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BensonGumballz said:
Good question. I was reminded of Tripp's existence while looking through Dope videos on YouTube.

...that's not really better, is it?
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As far as I knew, Static-X had one hit song in 1999 and I assumed they faded away into the ether.


Then again, I suppose if you were going to find fellow fans of one-hit wonder bands, Tumblr would probably have a few devoted spergs in its dark recesses.
 
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I couldn't resist.
 
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Thane Krios said:
Tumblr seems to turn a blind eye on famous cis white guys. Except for Macklemore because how dare he fight for gay rights as a cis white hetero male???
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Robin Thicke got plenty shellacked too.
 
I honestly think the people complaining about the chain mails are teens who never experienced the late 90's/early 00's internet culture where you got dozens of chain mails a day. They don't realize the tumblr chainmails are word-for-word copies of AOL emails from 15 years ago and think somebody's making this stuff up out of their heads to trigger them.

Speaking of chain mails sent in 1999, I'm still waiting for all that money Bill Gates promised me if I forwarded his email to twenty more people for him. Cough it up, Billy.
 
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Ace_Reloaded said:
I honestly think the people complaining about the chain mails are teens who never experienced the late 90's/early 00's internet culture where you got dozens of chain mails a day. They don't realize the tumblr chainmails are word-for-word copies of AOL emails from 15 years ago and think somebody's making this stuff up out of their heads to trigger them.

Speaking of chain mails sent in 1999, I'm still waiting for all that money Bill Gates promised me if I forwarded his email to twenty more people for him. Cough it up, Billy.
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Least you're not getting bugged by all these Nigerian princes. They just keep wanting to give me all these millions, I can only take so much!
 
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TheProdigalStunna said:
To be fair that's completely justified. As is Macklemore, but more because his music just sucks ass.
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Ok, I'll play a bit of devil advocate on this one

The problem I have with whole of Blurred Lines fiasco is that, yes, song has tacky lyrics as fuck (tear your ass in two, seriously?) but to call it something among lines that ''reinforces rape culture'' is simply exaggerating. And I'm pretty sure people weren't bought by lyrics but by tune which is seriously catchy (don't make me count how many times have i heard it on local radio).

And then I read how one university in England have banned this song from it's premises and that was point where I said fuck this whole debate. Because if you're gonna ban song which has lyrics about tearing an ass in two, then ban good portion of hip hop and rap where they rap about how bitches suck their dick and shit. :V

On other hand, I'm not met that much with Macklemore poop. :c
 
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The Snarbolax said:
Seems to me that this is overdoing it the slightest. I guess everyone's entitled to their own thing, though.
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It's not really that strange if you think about it though. It's not like every trans woman can run out and get breast implants and instant effects of hormones redistributing fat and whatnot. Makes life a bit easier for trans people who want to pass.

And I guess there are girls who are insecure about their tit size but I always find that notion silly, but like I said I doubt that's the intended audience for the post.

Anyway holy shit I checked up on a particularly chuckleworthy blog and they literally made a bunch of posts with a list of traits that "solidify and prove" their self diagnosis bullcrap.

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Then this is just ????

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One statistic that I always find fun:
Autism affects 1 in 68 children and 1 in 42 boys
Even allowing for undiagnosed high-functioning people from the last few generations, which may skew that somewhat, what's the Tumblr rate? 1 in 2 girls and NO GUYS EVER, ALL GUYS ARE PRIVILEGED SHITLORDS WITH LITERALLY NO PROBLEMS?
 
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The Snarbolax said:
... I want to get inside their head just to find out why this even makes sense to them. "The FBI Are Not Human," then what are they, chimpanzees in suits and ties? Robots? Figments of our imagination?
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Homo sapiens is just one of a gorillion species on Earth, and the number of possibilities just gets higher if you take the following into account:
  • mythical creatures (changelings, elves etc.)
  • magic/spiritual stuff (thoughtforms, liches, skinwalkers etc.)
  • extraterrestial beings
  • extradimensional beings
  • artificial beings (AI, androids, cyborgs etc.)
It could be any of those and you only thought of chimpanzees and robots! You're not giving their autism enough credit! Also, looking at the rest of their post, I'm pretty sure the FBI must be either aliens or cyborgs/androids + a central AI. Maybe a hivemind of sorts?
 
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APerson said:
One statistic that I always find fun:
Autism affects 1 in 68 children and 1 in 42 boys
Even allowing for undiagnosed high-functioning people from the last few generations, which may skew that somewhat, what's the Tumblr rate? 1 in 2 girls and NO GUYS EVER, ALL GUYS ARE PRIVILEGED SHITLORDS WITH LITERALLY NO PROBLEMS?
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But what if these alleged "guys" are actually cis-passing snarlgender demiboys who use sproutself pronouns? Tut tut, no gendering strangers!
 
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