random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meat Target]

I don’t know anyone who has a broccoli cut and doesn’t look punchable.

My nephew has that haircut and I've considered punching the broccoli off his head.

 

[Croaking Spider]

Do not give me a tophat, sirs, give me a whole suit and a tophat. Thank you. I am mad at real life.

 

[frozen_runner]

Nigger control, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of white girls to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

Only reason I went there was to find out what people stuck up their butt.

Man this place has fried me so much I thought the title was a vore reference, fucks sake.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

“Logging off” is not a choice when my personal life is put out there without consent or action done on my part

 

[Tablet County]

These niggas are fighting over who gets the least pussy.

I'm just saying this thread would have never been made if OP wasn't fat

Why would I trust the Mayo clinic, that shit is bound to be pro fat acceptance just by the name alone

I don't think fat shaming is very effective because we've been shaming fat people for decades and people just keep getting fatter.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Rule of thumb -- if it has anything whatsoever to do with Jesus, it's not a Jewish holiday.

 

[Chongqing]

"You don't understand. Its a puberty blocker. It just gathers up all the puberty into one big ball and blocks it."


Post in thread 'Children to no longer be prescribed puberty blockers, NHS England confirms' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/child...ers-nhs-england-confirms.186175/post-17937618



@coof coof

 

[Law]

Only way we will get confirmation is if we find out this guy is circumcised.

 

[BirdUp]

We’re looking for trans dykes, poly dykes, stud dykes, baby dykes, bi dykes, asexual dykes, femme dykes, elder dykes, enby dykes, fag dykes, stone butch dykes, trans masc dykes, ex-dykes, daddies, brats, switchy princesses, bunnies, riggers, soft bois, service subs, and dykes of all combinations, shapes, sizes and in-betweens

 

[Spud]

you've never been to a country where brown people are

 

[CharlesBarkley]

remember a thread on 8/v/ about some video game that devolved into this topic, and some dude just straight uo took a picture of his uncircumcised dick and went on a paragraph or two long rant about the Jews taking his foreskin. Some of the absolute gayest shit I've ever seen.

 

[Rotter]

 

[I'm Retarded?]

“We did it comrade. We… doxed a comedian who called us gay.” - Marx before he consumed a bucket of horse cum.

 

[The Connected Nose]

Shmorky died as he lived, shitting himself and mewing like a baby, probably after a pill overdose.

 

[skunt]

Not guilty by reason of Bitch Had It Coming, your honor

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Everyone should get absolutely swole just in case they ever get doxed by antifa dorks.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Scout Trooper

That's not autism, that's nigger disorder

@Archeopthryx

How much does peanut butter moisturizes penis skin?

@Morning Alarm

wtf it's real
Null moonlights as a raging alcohol drinkhackerman

 

[Rotollo 2]

"No Kiwi-Child it is YOU who is wrong"

i am not afraid of any women
one time i punched a girl in the face

Can't wait for tomboys to become the new cheese. Very cool, thread.

 

[Tablet County]

That picture of Jesus trying to stop the heroin addict from shooting up but instead it's Jesus trying to help Bryan unplug that pesky internet.

Things are bigger than you.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Today, I read the Bible and right here in Exodus 22:22 it says:
"Ye shall not afflict any widow, or fatherless child"
Everyone on this website knows your father left you when you were 10, which wasn't that long ago since you're 11