will be destroyed or have some catastrophe or severe technological setback before then. I might literally be dead after such an event but at least I won’t have to live in a world so inescapably dehumanized

 

[PT 522]

I’m kind of hoping that humanity will be destroyed or have some catastrophe or severe technological setback before then. I might literally be dead after such an event but at least I won’t have to live in a world so inescapably dehumanized

Apparently, your wish will be granted because if we don't stop climate change RIGHT NOW then the WORLD WILL TOTALLY END IN A FEW CENTURIES BY 2100 BY 2050 IN 12 YEARS IN 10 YEARS!!!!

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

More diversity in my self insert porn NOW!!!
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why not write your own

 

[DeadwastePrime]

why not write your own

we all know it would be bad

 

[PT 522]

why not write your own

That's emotional labor and how dare you demand others to work for what they want

 

[friedshrimp]

It's starting

(this is from the same person who said Helga was a lesbian and wanted horse bondage, tho).

 

[madethistocomment]

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It's starting. (this is from the same person who said Helga was a lesbian and wanted horse bondage, tho).

"He dominates me furiously in his clown persona" is not a sentence I expected nor wanted to read tonight, but here we are.