random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Pizdec]

CRYING IS NORMAL WHEN YOUR DAD RAPES YOU.

 

[GaryGray]

Reading these accounts is like reading Brave New World but it was ordered from Wish

The accounts are from people who participated in the gangbang of a 32 year old sweaty prostitute.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Festivus

Spiritually Clifford the Big Red Dog is at least 37

You could probably die by Clifford's PP

@Astro Loafo

You're just jealous of my big dick and great seasonings

*poops on your dick* Oh sorry, I got the Hershey squirts.....

 

[BirdUp]

In the 90s as a runaway youth in and out of facilities and many strange places. I was picked off the streets in 1990 by religious women with promises of LSD and a nice place to live. I spent 3 weeks making and editing with their own hi-tech for early 90s "religious themed" tapes with other boys in a very nice large house we had free reign of. They were first fascinated by my birthdate and tried to encourage my risk-taking. The ladies there were 3, loved the more bizarre the clips were. I eventually left in the middle of the night for more lsd and good times and I just knew it was time to go. The large modern home is now an abandoned relic, another home that other boys came from is completely gone. I remember they told me that June 11th is the most Gemini of days (the date is the symbol) and to consider it the day of the limit pusher. Always have been.

Gemini the judges the keepers war of worlds, people against people, culture versus overall, the unknown, for a military or government whom wants to manipulate or and hypnotize . Doom, Zelda,and omen are all dungeons and dragons. A multiple outcome with same scenarios. Our brains always pick the most reasonable when clear. Fog will hender thought process and ensure following. Everything is connected and interpretation is used to fit the narrative. Mania controls the decision and sets the seed for growth. Ultra sound will confuse you and anger your will. Wood crawls not knock, apocalypse of the mind. A world not in a solar orbit is deemed a satellite, or in this case an invading entity

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

come on, dont be so hard on yourself, youre good at getting doxxed so youll always have that to fall back on

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

So I wasn't having much luck ai generating pooners until I realized the secret was inserting the word 'gnome' into the description.

 

[Aunt Carol]

TARANTULA KEEPIN'
There is NO room for egos. We only care about tarantulas! No one cares about who you are unless you're a breeder or a experienced hobbyist or someone that has some kind of tarantula knowledge because we need more of that

 

[Tablet County]

Sorry but no one can understand your Vegemite crocodile petrol huffing abo emu fucker language can you repeat the question again in English?

I hope for their sake the kids aren't real.

i have said, i have foretold, the KIKE invasion of the farms is happening, i blame the israel vs palestine thread

protect your foreskins with your life

For a bunch of tiny shitheads that catch flame at the touch of steel they manage to steal an awful lot of my 10mm sockets.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

were you OP want q&a die

i was q&a

OP caller ID blink (in phone is "faggot")

'rekwoost q&a pls is kill'

'no'

 

[Spud]

Bro I'm not gonna ass dox myself just take my word for it

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I'll never let my kids carry the burden of owning t-shirts. They'll be naked hunter-gatheres and only allowed to use neolithic tools.

 

[Tablet County]

I came here to see people bully Null for thinking that women can't stop their pee mid-stream, instead people argue with each other in a passive-aggressive manner.
Disappointing.

The fact that 28 year old grandmas aren't euthanized makes me sick

Bro could you cool it with the open exhibition of borderline traits, it's making me kind of want to have sex with you.

don't get me wrong I'm no advocate of rack smashing your co workers to boost productivity but moids wouldn't have evolved this if it didn't serve decent purpose enough of the time.

 

[KittyGremlin]

In the interest of complete accuracy and integrity, I will admit to telling a couple of people here to KYS. Indeed, I told @m1ddl3m4rch that he would be better off if he went bug chasing and died of AIDS on Friday.

 

[KittyGremlin]

I'm better than this community.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Give yourself aids. When fairies and gnomes rape you. You will have the last laugh.

 

[Positron]

"he would make comments about my dick looking like a punching bag...He kept fake boxing my cock."

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Sure, but there aren't that many of those. Most trans kids are adolescent girls trying to escape misogyny. You'd want to chop your tits off too if you associated them with getting sexually harassed by adult starting in like 6th grade.

 

[Tablet County]

What does he consult on? Fucking fat chicks?

He looks like he went through an early version of the Gears of War supersoldier program but instead of adding muscle they accidentally added a chromosome instead and now he has down syndrome

even if Hitler and Jesus came to take you back in time to visit Auschwitz II in operation, you would still be adamant that it was a transit camp

Can you believe the same men who got their asses eaten by choice are chosen by your god?

Suddenly he's got me thinking seriously about watermelon physics and that is something I never thought I'd do in a post-Gallagher era.

None of the Tumblerinas ever had the guts to build a guillotine. They would only cut themselves and make sad posts about it. Give the man some credit here.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I renamed my penis Langston because I saw that and it dried up like a raisin in the sun.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

@Android raptor if you were pregnant with a fetus-sized cockroach would you get an abortion?