random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Hitman One]

Dear Mr. Josh "Gigaracist Nigger-eradicator" Moon, do you have any comment for our obvious smear piece?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Maybe if he spend more time reading his emails from the apartment management and not drinking piss he wouldn't have a migraine and still have his car.

 

[Meiwaku]

Already a Lolcow of history before the halal thread was actually made, what an abortion

Hello person that joined 3 minutes ago, what wisdom have you come to share?

Please don't interfere with the exhibits offsite, you're hindering milk production and we have quotas to fill.

Bossman Jack Quotes We NEED

Come on bro please bro please bro help me out bro please....

I HATE MY LIFE!!

You're a fucking VAGINA

Pog as a BITCH

This WRONG this is SO FUCKIN WRONG!!

This shit is RIGGED bro I'm tellin you...

I'll get off if I lose this round....

 

[Gog & Magog]

Fuck the moral high ground, I wanna be petty too.

 

[RACISM]

My ideal woman is a total cunt.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Thank u for warm welcome friend i am australiean

 

[Spud]

"It's about the ethics in my slave-assembled chinky e-readers"

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

Wrong as always, stalker. Dan doesn't have a penis. I. Do.

 

[Kamen Rider Faiz]

Women's pussies are self cleaning. Until the other fuck toys get that feature they're the best we got.

Since it's so hard for even seasoned medical professionals to diagnose autism in women do you think it's fair if we consider all women autistic until proven otherwise?

White australians have chosen to avoid granting themselves free speech on par with the US. What race could be lowlier than one which hates itself?

 

[Gentlebastard]

TL;DR "Other customers did nothing while I was misgendered in Dollar General, it made me question democracy"

Ask an average rich Indian in the West who whines about racism what they think of Muslims and lower-caste Indians and you will see a Neo-Nazi blush

Lol, I appreciate the request but no. I'm still fat and you would not have sex with me.

Operation let them speak, has been a very effective campaign from the terfs.

It's like those scenes in old cartoons where the characters run off a cliff, but don't fall till they realize they're in mid air. Jack died years ago, he's just too fucking dumb for it to set in.

Then you see someone like Lizzo and think: "well maybe Mao was onto something with this starvation thing..."

Forgive me father, for I am am mobile cuck and sin by existing, but I can't stop laughing at this

The kid is still alive.

Always double tap to be sure.

"*I* was able to harass and stalk all these internet child stars, so clearly this is Musk's fault. Social media just makes it too damn tempting to interfere in the lives of minors!"

I take it all back.
This man is not of average intelligence. Calling him dumb as a stone would be an insult to stones.

Spending all this energy arguing with people online would be absurd, but it's all he has going for him in his pathetic life.

He's actually not entirely wrong here.
I'm amazed.

begun the Community Notes War has...

Managing to piss off both Christians and Jews at the same time is quite an achievement

And anyone who enjoys reasonably competently constructed poetry in the English language, too.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

The only thing getting dropped this year is a troon from a cliff.

 

[Stan]

He has made My mouth like a sharp sword, In the shadow of His hand He has concealed Me; And He has also made Me a sharpened arrow, He has hidden Me in His quiver. - Isaiah 49:2

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Take me down to Stake's RIP City where the rats are green and the odds are shitty. Oh won't you please kill me now.

 

[Pedophobe]

The seething that Chris' presence brings is the most entertaining part of this.

They have disgusting perversions. They want to boast about them publicly. Yet, they are utterly outraged that people discuss the vile perversions they made public.

how can it be hate speech if I loved doing it?

The only due diligence a muck raker does is on their expenses.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

I'm gonna have a kiwifarms hour in my homeschooling courses

@Biggimus Bettimus on Telegram

 

[Aunt Carol]

Jesus people, I come to this thread for rotting crotches leaking feces and dough rolls made of flayed arm skin, can we cool it on the dead babies?

 

[JustSomeDong]

There's something wonderfully poetic about the rainbow, a symbol of God's covenant to protect humanity co-opted into a symbol of excess and deviance, hanging over a flooded festival of excess and deviance.

 

[Autistic Joe]

TIL trans potatoes exist.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Just think, dying a virgin is 100 times better than dying having done all the shit that this guy has done.

 

[keytar]

I presume he's desperately trying to get middle school pussy before he dies of kidney failure?