Random Tumblr posts

[tentacake]

"I need to cut myself, better go post an anime icon on tumblr and then liveblog a mental breakdown."

 

[MrSassyAss]

"I need to cut myself, better go post an anime icon on tumblr and then liveblog a mental breakdown."

It's not a mental breakdown, if they're already a broke down retard.

 

[ZehnBoat]

vague posting = pay attention to me, give pitty, although nothing is wrong with me, i'm pathetic

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

It's got it's own little anti tag actually.

Basically: Many Founding Fathers owned slaves.

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But I found this gem in the tags.

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I read this as "I was too poor to afford tickets, and thus never saw the show. I have resolved to talk out of my ass about it anyways."
The show portrays the founding fathers as anything but "amazing and relatable people." It portrays them as a bunch of infighting, backstabbing, self-serving shitheads more concerned with their own advancement and legacies than any broader goal. It's actually a pretty interesting new look at the topic, in that it eschews the usual portrayal of them all being infallible superhumans.
But yeah, racism or something I guess.

WTF is this

Wut?

 

[Feline Darkmage]

WTF is this

:autism:

 

[fishercat]

i'm sorry about the reaction pic but i couldn't think of a better response

 

[Urban Superstition]

I was wondering what was so bad about that post, but then I got to the last sentence.

 

[Pina Colada]

Spoiler: Samurai Hack

Spoilers below, just so you know.

 

[Muttnik]

Spoiler: Samurai Hack

Spoilers below, just so you know.
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I guess they didn't see the new episode that involved Ashi literally taking down an entire army with her bare fists.

 

[DancinTim]

Unfortunately every hip new tumblr joke that lasts for about half a week will always have those variations

 

[AnOminous]

Happiness is racist. Sadness is racist. Breathing is racist. Existing is racist. Not being racist is racist.

About the only thing that isn't racist any more is actually being racist.

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

Spoiler: Samurai Hack

Spoilers below, just so you know.
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>"Where are we, in the early 2000s?"

...yes, actually?

Also the amount of salt over the new season from Tumblr is absolutely ridiculous, mostly due to 'problematic' shipping wars. Meanwhile I waited thirteen goddamn years for this season, and am just happy I'm getting story closure without the expense of quality (which you can rarely say you get even from live-action/'adult' shows). I don't need this shit from a bunch of pissant teenagers.

 

[HY 140]

at first i was like "ok cool"

but then i got to the end and i was like "you know what i changed my mind fuck you"

 

[kidsquid]

Me with my vag hanging out in Tesco: This is healthy. This is what it means to be an activist.

 

[ZehnBoat]

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Me with my vag hanging out in Tesco: This is healthy. This is what it means to be an activist.

i'm sorry all i can see in this is "I like to flash my vag at children"

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

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Me with my vag hanging out in Tesco: This is healthy. This is what it means to be an activist.

So I can go out with my dick on display and it's perfectly normal too?

 

[Synthesizer Patel]

Is that the new healthbyholly blog or something?

...I was fucking joking but I googled and it seems that, nope, it is that same blog with a new name. Okay.

So I can go out with my dick on display and it's perfectly normal too?

Apparently.

 

[Kermit Can]

So I can go out with my dick on display and it's perfectly normal too?

Only if it's a girldick.

 

[Pina Colada]

If only there were pixels and black bars in real life...

 

[Meowthkip]

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Me with my vag hanging out in Tesco: This is healthy. This is what it means to be an activist.

Pretty sure that response is sarcastic.