random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meat Target]

I am pretty sure she's the devil. Like the actual devil. You know, Satan. Not Mr. Satan, the goofy guy from Dragon Ball, I mean actual Lucifer McSatan.

 

[Drip Torch]

I'm rations for my cat. It's okay because we are Psychically Linked

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

The ducks that hang around parks are basically domesticated from people feeding them. theres no challenge to it. Duck meat is too good for us to allow anyone to just snatch them from the park whenever they please. If youre not willing to wake up at 4 am, go set up decoys in waist deep, nearly freezing water, and almost accidentally drown yourself after tripping and filling up your waders with water. Then you dont deserve to consume duck meat. They can kill the geese all they want though. Fuck geese. All my homies hate geese. Geese are the only animal I hunt because I hate them.

I think they have to be eaten, I want every last federal agent and unnolected official slow cooked and devoured. I want their grave sites to be the countries sewage systems and digestive systems. I want their legacy to be a barbeque smear on a napkin a happy child used to wipe his lips while eating Agent Wilson's ribs. it is not enough that they lose, they must be delicious afterwards.

THEIR EATING THE DOGS
EATING THE CATS!
WE'LL BE VENEZUELA!

jesus, why, the "cackle" god why

I'm a leader on Fertility

holy shit what a line

I currently have a migraine so imagine how I feel

NUCLEAR IS AN OPTION AND THEY HATE IT

'ate innocent people sufferin', 'ate illegals causin' unnecessary deaths, 'ate war 'awks. simple as, mate. simple as.

I'm rations for my cat. It's okay because we are Psychically Linked

Don’t underestimate fat white ladies.

I don't know. I don't hate you guys. I probably shouldn't have written on this thread because I can't contribute anything of substance. Sorry.

They don't care, brvh. They haven't needed fuel for the machine since 2008. They've had the bunkerholes in New Zealand since 2010. They don't have to cover up shit, they just have to let us die in misery as they hide in their Bunkerholes. You're not dealing with rational people, you're dealing with The Jews.

Terrible internet slap fight etiquette. Say yes, call him a nigger, then make some joke about 9/11 because it's the lowest hanging fruit being tommorow and all.

This is the curse of living in a Midwest town founded by Swedes.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Oh, alright, no cum.

 

[Flamin Park]

I don’t claim to understand the mind of a rapist, but why would a rapist care if his victim doesn’t like being choked? They probably don’t like being raped either.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Don't bitch when niggers start eating Null

 

[BirdUp]

Sweet, time to relax in mein kampfy chair and listen to some tunes

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

Keep whining about the decline of white “people” while Tyrone takes your wife’s ass

 

[Tablet County]

It looked like oiling up and slapping a raw chicken.

Government Issued gfs, Universal Basic Bitches, can't come soon enough.

RACEBAITER DETECTED
*Loading rape*

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I just shaved my balls and I'm by the window, letting the cool air soothe my nuts.
Would you like to know more?

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

TIL: a pitbull inspired the Gettysburg Address.

 

[Frostnipped Todger]

Kill yourself, ask Jesus to send you back, then kill yourself again.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

you get a little stiffy when fighting then you are a sick little freak.

 

[Wodanaz]

The lolcow shit is fucking gay and easily the worst part of this website.

 

[Fungible penis]

Name the well known American porn actresses banging black dudes in the '80s or even '90s. I'll wait. (So I can look it up!)

 

[supremeautismo]

You ever wonder if maybe the emperor in the fable really did have clothes after all but everybody was really stupid?

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

Foe the record, I don't consent to Balldo touching me.

 

[Hitman One]

that sound interesting... did you take your meds?

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

Do you hate women (more than they warrant)?

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Obesity WILL get the job done.

The tube of eyeliner entered his sideways tojo ass three years ago, whereupon it proceeded to embark upon on a series of adventures.

Anatidae propaganda, the waterfowl menace must be stopped.

I definitely would sign up for an extremist group called Terrorgasm