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Buddy of mine just got this.
anonymous asked:
You REALLY shouldn't gender your tags "pretty boys" or "pretty girls". Why not something gender neutral instead that includes nonbinary, agender, ect. people so you don't misgender people?

Well, I always make sure to check their blogs to learn their pronouns, so whatever I see on their blog, or in the picture’s tags, I’ll put down in the tag, but I guess I can make a gender neutral pretty people tag that can be used for everybody. Sorry if I upset you anon! My sincere apologies.
Now they're going through years of posts to rename their tags to something less offensive. I'm sure it'll still offend someone cuz that's the way Tumblr roles. Every day there's something new to be offended and triggered about, like Nike and a teeny tiny slow flashing logo has recently.
 
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I have a tag on my blog for cringey shit I see on my dash, going through it is literal hell.
 
I went looking for some Les Mis related things a couple days ago, and like, every third post was basically "What if Cosette was fat?" "What if Enjolras was trans?" "What is Eponine was panromantic demisexual?"

I'll never understand why people feel the need to completely change fictional characters.
 
well according to her they aren't trolls and someone must stand up to them, but then later she says they ARE trolls or whatever.
i tried to talk to her about it but she just kept contradicting herself and talking about how much it hurt her
so i just took the only microphone we had away and hid it, and after that she stopped caring about the dang dirty trolls.
it's just for that one moment when she was talking about how she "lost sleep" and would "cry for hours" over someone not agreeing with her on a show's canon, it really sounded like sjw shit, i expected her to say she was triggered.

also saw this on imgur
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Reminds me of http://yaphi1.tumblr.com/post/44296660924/horriblecosplay-seriously-someone-took-the
 
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For some reason, I picture this happening with both people in full business suits holding briefcases and that makes this post hilarious to me.
More business men should practice this.. I know I'll be happy to wait for aproval just to tell Tim he has a nice cover sheet for his TPS report.. Then I'll pat him on the ass and tell him good game before towel snapping him playfully.. No wait, that's a postgame locker room compliment.. Do I have to ask for approval before patting my team mates on the ass?
 
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I have a tag on my blog for cringey shit I see on my dash, going through it is literal hell.
So in the meantime you screw your son's life by giving him an uncommon name in the hopes that he'll fall in love with a name that's only given to 1% of babies (and that's decreasing) and in the hopes that they're both gay (which is ridiculously low), just so that you can make a joke about a fictional relationship in a fandom you'd have left for 20 years.

Tumblrinas: Awesome parents!
 
So in the meantime you screw your son's life by giving him an uncommon name in the hopes that he'll fall in love with a name that's only given to 1% of babies (and that's decreasing) and in the hopes that they're both gay (which is ridiculously low), just so that you can make a joke about a fictional relationship in a fandom you'd have left for 20 years.

Tumblrinas: Awesome parents!

p sure that's just a joke mang (unfunny tho)
 
i swear, anytime someone does something tumblr doesn't like
OMG DESE WHITE PEOPLE

i remember when people quoted marten luther king jr. and tumblr was filled with LOL THAT DUM WHITY WHITE MAN LOLOL
yeah, that was the first sign of bullshit
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For some reason, I picture this happening with both people in full business suits holding briefcases and that makes this post hilarious to me.
please note the proper feminists compliment procedures.
do not approach the feminist until she has acknowledged your existence; they are easily startled and when startled, will run off and text about how they were verbally raped
i bet this lady just goes really close up to men without asking though
and i bet this lady also flips out if someone sits next to her on a bus
 
please note the proper feminists compliment procedures.
do not approach the feminist until she has acknowledged your existence; they are easily startled and when startled, will run off and text about how they were verbally raped
i bet this lady just goes really close up to men without asking though
and i bet this lady also flips out if someone sits next to her on a bus

Personally, I'll take a guy awkwardly telling me I'm pretty while I'm out in public to a car full of college freshman screaming out their car windows just to watch me jump.

... That's happened to me way more often than getting catcalled. :heart-empty:
 
Personally, I'll take a guy awkwardly telling me I'm pretty while I'm out in public to a car full of college freshman screaming out their car windows just to watch me jump.

... That's happened to me way more often than getting catcalled. :heart-empty:
nothing wrong with that. i just hate now it's a whole mating dance just to give a compliment
and of course then those people will go LOL THAT MAN IS SO NERVUS TRYING TO TALK TO ME WHAT A PUSSY
 
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