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^I thought SJWs adored fan fiction because it was their safe haven where they could write out their heart's content about self-insert fantasies and fetishes without problem?

Having panic attacks over fan fiction seems a very special case of weenery

That's precisely it. Fanfiction/modding is their safe space for their own perfect vision of reality and how dare some other retard club them over the head and drag them by their luridly dyed hair to some smelly little cave and cyberbully them into reading problematic fanmade whatever.

For a while I've been loosely following elfyourmother, a pagan elfkin DA fan in her 30s who is very passionate about black people, bisexuality, and polyamory...

On a scale from eggshell to driven snow, how white is she?
 
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Drew an indian character with a huge nose (Connie from Steven Universe, she also has a huge nose in the show, BTW)? DEATH THREATS!
Actually, it's because she didn't draw the nose big enough. She only drew it slightly smaller than on the show, but that's "erasure" somehow, because Connie's ethnicity is apparently defined entirely by the size of her nose. How "progressive" of you, Tumblr.
 
Hilariously, I just found some further commentary from Justin while searching for the original tweet:
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Holy shit, you know Tumblr is fucked up when one of the Impractical Jokers has more common sense than them.

But yeah, I remember running onto Tumblr to watch shit go down after Roiland posted that original tweet. I remember him making fun of someone who said they were "literally shaking rn". If I remember correctly, Alex Hirsch (creator of Gravity Falls) even joined in on mocking the Tumblrinas.

I also recall them accusing the SU crew of condoning pedophilia and racism. All because one of them said that fan art and fanfiction is an artist's own interpretation of a character(s).
 
Tumblr's Dragon Age fandom is a guilty pleasure of mine. They really are the biggest babies I've ever seen and I just can't look away.

For a while I've been loosely following elfyourmother, a pagan elfkin DA fan in her 30s who is very passionate about black people, bisexuality, and polyamory, and who gets mad when Bioware does anything that contradicts her heavily modded Origins playthrough in which Gisele, her black female elven mage self-insert, is lusted after by every male character, even the ones she hates, and then marries king Alistair and becomes the queen while still in a polyamorous relationship with every other romance option in the game. She also writes fanfiction shipping her Origins character with everyone she likes, including Justice, a spirit possessing a rotting corpse, and Dorian, a gay guy whose writer she hates for making him a filthy monogamous monosexual gay instead of bi and poly.

On Dorian being confirmed gay:
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On people making tarot cards for fun being offensive to her as a "sorceress and student of the occult":
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On someone writing polite criticism of her fanfics:
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Wow, I can just hear her screeching as I read this.
 
Tumblr's Dragon Age fandom is ripe for an occasional pick at low-hanging fruit because they're all giant babies. At the moment they're having some sort of double meltdown because two people wrote terrible fanfiction.

Imagine throwing a screeching tantrum and rallying your fellow pissbabies to throw a collective, even louder screeching tantrum because of fanfiction.

In one fanfic the sassy black lady who's a minority and therefore perfect and can do no wrong but is regularly accused by racist detractor gamerdudebro cis shitlords of having her head up her ass is visited by the rapemurder fairy or something and that's terrible.

In the other fanfic the sassy gay dude is written falls truly madly deeply in love with a female self-insert and apparently that's also terrible.

(It is, but that's because all fanfiction is terrible.)


Also of note but not included in this post: the hairy bear-shaped hetero-exclusive romance dude is a stalker rapist, the giant ox dude is a rapist, the ex-templar guy is a rape apologist, the religious priest lady is a problematic rape apologist, the bald literal egghead is a >9k-year old rapist, the rape rapist raped a rap about rape, and probably something else about rape that I haven't seen them soiling their tampons over.

Tumblr's Dragon Age fandom is a guilty pleasure of mine. They really are the biggest babies I've ever seen and I just can't look away.

