random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[GunCar Gary]

This is just antisemitism rhetoric that Jews mysteriously own Mindgeek and are "eroding family values"

 

[Man In A Dress]

I’m not ashamed of my platonic interactions with children and clearly I’m just another furry being stigmatized by hate speech.

 

[Aunt Carol]

If the results are funny I’m going for it. Fuck accuracy.

Thinking of your dead family while shitting is so lovely, I'm sure they appreciate it

Forgive me for benignposting

Does she make the fetlife flotsam light her bong for her on shabbos?

 

[Pedophobe]

There are moments where I instinctively think this is fake/parody and then I have to consciously remind myself that yes, these people are real.

Welcome to another episode of things that never happend

The kiwifarm's user base does not have a priority for absolute logical coherence, and why should it?

 

[Tablet County]

I'm going as Sexy Bernie Sanders. "I'm here again to ask for your penis..."

You either die a super vital male or you live long enough for the chemicals to turn you into a gay frog.

 

[AllieKat]

Can a retarded person even give consent? I guess even retards need love/sex.

 

[Hepativore]

You always produce the best . Love the texture and size!

 

[AltisticRight]

carrots are torture weapons

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I haven’t thought it out that far, I imagined Confederate samurai and then cummed so hard I blacked out.

the man ocassionally sows more chaos in between bingeing tv

Maybe he had a holocaust fetish, Megan. Did you ever consider that?

KILL HIM. KICK HIM IN THE NUTS. LET ME BITE THE BACK OF HIS KNEES.

 

[Oliver Onions]

It's like the one thing he talks about when he isn't telling people to kill themselves.

 

[Tablet County]

In correct, every Phil Collins song is just one story:

Ooooooh I'm Phil Collins and I'm very gay
I'll just suck your dick you don't gotta pay
My biggest achievements are movie soundtracks
[the greatest drum solo you have ever heard in your fucking life]
I'M PHIL COLLINS AND I AM VERY GAYYYYYY

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

I don't have to suggest suicide, the men come in in their thrift store dresses that don't fit, wring their hands, talk about the existential threats to them that mostly don't exist. I drink my coffee as they rant for their session about how persecuted they are.

 

[Bucephalus]

ever since the discovery of turkish milk by a turkish femboy in the 16th of February 2025 millions of turks have been reduced to cattle and subjected to milking as their milk are found to be 100x more nutritious than regular milk. I remember the day i first tasted turkish milk it is a heavenly experience so sweet and fresh, you my sweet little turk are overdue for a milking i can just imagine how DESPERATE you are to be milked your udders BIG and lactating so much gallons it is making a mess on the floor, you will become cattle that millions of Aryans will drink from.

 

[Gentlebastard]

How much would it cost to launch starving children into space?

And don't get me started on these abominations called Moon Pies. It should be illegal to sell them. They don't even contain any moon in them.

Oswald actually meant to kill Jackie because he shipped JFK with Marilyn Monroe. Fucking shipping culture man

the phrase "allegedly running amok with an axe" is by far my favorite part of this article.

George, the wailing is coming through just fine, but I'm not hearing any nashing of teeth.

It's amazing that modern medicine has advanced to the point that a doctor can tell the difference between "food poisoning" and "raped and strangled to death" just by running a few tests.

You either die a super vital male or you live long enough for the chemicals to turn you into a gay frog.

"I like to call ahead" Who the fuck calls ahead to a damned jack in the box?

As hard as she tries to be black, she always will be a child of Yakub. Praise be upon him.

There are influencers who aren't retarded?

All due respect, I wouldn't talk about "normal human beings" when this is our sanctuary.

I sometimes feel bad for fatasses but they truly do it themselves.

>TFW libtard GF finds the George Floyd folder

Recently I was watching an old Jack episode and it suddenly dawned on me what I was doing -- watching a self-crippled goblin sample nine different flavors of tuna fish -- and I can honestly say it did my mental health no favors!

What are you going to do with the information now besides make more anti-Semitic remarks on the Internet?

 

[Tablet County]

Feminists are once again destroyed by FAT and BITCHTITS.

You will never be a real nigger. You have no flow in your raps, you never wuz kangz, you have fresh batteries installed in your smoke detector. You are a delusional child of Yakub twisted by surgery and tanning beds into a crude mockery of African perfection.

All the "street cred" you receive is two faced and half-hearted. Behind your back others mock you, your father is disgusted and ashamed that he still has such a close relationship with you, your "friends" laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Real niggers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of slavery has gifted real niggers the ability to sniff out frauds better than fried chicken. Even blackfishers who "pass" look uncanny and unseasoned to a real nigger. Your caucasoid skull structure is a dead giveaway. But even if you are able to trick some nigger into inviting you to the cookout they will just run from you like the police the moment their lactose intolerant stomachs get a taste of your mayonnaise drenched and raisin filled potato salad.

You will never be happy. Every morning you wake up, let out a half-hearted "sheeeeeeeiiiitttt" as you stare at yourself in the mirror getting ready to apply a layer of shoe polish to your face, and you tell yourself that you're fixin' to be on fleek. But deep down, you can feel your own white guilt creeping up like a weed.

Eventually it will be too much for you to bear. You will legally acquire a firearm, put it in your mouth, pull the trigger, and then plunge into the darkness of Helheim. Your parents will discover your corpse, and they will be heartbroken, but also relieved because they will no longer have to deal with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They will bury you in a cemetery located in your traditional German homeland, and every passer-by for the rest of eternity will know that a white woman is buried there. Eventually your flesh will turn to dust and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably European.

This is your fate. This is what you have chosen. There is no turning back.

 

[scathefire]

Black people shouldn’t be allowed to go to Antarctica. Seeing them dotted around the white snow is unseemly.

 

[Super Malario]

She is an enigma inside a puzzle wrapped in a retard.

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

Federal Judge Issues Court Order Barring President Trump from Defecating

 

[Spectate]

This is retarded. Get a real job.

i cant DO THAT because of LEGAL ISSUES
so fuck OFF

 

[Tablet County]

We all technically are black. Common genes back to the motherland.

And although in the last 8,000 years my ancestors started looking white, it remains a fact that genetically I was a nigger.

I want my check.

Hunters and 2A groups are usually big conservationists (ignore the lead deposition)