Random Tumblr posts

[Feline Darkmage]

A classmate from college had this weeb yaoi manga she was drawing and she was explaining the characters’ personalities to me and their romance that is so uwu speshul.
And I asked “yeah but what’s the plot”
“Uh they fuck then get into drama and fuck again.”

I like the brutal honesty. Way better than 99% of tumblr already.

Isn't it amazing how these woke types try so hard to take the credit for things?

WE

WUZ

FRENCH

Spoiler: off-topic nitpick

also it would be "This was also the case", not "This was also the cause"

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

If every single person in the history of the world was black, where did people of other races come from?

Here's some more info on the chick who wants her kids to sniff her menstrual blood: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/lifestyle/a3392364/carlee-benear-breastfeeding-yoga/

She seems to be one of those advanced breast-feeding crazies, too. Kid must be, like, three and still getting breast fed.
https://www.instagram.com/carleebyoga/?utm_source=ig_embed

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

If every single person in the history of the world was black, where did people of other races come from?

Here's some more info on the chick who wants her kids to sniff her menstrual blood: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/lifestyle/a3392364/carlee-benear-breastfeeding-yoga/

She seems to be one of those advanced breast-feeding crazies, too. Kid must be, like, three and still getting breast fed.
https://www.instagram.com/carleebyoga/?utm_source=ig_embed

https://m.facebook.com/carlee.wall#_=_

 

[Gyps]

https://m.facebook.com/carlee.wall#_=_

I can't believe this bitch seriously put a quote from a Zack Snyder movie (that isn't even from that movie) up there with Abraham Lincoln and Lao Tzu

Spoiler: Not even from Sucker Punch

 

[Berserker Armor]

dont know how these posts find me but i wanna die

 

[fishercat]

"I'm just an ordinary demi-guy" was, like, a joke lyric. Like he's bragging about all his feats as a demigod in that song, but then he says he's an "ordinary guy" in the same sentence while also mentioning he's a demigod. It's just him bragging again. /:autism:

 

[HY 140]

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dont know how these posts find me but i wanna die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA3OqkSX4QA

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

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dont know how these posts find me but i wanna die

The instant I heard this line in the movie, I cringed because I knew what was coming.

 

[Berserker Armor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA3OqkSX4QA

all i could think of was this gif while watching that

 

[Audit]

Complete gender dictionary.
http://what-the-heck-gender-am-i.tumblr.com/genderdictionary

 

[AnOminous]

Complete gender dictionary.
http://what-the-heck-gender-am-i.tumblr.com/genderdictionary

I can put a comprehensive flowchart here.

Are you male? -- YES --> You are male.
|
N
O
|
\/
You are female.

 

[Just Here to Cringe]

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dont know how these posts find me but i wanna die

We don't see him fuck or express desire to fuck, so I guess he's asexual and aromantic.... or it DOESN'T MATTER AT ALL TO THE STORY!

Complete gender dictionary.
http://what-the-heck-gender-am-i.tumblr.com/genderdictionary

Not complete, I just invented one.

DON'T INVALIDATE MY EXPERIENCES!

 

[kidsquid]

Or maybe I play healer because I like knowing that I control who lives and dies.

 

[fishercat]

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Or maybe I play healer because I like knowing that I control who lives and dies.

I only do it because nobody else on my team wants to.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

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So much cringe in one post.

So if one famous gay person likes/enjoys something that makes it gay culture?

 

[weed weenus]

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Yeah, that looks like the crazy logic Tumblr would have.

 

[Double Dragon]

I'm unsure what about this post sets me off. Is it the insinuation that someone who sees the Black Panther movie and dislikes it is racist, regardless of the movie's quality, the notion that any white person who disliked tlj is disliking it for the wrong (racist) reasons, or that the people who liked tlj are racist because space fascism or whatever?

Damned if you do, damned if you don't, I guess

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

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I'm unsure what about this post sets me off. Is it the insinuation that someone who sees the Black Panther movie and dislikes it is racist, regardless of the movie's quality, the notion that any white person who disliked tlj is disliking it for the wrong (racist) reasons, or that the people who liked tlj are racist because space fascism or whatever?

Damned if you do, damned if you don't, I guess

You need to follow this simple flow chart:

Are you White and Biologically Male? Yes/No
Yes: You are wrong, and probably a rapist or murderer.
No: Everything is entirely to blame on the people who answered Yes to the question.

 

[Lunete]

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Only in Tumblr can you be called a racist for saying you hate racism.
Also, if black people are oppressed and lack systematic power please explain Obama.

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I'm unsure what about this post sets me off. Is it the insinuation that someone who sees the Black Panther movie and dislikes it is racist, regardless of the movie's quality, the notion that any white person who disliked tlj is disliking it for the wrong (racist) reasons, or that the people who liked tlj are racist because space fascism or whatever?

Damned if you do, damned if you don't, I guess

By that logic anyone who dislikes Tyler Perry movies are racists.