random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

You like it and it's right, in your opinion, to censor Tifa's cleavage, because she is technically underage, and anyone here who complains about this is a crypto-pedophile who wants to ogle underage breasts.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

“All right class- we are going to respect women SO HARD today!”

I can't believe they put our Islamic Content sticker on a bunch of countries flags.

Do you hear the people sing the song of autistic men
It is the music of people who will shitpost again

 

[Mr Bunny]

Its clear that McD is in their weaboo phase.

 

[Gog & Magog]

I know that Null burnt as many bridged as Ethan Ralph and the pool of folks who will bother to help him are growing thinner and thinner.

 

[BirdUp]

It's still fresh in Null's mind obviously since he specifically enters the thread to start telling outright lies about me to cover up the humiliation you caused him lmao.
None of the rest got a gay poll on top of the thread, none of the rest got Null gaslighting you in front of other users claiming I'm crying about KF when the whole TTS thread was literally only about me having to convince Null that I am in fact a male and that @Dyn 's gay little report for funsies was just a lie. I'd feel stupid too if I banned someone from the man-hate thread for being a man, and then a few weeks later at the behest of the one loser moid allowed in the thread because Lidl/Null lusts for his cock, banned the same user for "being a woman". You are pathetic.
Try to divorce yourself from it all you want, faggot, but YOU are the reason all this drama started, whether you have the memory of a goldfish or not.

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

The karmic ricochet of such vitriol will come to haunt you, you have 24 hours to apologise.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Stop being a toadie for sippy cup Caligula and enjoy prison, stalker.

They're both spiritually ugly, I'll give you that.

Pigga this aint a war. This is a fucking lolocaust. And the jew, is you.

Imagine being so desperate for fame that you cling to being blocked by someone moderately famous on twitter, half a fucking decade later.

tapping dat Dolfussy

it used to be absolutely fine to say "hell NO, I'd never fuck a tranny, that's gross"

"No baby Russian stalker, it is you who has being exposed to a nerve agent, Enjoy Sarin. [Starts convulsing on the floor]"

No, child. He is not obsessed with fruit and buttholes. It is a reference to the film Little Nicky by celebrated indie auteur Adam Sandler.

The year is 2145. Twitter is a long forgotten dream that only exists in the ragged fragments of humanity's collective unconscious. The land formerly known as Milwaukee is an irradiated desert after Trump baits Pakistan into starting World War III during his third term. Small bands of humans roam the gelid landscape, whispering of a porcine messiah who once, long ago, united the world in shared mirth with his proclamations most fruity and redundant. They tell tales of a pastime called "patposting", and wonder if "Prizzin", the land where all are eternally joyful, was ever actually a real place. Will they return there some day, after their short lives are over? Was the one they call Kwah-Zee ever paid? The only thing that answers them in the dark and starless night is the wind echoing through the ruined dunes. "Noh-chai-uld", it seems to whisper,
"noh. . . chai. . . uld."

It's not a social meet, it's not the cool kids club, it's the bathroom. Piss or get off the pot.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

EDIT: God damn, anybody else notice that teddy bear’s fat pussy?

 

[BirdUp]

You look so fucking good babe!

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I hope to god [sweaty sausage memes] end up in a court document]

the sweaty sausage is already in documents?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/steve-quest-vs-nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-llc-2023.143950/post-17828708

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

He has committed a sacred act: entertaining us briefly.

We live in a sad world where the woman who actually isn't chunky is a woman we all dream of. It's like seeing a dodo in the wild - They are just that rare. Every day, I dream of sleeping with someone with a normal BMI instead of shooting off one in a fat chick's mouth after tempting her with a supersized meal or a semi-disappointing meal at Maggianos.

I mean, I guess I could put effort into looking for a skinny woman or a failed journo scum or something, but just picking up the first thing on Tinder is far more easy. Honestly, instead of Jews and Social Justice and Gaza, we need to talk about the big issues facing the west. And by big issues, I mean big fat chicks.

Terminally online man goes offline.

Now then, now then, now then. No mention of the Royal Court Wizard Jimmy Savile being tasked with ushering in the New Age of Aquarius using the medium of broadcast pop music, to which ends he invented DJing and promoted a certain popular beat combo from Merseyside whom he sculpted from a pretty boy pop band into evangelists for psychedelic excess, the rejection of almost all traditional values and the adoption of bastardized Eastern philosophy so warped from its origins it actually had the opposite spiritual effects?

I'm not really sure you understand the point of church.

Jesus knows you the same way the rest of us know Chris

Unironically I agree that this visual representation of the data is pointless, wholly useless, and stupid, because it looks like paint spatters and effectively conveys no meaning. Ok so the yellow-orange spatter is the biggest and the top of it looks like a kiwi bird taking a piss on a gray seahorse- OHMYGOD I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING

what? No i dont you literal idiot lol

Judaism is a race, not a religion. Not a race i belong to

I worship God

satanism

Hitler was the personification of Weimar degeneracy and KEY to spreading it to the modern world

He was a gay art school socialist. He is the antifa archetype

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Nigger I am beating the F4 button harder than my meat when thinking of fatrick dressed as a french maid

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Oompa Loompa Doopedy Do
Looks like a pikey is smarter than you

 

[Tablet County]

From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free
From the window to the wall, til the sweat drip down my balls

What do you mean kids wouldn't want to experience cartchy tuns, exarserdray lollipops and a pasadise of sweet teats?

The year is 2145. Twitter is a long forgotten dream that only exists in the ragged fragments of humanity's collective unconscious. The land formerly known as Milwaukee is an irradiated desert after Trump baits Pakistan into starting World War III during his third term. Small bands of humans roam the gelid landscape, whispering of a porcine messiah who once, long ago, united the world in shared mirth with his proclamations most fruity and redundant. They tell tales of a pastime called "patposting", and wonder if "Prizzin", the land where all are eternally joyful, was ever actually a real place. Will they return there some day, after their short lives are over? Was the one they call Kwah-Zee ever paid? The only thing that answers them in the dark and starless night is the wind echoing through the ruined dunes. "Noh-chai-uld", it seems to whisper,
"noh. . . chai. . . uld."

it isn't as distracting as someone that tries to hijack my brain into wanting to mating press them.

Sounds like a cluster B clusterfuck and I'm down to fuh-hyuck.

I played monster hunter with them and they are a bunch of uncivilized tablet playing freaks who don't know how to play as a team.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

If the military is the guy equivalent of "fuck it, I'll just be a stripper." Then joining any SOF unit must be the military equivalent of ghetto gaggers. At that point they are only doing it because they are irreparably fucked in the head.

 

[PetiteFeet]

He's a gothic bad boy with a heart of mold

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

There are a few things to bring up here, but honestly the TLDR is just "Art Fags Faggoted all over the Faggy place".

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Have we sunk so low as a community that referring to a baby as Toilet Nigga is acceptable?

 

[Skitarii]

He's gonna take you back to the past,
To slam his dick right into your ass...