Random Tumblr posts

[Meowthkip]

You realize that that just makes people hate you more, right?

And then they bitch and whine when people tell them they're being assholes.

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

You realize that that just makes people hate you more, right?

Which in turn makes them even more oppressed because they don't have any safe spaces in the world :-(

 

[Human Institute Director]

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oppressors are still white cishet and it'll be the same for all your life tho

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Wait... Why are skeletons racist?

 

[Smarmy]

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That's some mighty strong language for a 6 year old alien princess.

 

[peribot]

Wait... Why are skeletons racist?

Because skeleton war memes use AAVE (ex. fuckboy) so that makes you a raging racist if you like the jokes or skeleton puns I GUESS

 

[Kaz]

That's some mighty strong language for a 6 year old alien princess.

>"my home planet is saturn"
Welp looks like we discovered an alien species capable of surviving in a planet made mostly of gases.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

That's some mighty strong language for a 6 year old alien princess.

I'm always wary of Tumblrinas who claim to be younger mentally than they are physically. More often than not, they use it as an excuse to chase after minors. Case in point: Springtrapp.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Come on, you guys, that's an obvious troll. No one uses "uwu" unironically anymore.

 

[fishercat]

 

[AveraDiane]

Come on, you guys, that's an obvious troll. No one uses "uwu" unironically anymore.

Trolling or not, this is expected out of special snowflake tumblrinas.

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

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(insert hayden black joke here)

 

[Lunete]

"What if I want to be a pixie?"

If you want to be a "pixie" that badly then why don't you get off your fat lazy ass and work for it?

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

How do you let yourself get so fat you can't fit in Extra-Extra-Extra-Large?

 

[Meowthkip]

>"my home planet is saturn"
Welp looks like we discovered an alien species capable of surviving in a planet made mostly of gases.

Didn't Sun-Ra believe he was from Saturn, and that all black people had originated from there?

I wonder if she's black because if she's not I am pretty sure that is cultural appropriation.

 

[AnOminous]

"What if I want to be a pixie?"

If you want to be a "pixie" that badly then why don't you get off your fat lazy ass and work for it?

I guess after "Goddess" they should have had "Behemoth" and "Leviathan" and "Shamu."

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

Holy shit 3X... I would make fun of them but clearly they're magical or something because somehow they're still alive.

 

[Positron]

I guess after "Goddess" they should have had "Behemoth" and "Leviathan" and "Shamu."

And after that, "Healthy", "Empowered" and "I'm My Own Bitch".

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

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Even though they kinda worded it a bit obnoxiously, I overall agree with this person. Representation is great and all but if if the writing sucks or they just scream about how progressive they are instead of actually trying to tell a story, then it can just go into the trash.

"What if I want to be a pixie?"

If you want to be a "pixie" that badly then why don't you get off your fat lazy ass and work for it?

"BAWWW THEY DON'T HAVE 4X SIZES! THAT'S SO FATPHOBIC!"

Then lose some weight, fatty. I get it. Not everyone can be a size 0 or thin and that's fine. But I can't imagine on what planet would a 4x isn't on the path to get getting your foot chopped off due to diabetes.

 

[Fleshy Sanik]

>"my home planet is saturn"
Welp looks like we discovered an alien species capable of surviving in a planet made mostly of gases.

Does that surprise you? Tumblr has always been nothing but hot air