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"A child's voice does not hurt or sicken anyone."
Has this person ever even heard a baby cry? Cause that'll sure hurt your goshdarn eardrums.
 
I decided to look through the adult privilege tag (after making the mistake of looking up the adultism tag), and I ended up branching out to the "youth rights", "ageism", and "anti-school" tags. Here are some noteworthy finds:

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There are children out there being sold as sex slaves and working long hours in sweatshops and you spoiled little shits are sitting in your homes and bitching about how oppressed you are because mom and dad won't let you do whatever you want.
Guess what, when you're adults you'll still have to do shit you don't want to do. Like working at an awful job.
Get over yourselves you shitty brats.
 
I decided to look through the adult privilege tag (after making the mistake of looking up the adultism tag), and I ended up branching out to the "youth rights", "ageism", and "anti-school" tags. Here are some noteworthy finds:

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I legitimately cannot tell whether these are legit posts or trolls. They are way too ridiculous to be an actual mindset. Especially the last one about legally being able to suck 1D band members' dicks.


"I'm upset that homophobes can't enjoy the act of oddly obsessing over possible homosexual relationships of real male individuals that are neither confirmed nor denied rather than pursue healthier hobbies. It's so upsetting that they can't wank off to smut fic of Phil and Dan like I do!:((((((("
 
I'm so very, very glad I didn't have Tumblr as a teenager.

Because that would have been me.
I think I first got on tumblr when I was....16? 17? But that was before the site was so heavily into sj stuff so maybe I just lucked out.

Anyway, I found someone who apparently is a god who presides over many things including menstruation, lipgloss, and getting high:
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Good to know they accept menstrual blood as offerings!
 
I think I first got on tumblr when I was....16? 17? But that was before the site was so heavily into sj stuff so maybe I just lucked out.

Anyway, I found someone who apparently is a god who presides over many things including menstruation, lipgloss, and getting high:
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Good to know they accept menstrual blood as offerings!

And this tard calls herself Persephone? She does know that Persephone in Greek Mythology wasn't actually the lord of the dead, right? She was just of fertility and harvests. Hades was lord of the dead, even if Persephone was married to him. Like, she can't even get the fucking mythology right because this tumblrtard's that lazy. Also, the "no pronouns" thing is incredibly pretentious. Not sure if it's the same level of pretentious as "call me catself/zhirself/smegself/etc." but it's up there.

How is this person the god of death, decay, and spring growth?

Because they want to be an incredibly powerful Mary Sue and they don't understand basic aspects of Greek Mythology that they're trying to base their bullshit identity on. But, yeah, kidsquid's summary is short and to the point: autism.
 
And this tard calls herself Persephone? She does know that Persephone in Greek Mythology wasn't actually the lord of the dead, right? She was just of fertility and harvests. Hades was lord of the dead, even if Persephone was married to him. Like, she can't even get the fucking mythology right because this tumblrtard's that lazy.

Of course they got the mythology wrong. They'd have to read it to know about it, and nobody reads anymore, least of all anyone who uses Tumblr.
 
I think I first got on tumblr when I was....16? 17? But that was before the site was so heavily into sj stuff so maybe I just lucked out.

Anyway, I found someone who apparently is a god who presides over many things including menstruation, lipgloss, and getting high:
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Good to know they accept menstrual blood as offerings!
So this person is essentially this:
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"With all due respect, but brown suited you better. Also, I don't think that exchanging the scythe for a poodle is a good idea either."
"You can't argue against the Poodle of Death!"
 
I decided to look through the adult privilege tag (after making the mistake of looking up the adultism tag), and I ended up branching out to the "youth rights", "ageism", and "anti-school" tags. Here are some noteworthy finds:
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The government DO require me to be at a certain place for nine hours a day. It is called having a job and unless i can pay bills and taxes bad shit will happen to me...

Dare i say that they only react like this because if they did admit that the gubmint allows them such an extensive education it must mean that they arw nothing less than privilegied™
 
Hoo boy, this one's a doozy. It goes on for pages, I just thought the Neko Atsume-kin was funny enough to be notable:
snipped that entire kin list
(Also, white text on eye-bleeding yellow? Ouch. Full version's here, if you feel like losing your mind.)

They're cats with zero defining features besides how they look and one word of description that doesn't factor into the game what the fuck

South Park kins are especially cringy, too.
 
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