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Past: ”the USA has told me in no uncertain terms that I am unwelcome”
Present: ”Are you that desperate for people to agree with you that you took it to a stalker forum”
Future: “No, child. I did not. No, child, it is not. No, child, I did not. And no child, I did not.”
 
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Past:
”The Internet sleuths at the site Kiwi Farms ...”
Present:
“it was at the dog's insistence, not at all for my pleasure“
Future:
“Yeah, even though we're evacuating from this polyamy fiasco, we have the rights to do what we want in our cartoon universe.”

Am I in some kind of pipeline?
 
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Past: ”acknowledging my womanhood also meant acknowledging my tendency toward catastrophic thinking”

Present: ”We're not in 4chan. I don't think calling someone a "nigger" is nice."
"hahaha no”

Future:”I hope your site crashes sometime in the near future.”
 
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Back again.

Past: "keep telling yourself that, chickenshit anonymous sociopathic little man who gets his jollies talking shit about his intellectual and moral superiors"
Present: “I have a theory. Fried chicken makes people violent.”
Future: ”prepare to be entertained, but also to be offended.”
 
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Past: above and beyond normal punishment

Present: i'm going to dox all of them and beat all of them with a rubber hose

Future: IT SEEMS BOTH SIDES ARE CALLING ME A HOMOSEXUAL

Escaping great suffering through ultra violence only to end up a fag... :(
 
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my past:
“she does not like beastiality. We have had extensive conversations about the harm of it”

my present:
KIWI FARMS IS THE HARDSHIP

my future:
“Fuck. I'm fully doxxed. You know which website.”
 
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Past: ”I may be numb over these SJW's, but there are times that I really feel sorry for being born as a male b/c of them.”

Present: ”Man, if I had an autistic kid I would mock the shit out of them”

Future: >Pensacola will be cleansed of the Josh vermin<

Interesting 🤔
 
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past: ”bleaching your anus is the butt version of haircuts tbh”

present:”I am going to kill myself.”

future:”I never denied being subhuman.”

man this shit sucks
 
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Past:”The words "Bionicle community" sent a chill up my spine.”
Present:”Why doesn't null just ban me? I wouldn't be able to come back, and therefore, you have no content, and the thread would die.”
Future: ”#Kiwifarms is the largest conglomerate of retarded uneducated aborted children ever to sign up on social media.
(Put that on the tag, #Null)”
Me from a timeline where I shit up threads and become a cow

soft breathing said:
my past:
“she does not like beastiality. We have had extensive conversations about the harm of it”

my present:
KIWI FARMS IS THE HARDSHIP

my future:
“Fuck. I'm fully doxxed. You know which website.”
Click to expand...
The tale of a guy who tell his gf he likes to fuck dogs, then kf learn of his existence and dox him.
 
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  • My past: "I just need to live for one more day and I can get this out then it doesnt matter I should kill myself and frame Billy that would be gold"
  • My present: Revelation 9:6
    "And in those days people will seek death and will not find it. They will long to die, but death will flee from them."
  • My future: "I saw some art of a girl with a ridiculously huge horsecock that and I just positively adore it"
It's not looking too good for me, mates.
 
Okay, I want to do another round of this:

Past: ”M'lady.”
Present: ”He's fat! I'm thin!”
Future: “I had McDonalds and now I feel good. Things are going to be ok I think.”
 
Past: ”WARNING: SUSPICIOUS URL: https://kiwifarms.net/”
Present: “It's hard to be a woman as I wear a diaper and there's shit all over my dick. The oppression of kiwi farms did this to me.“
Future: Sponsored by Kraken Rum.

Alright, I know where to get money now.
 
”my cancer hospital blocked the Farms on wifi”
”Kiwifarms is really good at getting my attention and torturing me. They are master manipulators.”
“I'm a KF Regular” - Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka

Fuck, am I getting Lowtax'd?
 
Past: ”Believe me, if that snake didn't want to be fucked, you'd know it”

Present: ”Stop realising personal info on kiwifar and tell your friends to back off,I will no hesitate to involve the police!”

Future: ”Kiwisawa...they came back”
 
Past: ”FIRED FROM LIFE!!!”
Present: ”Its amazing you all laugh at furries and accept gays. Both are deviations from the norm. Apparently tolerance is arbitrary.”
Future:”(at)Null, just nuke me you gutless motherfucker!”

Edited the last one because I didn't want to ping someone unprompted but it seems a downward spiral of some kindor another where i'mjust craving death at the end... huh yeah I guess that makes sense.
 
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Past: "It is tragic that I had to lose my virginity to a semi retarded mute girl who wasn't my girlfriend and didn't like me who I ended up never seeing again."

Present:" i have doxxed and autistic 8 year old who really fucking deserved it."

Future: ”prepare to be entertained, but also to be offended.”


Okay past isn't true but my present and future look accurate and promising.
 
1. ”I don't do any drugs other than masturbation.”
2. ”I cried at DisneyLand. I can't even masturbate anymore.”
3. ”DO NOT ENGAGE IN COMBAT WITH THE RACE WAR VAN”

Very poetic.
 
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