For a while I've been loosely following elfyourmother, a pagan elfkin DA fan in her 30s who is very passionate about black people, bisexuality, and polyamory, and who gets mad when Bioware does anything that contradicts her heavily modded Origins playthrough in which Gisele, her black female elven mage self-insert, is lusted after by every male character, even the ones she hates, and then marries king Alistair and becomes the queen while still in a polyamorous relationship with every other romance option in the game. She also writes fanfiction shipping her Origins character with everyone she likes, including Justice, a spirit possessing a rotting corpse, and Dorian, a gay guy whose writer she hates for making him a filthy monogamous monosexual gay instead of bi and poly.

On Dorian being confirmed gay:
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On people making tarot cards for fun being offensive to her as a "sorceress and student of the occult":
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On someone writing polite criticism of her fanfics:
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I thought the Dragon Age fandom was one of the more sane fandoms. Guess I was wrong.

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When I first saw the gifs, I thought to myself, "That's fucked up, a woman was kicked out of a bathroom for looking male. Transphobia is getting out of hand," without really worrying over whether she herself was cis or transgender or whatever. Leave it to Tumblr to make it all about "twerps."

Seems like they missed the point of the original post entirely.

What even is a terf'? I don't speak Tumblrina lingo.
 
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Seems like they missed the point of the original post entirely.

What even is a terf'? I don't speak Tumblrina lingo.
Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminist. A lot of these people are extremely vocal proponents of these bathroom bills, as well as being really butch/androgynous themselves, so I actually think it was completely valid to bring them up there.
 
Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminist. A lot of these people are extremely vocal proponents of these bathroom bills, as well as being really butch/androgynous themselves, so I actually think it was completely valid to bring them up there.

If that's true, then terfs deserve a spot here. They're just as lulzworthy as the people they hate.
 
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What even is a terf'? I don't speak Tumblrina lingo.
@Asandy31 was a terf if that helps. She spent her short existence here obsessing over trannies and informing us that she has a real vagina. She was banned for her own good and promptly returned with a sock account to talk more about her authentic vagina and how trannies trigger her because they turned their dicks inside out or turned their hoo-hoos outside in. @yawning sneasel can corroborate because he pays more attention to the content of terrible posts than I do.
 
@Asandy31 was a terf if that helps. She spent her short existence here obsessing over trannies and informing us that she has a real vagina. She was banned for her own good and promptly returned with a sock account to talk more about her authentic vagina and how trannies trigger her because they turned their dicks inside out or turned their hoo-hoos outside in. @yawning sneasel can corroborate because he pays more attention to the content of terrible posts than I do.

I'm skimming her posts, and all I can say is: what an idiot. She deserved to get banned.

What was the sock account?
 
If that's true, then terfs deserve a spot here. They're just as lulzworthy as the people they hate.

We have a couple threads on these spastics. Here's a general that never took off much. And here's one on Cathy Brennan, one of the more famously obnoxious TERFs. (Brennan doesn't actually support these laws, though, surprisingly.)
 
Tumblr's Dragon Age fandom is a guilty pleasure of mine. They really are the biggest babies I've ever seen and I just can't look away.

For a while I've been loosely following elfyourmother, a pagan elfkin DA fan in her 30s who is very passionate about black people, bisexuality, and polyamory, and who gets mad when Bioware does anything that contradicts her heavily modded Origins playthrough in which Gisele, her black female elven mage self-insert, is lusted after by every male character, even the ones she hates, and then marries king Alistair and becomes the queen while still in a polyamorous relationship with every other romance option in the game. She also writes fanfiction shipping her Origins character with everyone she likes, including Justice, a spirit possessing a rotting corpse, and Dorian, a gay guy whose writer she hates for making him a filthy monogamous monosexual gay instead of bi and poly.

On Dorian being confirmed gay:
6YTV441.jpg


On people making tarot cards for fun being offensive to her as a "sorceress and student of the occult":
GFMg6W9.jpg

hJrrDxM.jpg


On someone writing polite criticism of her fanfics:
exgPcru.jpg

You think this lady might warrant her own thread?
 
