random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gog & Magog]

"How am I supposed to move forward knowing he can apparently just suck his own dick at any time?"

 

[Skitarii]

a 150lb man would be matched with a 250lb woman

Josh moon fap fantasy

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Maybe we're heading toward WWIII, but consider this - no more mean tweets.

Oh no a suicidal cookie
How the world will ever recover

There is nothing wrong with jerking off. Jerking off keeps modern men out trouble and from making bad life decisions. These people telling people not to jerk off are just faggots. Though people are free to do what they want. But I'm going to jerk off and no one can stop me. If you are young and you have the stamina to do a masturbation marathon then knock your socks off. If you don't want to jerk off, then sure don't. No one cares. Just get used to having to wake up with jizz in your underwear.

You don't just feel like a pathetic, forever alone, dateless loser incel - you fucking are. Otherwise, you wouldn't be fucking your Fluttershy plushie, you'd be splooging hot loads on, or in, some slut instead, wouldn't you?

And yet, despite a strong emphasis on the visual arts, this chaotic brawl is the antithesis of the highly-choreographed dance fights of West Side Story. This school has taught these children nothing.

Sorry, I cannot hear you over the sound of Winds of Winter not being finished.

I work from home, so I’m only racist to my cat.

Good, get the fuck out you anthropomorphic many-chinned toe!

i would certainly say that having your roommates (whom you're stiffing for rent) change the wifi password on you is sufficient cause to be granted refugee status.

One day an infamous KKK High Wizard and a certified Florida man from Pepsicola by the name of Joshua "Null The Fuhrer" Caner Moon decided that KKK needs to brach out to the lower case i Internet. The rest is history, their victims are numerous and their deeds are inconceivable.

I'm not drinking piss from a bottle, visor and surgical gloves, or not.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

As a man, I attach my clit sucker and hump the bed four, five times a week. The post-nut crying jag really makes me feel valid

 

[MrJokerRager]

fuck Isreal and fuck them for milking the holocaust. They dont get to have that land to be safe from ethic cleansing only to go ahead and do ethic cleansing

 

[Useful_Mistake]

theres no such thing as schizophrenia and i dont even fit into any of the symptoms

@Null you are no longer the nigger of the Internet

He's black like that.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

One day an infamous KKK High Wizard and a certified Florida man from Pepsicola by the name of Joshua "Null The Fuhrer" Caner Moon decided that KKK needs to brach out to the lower case i Internet. The rest is history, their victims are numerous and their deeds are inconceivable.

Same here, bro. We must endeavour to persevere. If at first you don't suck-sneed, shitpost, shitpost, and shitpost again. Don't give up the dream!

Doesn't Japan drive their own citizens into suicide?

We don’t even have the kill count of one of their baseball teams or start ups let alone an average Japanese corporation.

 

[Law]

These two trends have driven the evolution of the spices and to date and have resulted in its heresy. Unwomen are not women and what a women is need to be more then the sex.

 

[Stan]

This kind of comic book isn't really useful to me. I already know the Nazis were the good guys.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

What's the world coming to when we're better at crowdfund grifting but Keffals is better at driving trannies to suicide?

 

[Your Best Friend]

He is one of the kings of the trash-streaming in russia. Imagine IP2, only even more alcohol, less sex and more violence.

 

[MrJokerRager]

This Yamaguchi guy is such a wacky litte character with even more wacky beliefs, from what he's said in other threads he apparently believes that:

Spoiler

-The British Royal family is in kahoots with the satanist-muslim Illuminati.

-Hollywood as well as the governments of all western countries are controlled by a shadowy cabal of muslims because muslims have infiltrated and subverted western nations since at least the middle ages, because muslims as a group are actually older than Islam.

-Muslims are simultaneously a bunch of inbred, schizophrenic, incompetent troglodites and yet have been pulling the strings of the western world for centuries, outplaying and outsmarting the huwhite Christian race at every opportunity forcing them to do their bidding.

-Jews as an ethnic, cultural and religious group simply do not exist anymore.

-Dinosaurs and humans lived at the same time but God wiped them evil dinos out during the flood because they were too dangerous, dragons were dinosaurs.

-The Earth is 6.000 years old and all the other planets and celestial bodies aren't what those Satan-worshippers called scientists want you to believe, Mars for instance is just a tiny dot in the sky, not even 4mm in diameter.

-Animal-human hybrids from mythology like minotaurs, catgirls and others were/are in fact real, the product of ancient people fucking animals, or the nephilim doing it instead.

-Likewise, Thor and other deities from polytheistic religions were real, because too many people believed in them fir them to be fake.

TL;DR: This guy is the most redpilled motherfucker on the site and y'all Edomite lovers simply can't handle it.

He's just jelly we are having reptilian orgies in Siberia with Vikings and he wasn't invited because no gay allowed. And no niggers either.

 

[Meat Target]

RIP @Meat Target
Cause of Death: Snu-Snu

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

You gross neets just don't get how hot and bothered doing taxes makes you for horse cock.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

The one that starts with 5003 is a little girl, who has a face that is clearly smaller than a penis, so she’s very young.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

The idea that suing Null for copyright infringement will somehow prevent anonymous weirdos from emailing him photos of Hitler is an ironclad legal argument.

 

[Meat Target]

You should be institutionalized and drugged up until any coherent though in your head turns into TV static.

so I guess this guy draws jaundice hentai.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Ooooh baby shits getting funky tonight

He's managed to work in Hitler again.

 

[Tablet County]

You gross neets just don't get how hot and bothered doing taxes makes you for horse cock.

Either way you’re getting assfucked, so I can see the relation.

only a communist can masturbate to taxes

Could you imagine accidentally saving My Little Pony porn in your tax folder and sending it to the IRS?

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Not my thing but I am a coomer (intermediate) and I’m pretty sure I’ve seen (not watched) that hentai

“I’ve seen (not watched)” sounds like Bill Clinton’s “I puffed but didn’t inhale”.