random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Alright, Mike's legit. Just remember, this place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.

This is the most perfect description of the farms I’ve read, and the full is worth quoting.

This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it!

Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.

This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.

What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.

The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us.

The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.

The danger is to the body, and it can kill.

The form of the danger is an emanation of energy.

The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.

 

[Table Country]

"Men who pretend to be women" is a much better term for these scum.

I prefer "eunuchs in dresses", if only for the sake of brevity.

I saw the phrase either here or on twitter but I like, "cosplaying as female".

I like "cock in a frock"

The problem is trannies aren't killing themselves fast enough

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

Liberals are actually rather philistine..The notion of the cultured urbane liberal is often utter bullshit.

These are the same people who regularly cite Marvel as if it were the Iliad.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I don't remember anything about the Far Cry stories other than there being some vaguely Communist gang that I wished I could slaughter. There was also a weird homo in a pink suit.

 

[FuckedUpDeer]

Porn, broadly speaking, is the greatest threat to civilization

 

[Zero Day Defense]

God damn dyslexic fucks, theyre GINGERS not NIGGERS.

 

[Law]

Why don't YOU crawl back into whatever edgelord shithole you came from you faggot nigger.

Look at this beautiful sentence. It could be the site mascot.

 

[Local Fed]

Don't like trannies? Join the club at kiwifarms.net.

See Libertarians, this is your future. Your son is Elliot Rodger and your daughter is a vtuber.

This is the conversation America needs to have, and I'm proud Null's site is a front in the battle against the behavioral browning of America.

 

[Table Country]

They never should've built those child rape stalls.

How is it trolling to think that child rape is worse than weakened bones?

Getting a zoomer woman into bed and finding her vagina takes a 6 month training plan.

 

[Sprate Header]

Wow. I can finally understand why doctors used to lobotomize people.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

If your major contributions to society are promoting illegal cyber-attacks AND fart porn...you might be a lolcow

In 20 years people will ask:
“Where were you during the great internet fat woman cat heist of 2023?”

I'm a simple man. You say racist thing, I like you more.

Did you just call the author of Dilbert a 'false prophet '?

Lmao

Is that a consent accident if you inject a dog hair into your body?

Suicide by pavement ape is a nasty way to go

You've got opinions, we've got opinions. We can hug it out.

Anyway the point I'm getting at is I don't think niggers ever read Dilbert

This is literally a gossip forum. Why is everyone’s brain so broken.

In the war between troons and... uh... simulated child sexual abuse cartoon streamers, nobody wins except us kiwis.

First they came for the Farms, and I did not speak out, because I was not autistic.

Then they came for the boomercons, and I did not speak out, because I was not a pensioner.

Next they came for the TERFS, and I did not speak out, because I was not a foid.

And then they came for my 2D, and there was no one left to speak for me.

What if it's actually a FED. What if were sitting here, unwittingly telling THE FEDERAL RESERVE all the juicy gossip about Boogie?

 

[Spud]

You want tradition? Go hunting, or at least have the good dignity to rape and pillage your local supermarket.

I haven't been to a grocery store since I got out of prison, and I ain't going back to either. A cart is just baby prison anyways, so all y'all just toddlers in the hole.

Trannies make me happy to have my period monthly

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

After heavy consideration, and with a heavy heart, I must announce, that now, I too, am in favor of Mass Rape.

 

[My Name is Ed]

They all look like raging homosexuals! I bet they are spreading AIDS by sodomy!

 

[Gentlebastard]

I've said it before but at least swingers and oldschool open relationship types didn't try to cloak their degeneracy in any lofty political-sexual shit

Obviously I hope he continues ramming raw grease down his throat

If this all blows up legally we might get discovery and dispositions. It would be a Kiwi Christmas miracle.

Now I want to fucking fedpost.

My guess is that impresses fellow jizz moppers at costco

To be honest, you have to be a complete retard to not be able to tell the person you're fucking is a man.

These people are demons. Since we can't kill real demons, I'll enjoy it while they kill each-other. And eventually, themselves.

If you ever want to experience what the doomers mean when they say this world is fucked beyond repair, just scroll through the reddit frontpage.

One cup of tea for $45 shouldn't be just okay. It should be so good you have a psychotic break.

You WILL accept the reddit approved janny or else.

Watch this if you want to lose faith in humanity.

It has to be satire, r-right?

In their addled brains they think it’s all trashy clothes, sleepovers, and flaunting their sexiness to adult males. Lolita, meet Humbert Humbert wearing your clothes.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

You wanna ask a group of mentally ill armed sideshow country carnies what happened to their animals???

TRAN-NY WA-CO, TRAN-NY WA-CO, TRAN-NY WA-CO, let's gooooooooooo

"Noooo your honor my trans rights mean more than their trans rights... nooo Twitter I'm not a landlord it's totally different I'm queer and neurodivergent too.... nooo officer they left Nutter Butters wrappers and Qtips and mannequins on the floor, I just let cats and dogs piss on the floor and helped bury the alpacas you smell decaying carried on the cold winter's breeze...."

You will never be a woman and you will NEVER get out of debt.

There's a line between "haha this guy is really dumb" to "haha this guy is severely mentally ill" and we passed it about 10 miles back

Now I want to fucking fedpost.

The troon cries in pain as it curbstomps you.

As a licensed medical practitioner in Canada your behavior is indicative of severe retardation and I deem you a perfect candidate for MAID

If Hitler gassed people who didn’t return their carts he’d have statues today.

This whole thread is autism condensed into text form. That includes me. I'm also autistic. If you're reading this, you're autistic. Wanna stim together sometime? My case worker isn't here after 7, provided you're a girl

"Oh no, the kiwis know who I am! It was fine when I was spending all day as a man nearing my late 20s stalking Vtubers, streaming to nobody as a cartoon character, hanging out on discord with children, and posting porn on Twitter all day, but now I'll practice some restraint and reconsider my lifestyle!"

Idk where the rest of the quotes went

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Microdosing Hitler particles

 

[vomitusdeux]

I would trade the lives of the Alpacaschwitz victims for those of every tranny on earth.

Posting the words "futa cock" in BP is the key to being neg repped in BP, or being banned in the chat rooms of BP

IM AUTISTIC FOR LIFE, NO AMOUNT OF ESTROGEN AND SPIRO WILL DESTROY THE AUTISM IN MY VEINS

They could bond over their attraction to sweet, sweet Barb pussy.

Its like a surprise visit from a dancing monkey that wears a different hat everytime it shows up. You never know when he's gonna appear. He's like Batman.
Or Scatman I guess, considering the fetish shit.

girl's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

thick in the head. tragic, really.

 

[CansOfCant]

IM AUTISTIC FOR LIFE, NO AMOUNT OF ESTROGEN AND SPIRO WILL DESTROY THE AUTISM IN MY VEINS

Here to second this one.

 

[Kamen Rider Faiz]

Sir I wish to report a faggot. His name is Patrick S. Tomlinson and he lives in Milwaukee, WI. He is in felony possession of bitch tits and a level of obesity that constitutes a national security threat.

Wait until she opens a thread about you about how you don't flush the toilet, clean the room enough and spend EVEN more time than her on Kiwifarms.

I'm not giving attention to actual prostitutes unless it's to nail them to a cross.