I was never deep into Dragon Age fandom but I remember the user "officialpajamaelf" was also fucking hilarious (the blog was passworded since then because she's a tittybaby who changes blogs every time someone criticizes her.) I think she was also some 30-something woman (sorry, "nemself" nonbinary) yelling on the internet about how Solas totally wasn't straight because he was ASEXUAL, and how seeing sexual art of Solas TRIGGERED HER. Meanwhile she was drawing badly traced art of her Inquisitor OC fucking the guy, but it was different because something something it totally wasn't sexual if they were naked together. I think she interpreted the Solas/Inquisitor sex scene as a pillow fight or building a pillow fort or some shit.
She also charged people for her ugly traced art. Maybe I should go digging for some of her old posts, surely there are still reblogs floating around.
 
Holy shit, you know Tumblr is fucked up when one of the Impractical Jokers has more common sense than them.

But yeah, I remember running onto Tumblr to watch shit go down after Roiland posted that original tweet. I remember him making fun of someone who said they were "literally shaking rn". If I remember correctly, Alex Hirsch (creator of Gravity Falls) even joined in on mocking the Tumblrinas.
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I also recall them accusing the SU crew of condoning pedophilia and racism. All because one of them said that fan art and fanfiction is an artist's own interpretation of a character(s).
The whole debacle was disgusting, especially the crew's (mainly Ian JQ) response afterward, basically apologizing for being "problematic" and encouraging fans to speak up if he is ever deemed out of line by them, or something similar.
 
Couldn't find/salvage some of the funniest stuff I remember from OPE/officialpajamaelf since the DA site I used to read back then has been nuked but I did find a couple posts. Most of it is tumblrina bullshit but there's some tracing wank.

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One of her answers got cut off on that one but I think we all know what this was about just looking at the original post and the person's reply.

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WORDS DON'T MEAN ANYTHING ANYMORE (also holy fuck, asexuality isn't a spectrum, it's a 0 or 1 type of situation. Sexuality is a spectrum. If you experience sexual attraction at all you're not fucking asexual, it's basic logic.)

A couple thing I don't have a source on but that I remembered through reading old comments:
-She used to (maybe still does, fuck if I know) track the IP of everyone who visited her blog just so she could block people who came back too many times. Because clearly only "haters" do that.
-She also used to go by "nem" pronouns, which was hilarious, but she seems to have reverted to the more reasonable "they" these days. Of course last I heard she didn't experience dysphoria and shits on people who do ("truscum") so all her ranting about how she's trans is a big fat lie. She literally only jumped on the trans bandwagon because a trans guy called her out on being a piece of shit. She just has a massive hateboner for trans men in general.
-She's also 28, not 30, but close enough.

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People have literally made gifs to prove that she was tracing her art. I mean, it was already obvious considering how stiff and lifeless it is (another big hint was how tiny the eyes are, it's a classic tracing mistake.) And yet... She still denies it. Nope, she's just that good at referencing a picture. Totally.
I remember she once made an art livestream to ~show her haters~ she totally didn't trace. Sure, she didn't trace during the stream... but the drawing also looked nothing like her usual stuff or the reference used. Good job!

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oh right, also her inquisitor is totally "non-binary" despite having boobs and a vagina and using "she" pronouns.

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"IT'S JUST A THING FRIENDS DO!!! NOTHING SEXUAL!!!"

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Oh, and she also traced the face of a minor into porn pictures and then lied about it. :story:
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She also apparently went by "fenharella", "fenharelmaghilana", "vault-tec-official", "wardenblues" and now "runningwithlightsabers" but the first few were nuked and the last two I couldn't be arsed to go through after spending way too much time putting shit through the wayback machine.

Also erratum: the solas pillow fort person was apparently some tumblrina named "asexualhawke". Couldn't be bothered to find the original post though.
 
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