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[yasscat]

You're all spergs. Anyway.

Spoiler: Here's a tumblr post.

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Where's the "I'd rather kill myself" option on that poll?

 

[Kabuki Actor]

All notes are about "queerplatonic" and other shit, so it is not as innocent as it seems. My tumblr app just ate an ass and refuses to open reblogs so I screenshot.

Why would anyone want to marry someone who isn't their friend? That's like getting emotionally cucked, because you're not having relations with your partner, but in an emotional sense instead of a sexual one.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Why would anyone want to marry someone who isn't their friend? That's like getting emotionally cucked, because you're not having relations with your partner, but in an emotional sense instead of a sexual one.

Trust me, it is not about that, either.
Not to mention those types think all friendships are secretly Sexual Tension.

 

[Billiam Cipher]

(The color palette on the thing in the second image is the nonbinary flag, for those fortunate enough to not know)

 

[The Lawgiver]

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(The color palette on the thing in the second image is the nonbinary flag, for those fortunate enough to not know)

God I fucking hate it when you're locked in your house for a year and it unintentionally summons a technicolor nonbinary flag colored demon to torment you.

 

[Sí.]

That is indeed what it feels like to browse any social media nowadays. Not in a good way.

 

[SaidTheSpider]

One of these is from r/TumblrInAction. All the rest are from r/Tumblr.

Spoiler: Can you guess which post is not like the others?

 

[piter_de_vries]

One of these is from r/TumblrInAction. All the rest are from r/Tumblr.
Can you guess which post is not like the others?

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I would laugh if it's this on since Katie Herzog did not mean this in a "yaaas slay kwen" kinda way.

 

[SaidTheSpider]

I would laugh if it's this on since Katie Herzog did not mean this in a "yaaas slay kwen" kinda way.

Absolutely correct, congratulations. You'd win a cookie or something if not for that the internet is intangible.

 

[piter_de_vries]

Absolutely correct, congratulations. You'd win a cookie or something if not for that the internet is intangible.

Someone should tell /r/Tumblr that Katie Herzog was canceled for asking where all the lesbians went.

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

...more a category, but I never like those types of posts that have someone say something false (including 'sharks are smooth', 'th is "fussenpepper" in Dutch', 'Private is trans', and 'pilots use revolvers when they land') then many others repea the lie to anyone who says otherwise. That is not funny at all to me, but rather makes me mad. The whole thing has that feeling of gaslighting, Kafkatraps, and just plain exceptionalism.

Someone in Tumblr said tha type of humour only works in Tumblr since Reddit would instead have Redditors go 'Um, actually'.
I wonder what would happen if someone tries that 'sharks are smooth' trick in The Farms.

 

[fishercat]

...more a category, but I never like those types of posts that have someone say something false (including 'sharks are smooth', 'th is "fussenpepper" in Dutch', 'Private is trans', and 'pilots use revolvers when they land') then many others repea the lie to anyone who says otherwise. That is not funny at all to me, but rather makes me mad. The whole thing has that feeling of gaslighting, Kafkatraps, and just plain exceptionalism.

Someone in Tumblr said tha type of humour only works in Tumblr since Reddit would instead have Redditors go 'Um, actually'.
I wonder what would happen if someone tries that 'sharks are smooth' trick in The Farms.

"um, actually" posts do appear once in a while. Take this one where someone goes "hey this video isn't cute that's a dangerous wild animal being treated like a housecat."

 

[Chao Garden]

Spoiler: many dumb posts

Jessie what the fuck are you talking about

the tags...nigga you're looking way to deep into this. Maybe that's just me though

"lesbian guy" so a straight guy

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

Calling back to my previous post here, I remembered another one of those 'sharks are smooth'-style pos threads in Tumblr. What was remarkable is that someon ended up responding with a text wall about how tha type of thread is a form of misinformation from Russian bots. That was not a Gish Gallop; the one who posted the text wall was completely serious. The one who started the thread just went 'uh wut'.

At least we now have a solution.

 

[Dr. Octogonapus]

Press X to doubt the difference in culture between white people and black people taxidermy.

 

[MrHoneyBadger]

Lesbian is a femme loving femmes, how can you be enbe and lesbian pick one

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I heard about the Dave Chappelle thing and knew Tumblr would be a goldmine. Incoming Tumblr rants.

I don't think he's interested.

Along with this clearly sane person:

 

[Permuto]

My hatred of trannies grew three sizes this day.

 

[NotSoAceCat3]

I heard about the Dave Chappelle thing and knew Tumblr would be a goldmine. Incoming Tumblr rants.

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I don't think he's interested.



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Along with this clearly sane person:
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Absolutely no one:

My 8 y/o brain: "Haha...Cissies"

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

Shire Draws All the Time — I have never heard the term ‘terf’ before,…

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Shire Draws All the Time

I have never heard the term ‘terf’ before, but I’m assuming it’s a term for transphobic individuals, or similar groups? If that’s the case, then I’m sorry for being woefully behind on the...

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That extension i Shinigami Eyes... on which several convicted actual pædos had worked.