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[Meowthkip]

Why tf do you assholes act like Communism is any better than Capitalism.

Because they've never experienced communism.

Same reason why internet fascists act like fascism is better than democracy.

 

[Just Here to Cringe]

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"if a man ever said that i think i'd have a stroke from my horrific obesity and how surprised i'd be that a man got past my multiple block filters."

Fixed that.

http://archive.is/uVrC5
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>Yoshi Enthusiast
>Devourer of Men

I wonder if she could spit fireballs if she dyed her hair red before she devoured men. Lord, she might even fantasize about that.

 

[Meowthkip]

>Yoshi Enthusiast
>Devourer of Men

I wonder if she could spit fireballs if she dyed her hair red before she devoured men. Lord, she might even fantasize about that.

Vore is pretty trendy on Tumblr right now. Mostly ironically.

... But also not ironically.

 

[HY 140]

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Is that a Hitler haircut.

hmm looks more like an retarded Harry S Truman

 

[Pond Scum]

I can't imagine a parent actually naming their kid Lucifer unless they actually hate their child. I can imagine a lot of people joking about naming their kid Lucifer, but actually doing it?

... Is this lady a Satanist?

I actually once met a kid named Armageddon, and twins named God and Beelzebub. Both children of edgy atheists.

 

[Meowthkip]

I actually once met a kid named Armageddon, and twins named God and Beelzebub. Both children of edgy atheists.

That's some premium fuckin' edge there.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

I actually once met a kid named Armageddon, and twins named God and Beelzebub. Both children of edgy atheists.

I can only wonder what it was like for them in school.

 

[Pond Scum]

I can only wonder what it was like for them in school.

Armageddon turned out to be a really sweet kid, nobody really gave him any shit, but God and Beelzebub ended up hating the shit out of their parents, and I really can't blame them.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

Armageddon turned out to be a really sweet kid, nobody really gave him any shit, but God and Beelzebub ended up hating the shit out of their parents, and I really can't blame them.

Did they rebel by becoming fundamentalist Christians?

 

[Dismaying Tree]

Did they rebel by becoming fundamentalist Christians?

That'd be fucking brilliant. Just imagine it. You attend the local church service and there's Father Beelzebub giving the sermon.

 

[HY 140]

That'd be fucking brilliant. Just imagine it. You attend the local church service and there's Father Beelzebub giving the sermon.

then theres his 4 children: Disease, War, Pestilence and Famine

 

[Hummingbird]

 

[Wärring Ornac]

REEE HOW DARE STRAIGHTIES SHIP GAY PEOPLE
https://slimeyboy-anti.tumblr.com/post/170135854188/read-a-fucking-book-slimeyboy-anti
https://archive.is/c2pFI

 

[AnOminous]

There might be a salt thread here: https://twitter.com/politicalkathy?lang=en

Mostly transpiring over there.

A bunch of Islamists have declared jihad on this Asian chick and are trying to destroy her for criticizing some day of bullshit for the hijab.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

So they're going to ignore the lesbians on Tumblr who also fetishize gay men.

No, it's really not. I've seen both. There's a reason why The Wizard Of Oz is more famous than The Wiz. The Wiz had ONE good song and not much else. The Wiz also wasted their usage of Michael Jackson in the movie. I think he ended up having only one song in the entire movie. The Wizard Of Oz looked nicer as well. I have no idea why Schumacher decided to make The Wiz's version of Oz look like some ghetto area. (Is it because they're black?) The Wiz was average. The Wizard of Oz is better.
Can anyone even name one song besides Ease On Down The Road? I can't. Return To Oz was fucking better than The Wiz.

 

[Pina Colada]

Spoiler: Palm fees

Spoiler: Hebrewing up trouble

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Does Scuffed-Tarot have an opinion on Russian Jews?

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

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No, it's really not. I've seen both. There's a reason why The Wizard Of Oz is more famous than The Wiz. The Wiz had ONE good song and not much else. The Wiz also wasted their usage of Michael Jackson in the movie. I think he ended up having only one song in the entire movie. The Wizard Of Oz looked nicer as well. I have no idea why Schumacher decided to make The Wiz's version of Oz look like some ghetto area. (Is it because they're black?) The Wiz was average. The Wizard of Oz is better.
Can anyone even name one song besides Ease On Down The Road? I can't. Return To Oz was fucking better than The Wiz.

The Wiz on stage is better than the movie, really, and that's largely because it doesn't have a lot of the crap Schumacher forced on it, making it simply the Baum book (and it is the Baum book) with everyone black.

 

[Rayemond46]

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REEE HOW DARE STRAIGHTIES SHIP GAY PEOPLE
https://slimeyboy-anti.tumblr.com/post/170135854188/read-a-fucking-book-slimeyboy-anti
https://archive.is/c2pFI

So what about gay people actually doing the same with gay ships? You can't win with these people. Ship m/f you're homohpobic, ship m/m you're also homophobic...

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

The Wiz on stage is better than the movie, really, and that's largely because it doesn't have a lot of the crap Schumacher forced on it, making it simply the Baum book (and it is the Baum book) with everyone black.

The Wiz is WAY better on stage. Also what the fuck was up with them having the wicked witch get flushed down a damn toilet? Why?