Random Tumblr posts

[Meowthkip]

Yeah, because being fucked in the butthole TOTALLY doesn't hurt.

Spoiler

It doesn't if you do it right.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Spoiler

It doesn't if you do it right.

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Hot, also true

Running laps is racist because the largest ethnic group with asthma is blacks.

-sauce

Anything is racist if you can make up an agenda to tack on to it. I just love that it's another white broad telling everyone that an entire industry is racist because a bunch of people get the bubble guts.

 

[Unfiltered Red]

This is a thing that matters.

 

[Meowthkip]

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This is a thing that matters.

Also, why don't more movies show characters going to the bathroom, huh?

Or blowing their noses?

Or sneezing?

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Spoiler: Crimany

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Spoiler: Don't have a cow, man

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So.....prison rapes don't count?

 

[DeadwastePrime]

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This is a thing that matters.

Also, why don't more movies show characters going to the bathroom, huh?

Or blowing their noses?

Or sneezing?

tumblr; asking the real questions

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

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This is a thing that matters.

I recommend Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret for all your menstruation novel needs.

 

[HY 140]

god what is it with tumblr feminists and their autistic obsession over periods?

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I'm pretty sure writing instructions tell you not to give those kinds of details since it's shitty writing.

 

[Lunete]

"How dare you don't want to fuck the same gender you uncultured swine"

What's that about gay people wanting to be treated like straight people again?

I have a feeling that being gay is one of the only things this person talks about.

 

[HY 140]

I have a feeling that being gay is one of the only things this person talks about.

and they got no real social life

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Straight people get annoyed when gay people make their sexuality their entire personality and don't talk about anything interesting besides how gay they are.

 

[Just Here to Cringe]

Straight people get annoyed when gay people make their sexuality their entire personality and don't talk about anything interesting besides how gay they are.

Straight people won't understand. When you're gay, being gay is your ENTIRE LIFE... unless you're also Black. Then being Black is also important... oh and if you're Muslim. Like, you've got to do your prayers and wear the right garb.

Basically, white straight people who don't have a restrictive religion have a lot of time to have hobbies and interests. Everyone else is too oppressed.

 

[Helvetica Scenario]

Hi, I'm H. L. Vetica and, for the purposes of illustration, I am a straight person on the internet.

If your response to that is 'so what? that's incredibly boring and you must be a boring person if that's all you have to say for yourself' that's exactly what it sounds like in reverse, Tumblr. Oh dear, now I actually have to cultivate a personality!

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Straight people won't understand. When you're gay, being gay is your ENTIRE LIFE... unless you're also Black. Then being Black is also important... oh and if you're Muslim. Like, you've got to do your prayers and wear the right garb.

Basically, white straight people who don't have a restrictive religion have a lot of time to have hobbies and interests. Everyone else is too oppressed.

Can't we just talk about books or something?

 

[Cure Milquetoast]

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lifted from a tumblr post

 

[IceGray]

Didn't know the 2005 weeb style was still kicking.

 

[kidsquid]

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[HY 140]

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thats a dick fool

 

[Meowthkip]

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I put it under a spoiler.

You're welcome.