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[Nauseated Courgi]

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The missing "me" in the Reddit post really brings it together.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Why are people like this?

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Why are people like this?

Too selfish and sheltered to understand anyone else is also an actual, real person.

 

[IceGray]

They absolutely can't stop thinking everything will turn into a sexy lesbian porno.

Those photos are of a group of BFFs who pooled up to buy a retirement home. Shouldn't Tumblr be bagging on them for having the dough for that?

With the attitude of assuming all BFFs will be lesbians, the next generation will probably be less likely to have healthy same-gender friendships.

 

[sad cowboy cat]

 

[Elpizo]

 

[Childe]

former buzzfeed artist adamtot gets into a slapfight with tumblr sjws over “drawing porn” of sonic and pikachu (archive link since the post is really big)

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

former buzzfeed artist adamtot gets into a slapfight with tumblr sjws over “drawing porn” of sonic and pikachu (archive link since the post is really big)

I didn't think I'd ever say this about a person who's posted on Buzzfeed, but; he seems pretty based here.

 

[AnOminous]

former buzzfeed artist adamtot gets into a slapfight with tumblr sjws over “drawing porn” of sonic and pikachu (archive link since the post is really big)

It's not even porn, it's a Sonichu joke. Nice to see classic tumblrina stupidity still exists, though.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Lol, the OP is great. Some cop-hating transtrender who thinks fictional characters matter more than real people.

And, of course, believes that being trans makes you transphobic,

Her banner:

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

https://www.tumbral.com/blog/lgbtcrossing

This entire blog wants to make me kill myself. Based on the made up flags, they should have called it "QQQQQQQQQcrossing" (pls validate me im a strait gurl but im totes queer rite guys)

 

[Carlos the Scientist]

Lol, the OP is great. Some cop-hating transtrender who thinks fictional characters matter more than real people.

Her banner:
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'Aro/arom' pronouns, good grief. Looks like some bastardization of 'aromantic'. If you want a good laugh, check out the caard they've linked to (archive here but text is white on white so you have to highlight to read). Other labels include panseuxal, bisexual, and polysexual (not one, literally all of them) and 'homoflexible as in I almost always view my attraction as gay, but with exceptions'. And other labels like 'diamoric' and 'achillen' and 'demialterous'. I assumed no one above the age of 13/14 would unironically accumualte all these labels, but apparently they're 21.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

'Aro/arom' pronouns, good grief. Looks like some bastardization of 'aromantic'. If you want a good laugh, check out the caard they've linked to (archive here but text is white on white so you have to highlight to read). Other labels include panseuxal, bisexual, and polysexual (not one, literally all of them) and 'homoflexible as in I almost always view my attraction as gay, but with exceptions'. And other labels like 'diamoric' and 'achillen' and 'demialterous'. I assumed no one above the age of 13/14 would unironically accumualte all these labels, but apparently they're 21.

So, she's somehow Asexual and Pansexual at the same time?

Schrodinger's Snowflake: Wants to fuck everyone and no one.

 

[Elpizo]

 

[Elpizo]

 

[QuokkaCaptain]

 

[sad cowboy cat]

 

[Disc]

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I'll take 'my dad works at Nintendo' for 200

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]