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I'm not liking this horoscope!
1. past ”i've hardly done any dumpster diving all year and most grocery stores don't even have dumpsters any more, but go on saying mean, stupid things.”
2. now:
“Nothing in the world more dangerous than someone who has nothing left to lose though. I recommend watching out. This lolcow gonna milk those assholes back for a change.”
future: Sitting in detention.
 
”Laugh all you want, but don't go off crying when this website goes down for good.”
“i have nothing to add to the conversation but i must post”
“You don't even know as an entrepreneur at 27 years old , what I had to endure to make this cat dream franchise come true.”

Sounds promising
 
Past: ”I admit, I never had sex but sex is anything but abusive. The SJW's are just misconceptualize it as "rape" and "abuse."”

Present: “You sound very molested and I'm sorry for that but also kill yourself.”

Future: ”used to use kiwi until I couldn't ignore the agenda anymore. I hate myself for staying. He would yell at us for posting what he doesnt like”

I thought the cheese thing was funny. Why would Null be so mean?(:_(
 
”Everyone MASS report to the FBI all the Cyber Bullying that Kiwi Farm”
"THROUGHOUT THE WORLD!!"
”trolling doesn't really hurt lolcows. they get angry but they pick up the pieces from their anger. the wrong pronouns are basically telling trans that their identity is not valid.”

I have and will continue to shit on troons and retards (redundant I know). Based.
 
”igor, never go to kiwifarms.net it's worse than 4chan

”i fear for my life every day because trump won't give me money for me to waste on striped socks, used panties and a webcam to show the world how girly i am”

Dragged through the worst mud, muck, and bodily fluids that said Autistic Person has.

not very promising
 
Past: “all i do is lose in front of all you guys, and not a singel one of you guys even TRY or even OFFER to help”

Present: “100. Defendant Kokkinos has personally posted to Kiwi Farms, and contributed to the harassment against Plaintiff's there.”

Future: ”What the hell is a LAWL cow?”

:lossmanjack:
 
Past: ”I was under the assumption that trolling has evolved from barbaric times.”

Present: ”You guys are all low class blue collar trash.”

Future: ”If I want to make fun of a weird person, all I need to do is look in the mirror and laugh.”

I guess it can feel that way sometimes.:(
 
Past: ”Frustration is blind”

Present: “Kiwi Farms users often refer to themselves as "autists." This is helpful to remember.”

Future: “My holly jolly popcorn is being feasted upon lately, haha!”

I guess everything works out in the end.:)
 
Past: ”one time i gave a blowjob in a mall bathroom so i could buy yugioh cards”

Present: ”Its amazing you all laugh at furries and accept gays. Both are deviations from the norm. Apparently tolerance is arbitrary.”

Future: “boo hoo hoo my mom and dad were right about sodomy boo hoo hoo”

Doesn't seem like good news, folks
 
Past: ”Yeah [the Kiwi Farms is] so far right that right wingers had to run away and hide in a hugbox because they were afraid of meanrates from some dude with a Hulk Hogan avatar.”

Present: “Ordered a Happy Meal and the cashier asked "for a boy or girl?" So I explained for 45 minutes how damaging it is to enforce the gender binary“

Future: ”srry cant hear you over the sound of my cool gender”

Just miserable.
 
THE COURT: I'm not sure what's wrong with corn.

”they coerced kit into posting a picture of kits genitalia and scrutinised kits selfies and nudes constantly for a long time all to try and disprove kit being tranny.”

”I can safely say that I have never met a more pathetic group than you people.”

Why is this coherent and what the fuck does it mean
 
Past: “I'm a KF Regular” - Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
Present: lol calm down
Future: ”Let's stay off the internet weirdo stalking forum”
 
1. ”FIRED FROM LIFE!!!”
2. “Plaintiff asked this Court twice for a Rule 26(C) protective order”
3. “BE WELL ADVISED WORLD, IF YOU HAVE A PENIS YOU PROBABLY DESERVE MURDERING.”
:stress::stress::stress:
 
  1. ”There is no answer to the Jewish question!”
  2. Headquarters of the Feminist Globalist Marxists.
  3. fcgh vgcf: @Pikimon, please fuck me
um...

Someone want to interpret?
 
Past: “Judge Pussy Liquor is a bit of a cutie 🥰”

Present: “Kiwifarmers don't get to have opinions, child.”

Future: A bunch of damn smokers.

If I have to be around :really: and :tomlinson: I would need a 🚬:heart-empty:
 
Past: “Don't Cuss or make a horrible, mislabeling Fuss.”

Present: ”please keep this email Strictly Confidential.”

Future: ”Hey Null! STOP BEING A DICK!”

What a way to kill the flow of things Null.:(
 
Past: ”i've hardly done any dumpster diving all year and most grocery stores don't even have dumpsters any more, but go on saying mean, stupid things.”

Present: ”I think this is the only site where you can get drunken prank called by a mod and then banned for getting mad.”

Future: ”most of the things on this forum are gay”

:lossmanjack:
 
Past: Trollish and Suspicious

Present: ”Uncouth Bastard! Ugh!!!”

Future: ”Dynastia has been organising the sending of penis photos to women for harassment purposes on a near industrial scale.”

:lossmanjack:
 
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