Random Tumblr posts

[DeadwastePrime]

and then the whole bus stood up and cheered

you forgot the part where they began to slow clap

 

[Fiddleford]

2nd: Lesbian (Because Tumblr doesn't want a pride flag that can apply to icky men, I guess?)
3rd: Trans.
4th: Pansexual (Bisexuality for special snowflakes.)
5th: Bisexual.

The bi and lesbo flags have been in circulation before tumblr, I know that. Not sure about the pan/ace ones though.

 

[Box of Shame]

Don't know if this tumblr or these pride flag have been posted here yet. They are quite exceptional so surely have already been posted, but this thread has over 800 pages, so...
https://beyond-mogai-pride-flags.tumblr.com
There are tons of'em. Here are just a few.

 

[Hummingbird]

 

[ZehnBoat]

she looks like a vore pic come to life

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

I must admit looking like a bipedal cousin of Jabba the Hut is much more interesting than "normal."

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Why is her stomach so bruised?

 

[Tame Sake]

#I shoul've gotten it lol

So she squeezed herself in a 6 sizes too small shirt for an ironic selfie, then put it back on the hanger to be put back on the line for some other poor soul to deal with?

I don't know who's worse. Thundercunts like this, or self-righteous lifters.

 

[fishercat]

Why is her stomach so bruised?

It looks like it might be lumps of cellulite...

 

[Somsnosa]

it is. She probably wears skinny leggings/jeans everyday so her fat didn't get to distribute properly

 

[Box of Shame]

It looks like she swallowed a Santa bag full of jagged rocks.

 

[HY 140]

she looks like Gruntilda from Banjo-Kazooie

 

[HY 140]

Why is her stomach so bruised?

Diabetes is probably starting to spread

 

[Pina Colada]

Spoiler: Go fork yourself

Spoiler: Dyke stryke

 

[fishercat]

I thought Tumblr was all for smashing gender roles?

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

I thought Tumblr was all for smashing gender roles?

Nah, ironically they take gender roles more seriously than anyone.

 

[Captain Toad]

Spoiler: Go fork yourself

The amount of irony in this post is mind-numbing, considering how common it is to see Tumblrites gets their jimmies rustled over the whole "BLUE DOESNT MEAN BOY AND PINK DOESNT MEAN GIRL" crap.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

Here's a little fun fact for you guys according to Tumblr if you teach kids about the birds and the bees your a pedophile

 

[Rilakkuma]

Here's a little fun fact for you guys according to Tumblr if you teach kids about the birds and the bees your a pedophile

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Sorry honey, this bleeding is because your parents are HORRIBLE PEOPLE

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

I'm more offended by her way to small shirt than her muffin top tbh.