Random Tumblr posts

[TruffleSpark]

I love the "net zero information" style of tumblr post where you immediately unlearn a new fact you just learned.

 

[Sandshrew]

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why are they all like this?

I'm a dyke and I've literally never been confused by it. As a young child, I wanted to be like male characters and I thought the concept of marrying a man sounded awful lmao. Really annoys me when fakebian bi girls act like it's hard to decipher. Do you want to have sex with and spend the rest of your life with the opposite sex? If yes, you are not gay!

 

[TruffleSpark]

I'm a dyke and I've literally never been confused by it. As a young child, I wanted to be like male characters and I thought the concept of marrying a man sounded awful lmao. Really annoys me when fakebian bi girls act like it's hard to decipher. Do you want to have sex with and spend the rest of your life with the opposite sex? If yes, you are not gay!

tumblr bisexuals literally do not comprehend that not everyone is bisexual, it's why they invent stupid words like "demisexual" "sapiosexual" "comphet lesbian" and "grey aromantic" to describe their sexual orientation. They don't think having a word for "attracted to both men and women" is good enough because they assume that this is a universal experience.

 

[Weirder Feet]

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Spam Bots are a problem in communities. Usually they post porn, but this one made me giggle a bit. I read it Big Bill Hells style.

 

[TruffleSpark]

people like this are the single biggest thing making walkable cities impossible

 

[Meiwaku]

This always makes me giggle.

 

[Banditotron]

I'm a dyke and I've literally never been confused by it. As a young child, I wanted to be like male characters and I thought the concept of marrying a man sounded awful lmao. Really annoys me when fakebian bi girls act like it's hard to decipher. Do you want to have sex with and spend the rest of your life with the opposite sex? If yes, you are not gay!

It is 2025 I shouldn't have to be tempted to have to type the phrase "bi erasure".
If a chick muff dives once it doesn't matter if she goes on to marry the straightest man in the world and loses her gold star. She can pick the pubes out of her teeth but she can never pick the pubes out of her heart.

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people like this are the single biggest thing making walkable cities impossible

Oh great now I have to live with the knowledge of the existing of people who defend public masturbation

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

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Why does your tumblr look like that.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Why does your tumblr look like that.

If you’re talking about the formatting, depends on the blog you’re viewing. Also I’m a mobilefag.

 

[Weirder Feet]

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Edit: Can do, UnsufficientBoobage! https://www.tumblr.com/halbdaemon-k...his-post-are-the-reason-theres-a?source=share

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

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I am begging people to start putting up links when possible, as notes are probably as good or even better than the post.

 

[SaidTheSpider]

Tumblr user imagines being normal:

 

[Somerandoontheweb]

Polish weeb sperg about the English language not having a worthy translation for "itadakimasu", because English speakers are too rude and uncouth to express gratitude before a meal.

Spoiler: Long

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Both posts are good

 

[Weirder Feet]

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I hate this genre of post

 

[Jesters]

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ProtonJon?

(If you're not in the know, he trooned out after years of playing as Rosalina in Mario games and having people draw him dressed as her.)