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[UnsufficentBoobage]

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

what is it with tumblrites thinking that they're asexual when they want to fuck everything in existence?

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

what is it with tumblrites thinking that they're asexual when they want to fuck everything in existence?

They are making their best trying to convince themselves it's only everything in non-existence, and therefore doesn't count.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

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The hell is this autism?

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Claiming to be a false prophet is a sin in the Christian bible typically resulting in death. (Deuteronomy 13;05)

Deuteronomy Is the Torah, or Pentatuch, or books of Moses, Tanakh, or Old Testament, Tawrat, or Hebrew Bible.

in practice, No one says "Christian Bible"
except a person who hasn't read the bible.
Especially to refer to the most Jewish part of it

 

[Silence of the Troons]

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what is it with tumblrites thinking that they're asexual when they want to fuck everything in existence?

They have someone managed to convince themselves that their desire to have sex, masturbate, et cetera isn't sexual in nature. Which, of course, is fucking exceptional, because that type of desire is sexual in its very nature

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

 

[Valstrax]

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*smooch*

 

[sad cowboy cat]

 

[Muttnik]

In which straight people apparently don't understand being rejected or abandoned.
also
"TO BE FAIR YOU NEED TO HAVE A VERY HIGH SNOWFLAKE LEVEL TO UNDERSTAND STEVEN UNIVERSE"

 

[Valstrax]

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In which straight people apparently don't understand being rejected or abandoned.
also
"TO BE FAIR YOU NEED TO HAVE A VERY HIGH SNOWFLAKE LEVEL TO UNDERSTAND STEVEN UNIVERSE"

So the Gays™ are just another form of Rick and Morty fans? Alright.

 

[IceGray]

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In which straight people apparently don't understand being rejected or abandoned.
also
"TO BE FAIR YOU NEED TO HAVE A VERY HIGH SNOWFLAKE LEVEL TO UNDERSTAND STEVEN UNIVERSE"

They certainly have convinced themselves of "straight" "lack of empathy."

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

https://archive.fo/i2U09

The above post = 'ANY AUTISTIC PERSON WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS [EXCEPTIONAL]!!!!!!'

 

[Gingervitis]

 

[AnOminous]

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Joke is ruined by the phrase "cocking his shotgun." You don't do that.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

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In which straight people apparently don't understand being rejected or abandoned.
also
"TO BE FAIR YOU NEED TO HAVE A VERY HIGH SNOWFLAKE LEVEL TO UNDERSTAND STEVEN UNIVERSE"

The Straights can't possibly understand the complexity of a rock that is required to obey its leader obeying its leader.


ETA:

I can't decide which part of this is my favorite.

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

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*kisses @sad cowboy cat 's head*

 

[Meowthkip]

So the Gays™ are just another form of Rick and Morty fans? Alright.

Instead of high IQ, it's just high levels of gayness.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

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In which straight people apparently don't understand being rejected or abandoned.
also
"TO BE FAIR YOU NEED TO HAVE A VERY HIGH SNOWFLAKE LEVEL TO UNDERSTAND STEVEN UNIVERSE"

Hey, just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.