Random Tumblr posts

[clowney]

I don't know if my favorite part is "I'm white, but I'm totally not white" or "grounding is abusive".
Possibly, "I am literally the color pink."
So many choices!

My absolute favorite was the bit about "tag Jell-o brand gelatin" and "don't think I won't recognize it when I see it."

I, personally, am quite enamored with:
jell-o (not gelatin in general, just jell-o brand. and dont fucking think i cant tell)

They're so offended by Jell-O that they've sat down and studied it to a point where they can tell the real stuff from the store-brand stuff and fuck you if you think they can't tell the difference.

I am frankly SHOCKED that none of you mentioned "assigned female at birth trans girl".

 

[Meowthkip]

I am frankly SHOCKED that none of you mentioned "assigned female at birth trans girl".

Spoiler

Why'd you think I mentioned @floette ?

 

[floette]

Hey, @floette , it's you!

Cheeky, but ultimately incorrect.

 

[Weenus Salesman]

Ok, when was it transphobic to call someone a male or a female?

When people suddenly gained the power to telepathically identify which gender out of 5000 people are at first glance. Duh!

 

[IceGray]

BLACKLIST:

★painted nails/nail polish

How are painted nails a "trigger?" One tumblrism I don't get.

 

[Meowthkip]

Cheeky, but ultimately incorrect.

I got cheek for days.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

^Hey, don't judge, maybe their mother abused them as a kid by punishing them to eat tons of jell-o when they misbehaved.

I thought this was some very convoluted, Bill Cosby related rape trigger.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Cheeky, but ultimately incorrect.

In all fairness, you're all kind of indistinguishable at this point. At some juncture, all of you just sort of blended into a homogeneous blob of made-up pronouns and lowkey pedophilia.
Even I have trouble sometimes keeping it straight sometimes. I can't remember if you're the one who draws the weird animal fuck comics, the one who fucked a kid on skype, or the one who posted a like a dozen nudes unprompted and blamed people who weren't paying attention for it.

 

[Meowthkip]

In all fairness, you're all kind of indistinguishable at this point. At some juncture, all of you just sort of blended into a homogeneous blob of made-up pronouns and lowkey pedophilia.
Even I have trouble sometimes keeping it straight sometimes. I can't remember if you're the one who draws the weird animal fuck comics, the one who fucked a kid on skype, or the one who posted a like a dozen nudes unprompted and blamed people who weren't paying attention for it.

There's multiple people that did that last one, but she's one of them.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

There's multiple people that did that last one, but she's one of them.

Prosecution rests, your honor.

 

[Shit Waifu]

there are actually people on tumblr who willingly dehumanize themselves with the usage of 'it' pronouns, and there are, in fact, or at least were, posts floating around actively defending this.

Spoiler: this is a thing apparently

some more unrelated posts

Spoiler: it's like they acknowledge they're treating it as a fad

Spoiler: this just in: even if you're black, you're still somehow an oppressor of other black people

 

[Weenus Salesman]

"Maybe that person wants to reclaim it."

"It" is apparently something stolen from the evil English language.

 

[Meowthkip]

"Maybe that person wants to reclaim it."

"It" is apparently something stolen from the evil English language.

Spoiler: Or maybe it's something far more sinister...

 

[kidsquid]

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[neverendingmidi]

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Tokenism! Tokenism! Rah-rah-rah!

 

[Somsnosa]

What if a small indie studio wants to make a movie about a little native village of north europe
a culture that is dying, as it often happens in silence
what about it

 

[Juscum]

What if a small indie studio wants to make a movie about a little native village of north europe
a culture that is dying, as it often happens in silence
what about it

I mean, they can, but they won't get nominated for a BAFTA. No one's saying they're not allowed to make certain films.

 

[Somsnosa]

Yeah but what if they deserve one
okay nevermind

 

[Meowthkip]

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The BAFTAs are a little late for the #OscarsSoWhite train.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

What if a small indie studio wants to make a movie about a little native village of north europe
a culture that is dying, as it often happens in silence
what about it

Get a black narrator.