Random Tumblr posts

[madethistocomment]

These images crossed my dash today.

Anti-shipping's one helluva drug.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

The use of “queer” as a reclaimed umbrella term is kind of dumb in my opinion, it’s a conveniently non-specific label that you can call yourself with people mostly not questioning you or questioning if you count as “oppressed”, even if in your case it means practically nothing about your dating habits or anything else about your real physical life

if someone says 'im gay' or 'im bi' or 'im a lesbian', you know nothing about them other than their sexual orientation. they could be an awful tumblrite or they could be a log cabin republican.
if someone says 'im queer', they are guaranteed to have a terrible haircut and worse piercings, 8 trillion iron-on patches and buttons on everything, have some dumb 'preferred pronouns', and a self-diagnosed mental illness or two. it's a label exclusively used by awful people. also, they will definitely be boring heterosexuals in 10 years.

 

[Dr. Sexbot]

Giant fucking wall of images

That post just ended up being long and confusing. Post thumbnails instead or spoiler the images or something, please.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Pedo discourse on Tumblr is so fucking bizarre. A nineteen year old with a twenty five year old is sick pedo grooming, even if the people in question are fictional, but children stripping in bars is #woke if the kid breaks gender norms while doing it.

 

[Meowthkip]

Pedo discourse on Tumblr is so fucking bizarre. A nineteen year old with a twenty five year old is sick pedo grooming, even if the people in question are fictional, but children stripping in bars is #woke if the kid breaks gender norms while doing it.

Also shipping children in media is fine so long as they're both little girls.

 

[BeepMareep]

Also shipping children in media is fine so long as they're both little girls.

Lily Orchard in a nutshell.

Also, anti-shippers are fucking crazy. Just let fangirls write their shitty gross fanfics in peace.

 

[tasty humane burger]

What the fuck is this?

 

[Meowthkip]

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What the fuck is this?

Enforcing stereotypes.

 

[Cool kitties club]

Oh no.
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Omnigay sounds like a super villain "Gwahahah I am Omnigay and with my evil inator I will destroy all the breeders"

 

[Silence of the Troons]

Synster Dollie

Schrodisexual: feeling as though you are pansexual/omnisexual and asexual AT THE SAME TIME, despite the two sexualities being polar opposites. Flag design inspired by the schrodigender pride flag,...

faesaridollie.tumblr.com

 

[Lez]

We're on a whole other level here.

 

[CookieDoughAndGirls]

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We're on a whole other level here.

covering yourself in labels is so un punk.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Synster Dollie

Schrodisexual: feeling as though you are pansexual/omnisexual and asexual AT THE SAME TIME, despite the two sexualities being polar opposites. Flag design inspired by the schrodigender pride flag,...

faesaridollie.tumblr.com

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I was actually relieved to read the description and find it was just more stupid shit, because the flag looks like something that would be used by people who want to fuck cats.

 

[BeepMareep]

There's probably more of these these pride flags than there are countries. Imaging trying to include every one of these for a lexicon, it would be infinite.

 

[wateryketchup]

More diversity in my self insert porn NOW!!!

 

[PT 522]

But if you're a trans aren't you supposed to be a TRUE and HONEST man/woman? Unless you're reading smut then just shoot for the same ones are everyone else does. Why would the characters in a sexless x reader fanfiction have to turn to the camera and say "oh by the way just reminding you that you're TRANS"

And doesn't putting [skin color] instead of actually describing the reader's skin automatically include pee oh sea?

This person would probably get mad if there was a wheelchair bound x reader fic because ablebodied people would read it and imagine themselves in a wheelchair and that's appropriating disability or something...

The only one I get is nonbinary. It would be too hard to just write [your pronouns] all the time.

Also, #leatherface? #michael myers? What the fuck?

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

More diversity in my self insert porn NOW!!!
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"Slasher fandom."

Come on, why can't these fucking serial killers be more inclusive

 

[Meowthkip]

But if you're a tranny aren't you supposed to be a TRUE and HONEST man/woman? Unless you're reading smut then just shoot for the same ones are regular men/women do. Why would the characters in a sexless x reader fanfiction have to turn to the camera and say "oh by the way just reminding you that you're a TRANNY"

And doesn't putting [skin color] instead of actually describing the reader's skin automatically include pee oh sea?

This person would probably get mad if there was a wheelchair bound x reader fic because ablebodied people would read it and imagine themselves in a wheelchair and that's appropriating disability or something...

The only one I get is nonbinary. If you're nonbinary you're too autistic to be in a relationship anyway so it makes sense that there's no option.

Also, #leatherface? #michael myers? What the fuck?

Look, if I want to imagine being fucked to death by Leatherface with his chainsaw, I want it to be in my wheelchair, goddammit.

 

[scathefire]

More diversity in my self insert porn NOW!!!
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I really can't take people who complain about fanfiction seriously due to the unavoidable levels of endless and boundless absurdity that defines the random shit people write online

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

More diversity in my self insert porn NOW!!!
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Just change the pronouns and other details while you're reading it in your browser. CTRL+F "she", right-click inspect element, and change it to "he", or whatever else you want there to be. It's not that hard.