Random Tumblr posts

[RIck Sanchez]

The way that Tumblr has latched onto this game like a parasite; it's only a matter of time before the Overwatch fandom gets a thread here. Because holy hell imagine being this autistic about shipping.

I like how they try to forbid people from shipping D.va with anyone because she's 19, which apparently means she's a damn baby even though she is older than the age of consent. A lot of these people act like weird Victorian Era puritans, yet they preach things like "sex positivity" and participate in slut walks.

 

[neverendingmidi]

I like how they try to forbid people from shipping D.va with anyone because she's 19, which apparently means she's a damn baby even though she is older than the age of consent. A lot of these people act like weird Victorian Era puritans, yet they preach things like "sex positivity" and participate in slut walks.

It's a weird mash-up of "Women can have sex anytime they want, any questions on that are the most horriblist-horrible thing to ever exist, how dare you judge us" mixed with "No woman can actually consent to sex because she is always forced into it by Chrisofascistpatriarchy, women will say yes when they don't want to have sex because society-intersectionalism-insert random 'ist' into the mix." And both of these incoherent thoughts are both completely true and held at the same time.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

I like how they try to forbid people from shipping D.va with anyone because she's 19, which apparently means she's a damn baby even though she is older than the age of consent. A lot of these people act like weird Victorian Era puritans, yet they preach things like "sex positivity" and participate in slut walks.

At least the Victorians had fun books and pretty clothes- and a philosophy that at least KIND OF didn't implode on itself. We're on a definite downward trend here: they had Charles Dickens, and we have Stephanie Myers.

 

[Colress]

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"THIS POST IS FOR X PEOPLE ONLY!!! QUIT MAKING EVERYTHING ALL ABOUT YOU, YOU SCUM!" they shout, on a website that's literally made so people can reblog things they personally relate to.

"YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ARGUE WITH US!"

Also please charge your phone

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Science has finally created the most accurate representation of tumblr in a single post :')

They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

 

[Xerxes IX]

After all these years, Chris may have finally found a genuine fanbase.

Oh god I can see it now.

Thinking Christine-chan/Chris-tran is good representation.
Trans Rosechu headcanons.

 

[Double Dragon]

Spoiler: Half Man, Half Horse, Completely Delusional

Spoiler: More Proof That Kin is Just BS

Spoiler: It's True, I'm Human-Kin

Spoiler: Tfw You're a Furry AND a Nerd

Spoiler: Charlie Brown-Kin

Kin almost make the whole 'gender is just a social construct' crowd look normal

 

[Falcon Lord]

At least the Victorians had fun books and pretty clothes- and a philosophy that at least KIND OF didn't implode on itself. We're on a definite downward trend here: they had Charles Dickens, and we have Stephanie Myers.

There was plenty of garbage literature in the 19th century, it just hasn't been remembered. Do you honestly think anyone will give a shit about Twilight in 2150?

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

There was plenty of garbage literature in the 19th century, it just hasn't been remembered. Do you honestly think anyone will give a shit about Twilight in 2150?

In 2150 Twilight will be studied by scholars as the beginning of civilization's downfall.

 

[Spiral]

Spoiler: Half Man, Half Horse, Completely Delusional

So, they're Ubisoft-kin?

 

[Positron]

In 2150 Twilight will be studied by scholars as the beginning of civilization's downfall.

More likely as the progenitor to Fourth-Wave Feminism.

 

[RIck Sanchez]

Here's some more of Tumblr failing to appreciate the brilliant webcomic Achewood.

The censorship of the word "retarded" is the best part.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Spoiler: Half Man, Half Horse, Completely Delusional

Spoiler: More Proof That Kin is Just BS

Spoiler: It's True, I'm Human-Kin

Spoiler: Tfw You're a Furry AND a Nerd

Spoiler: Charlie Brown-Kin

Kin almost make the whole 'gender is just a social construct' crowd look normal

Back in my day, we just called that "liking [that character.]" We never thought we WERE them- not even the real crazies did that. :x Fandom is dying in a fire of its own setting.

 

[soliloquyR]

Back in my day, we just called that "liking [that character.]" We never thought we WERE them- not even the real crazies did that. :x Fandom is dying in a fire of its own setting.

Back in my day, we called that "playing pretend" where we acted like the character. We were 8 and did stupid shit like trying to spindash or fly because were kids and not grown ass adults.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Back in my day, we called that "playing pretend" where we acted like the character. We were 8 and did stupid shit like trying to spindash or fly because were kids and not grown ass adults.

I only got into fan stuff in my teens, but I didn't do pretends or whatever, and neither did anyone I know- but we usually had a few characters we liked more than the others. That was it. I was talking about teens/adults online and how they fan.

But yeah, very good point. They do remind me of little kids, but so much more vicious and vulgar- it's like they cling to the shortcomings of both agree brackets.

 

[Meowthkip]

Here's some more of Tumblr failing to appreciate the brilliant webcomic Achewood.
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The censorship of the word "retarded" is the best part.

Philippe is five years old. The description is pretty tongue-in-cheek, because he's eternally five and never ages.

Although, thanks to these dummies, I've been re-reading Achewood. It's so freakin' good.

 

[The Fair Lady]

Spoiler: Half Man, Half Horse, Completely Delusional

I'm laughing way too hard at "i literally phASE THROUGH THE SEAT"

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

I'm laughing way too hard at "i literally phASE THROUGH THE SEAT"

I guess they're Austin Powers kin, too? "I'm having trouble controllING THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE"

 

[Bokrug's Basement]

Apparently Jeffree Star has had a falling from grace

 

[Rilakkuma]

Apparently Jeffree Star has had a falling from grace

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I feel like someone tries to call him out every couple of months but it never goes anywhere.