random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dr. Butt]

no

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Holy shit Moses parted his fucking hair

 

[The Lаughing Man]

No, this is not a free speech website.

 

[Gog & Magog]

"Since being confronted by an investigator I have matured and no longer masturbate or view pornographic material outside of my own house."

 

[Gog & Magog]

Wait; ramen... raw-men....
I'm feeling sick bros. How could the nips do this to us.

 

[Faggitory]

Clint Eastwood says 'cunny' at least one time in Unforgiven.

 

[Tablet County]

Big love you always know I down to represent the sixth house I was just out here trying to spit some facts to these little N'wahs though I guess they have to learn the hard way.

I WAS THERE MAN
I WAS THERE WHEN CHAT FORCED HIM TO GET THE NETHER SAUCE

There's some rat bastards on Kiwifarms that simply refuse to forget about the cookies. The botched cookies are screaming out to her like the telltale heart, and she simply CANNOT keep her silence on the matter.

 

[Homocull]

Imagine calling yourself a Christian with the username "@Big Fat Niggers" and a profile picture of a black man defacating on a toilet

Every time a toilet clogs all I can do is shake my head and think about is how badly women have damaged the world.

 

[Pedophobe]

Great, now I’m racist as well as transphobic. Damn you, Kiwi Farms!

 

[Beardless Lenin]

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"Jackass tried to run me down with his car. Stood my ground with my blade readied. I don't cower, even against overwhelming prejudice. Given he yelled "faggot" (I'm hetero) tells me all i need to know about him. Trump supporters are cowards. (Bad photo of his car)"

 

[Oliver Onions]

Can't decide the best way to format this but I'll try.

AaronCostanza 11:16 PM
so what if im fat? big is beautifal

ThePeople.exe 11:16 PM
big and un rapeable

AaronCostanza 11:16 PM
omg
staff

 

[Premium Gonzo]

"When the water identifies as boiling, it is boiling."

 

[monstrous bubo]

I got threadbanned for a few days for posting a crude line drawing of a horse over a particularly sad male specimen.

 

[Banditotron]

I don't give a fuck about your gay little anime watermelon sucking on pacifiers.

its honestly crazy how you've made a hobby out of "owning" people on this dogshit website. 2k+ messages god you need to fucking kill yourself

The Anus sphere truly fucks anyone who gets within its orbit ain't it?

 

[biggacracka]

Andy needs to be the bride at every wedding, the corpse at every funeral, the shit in every diaper

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I'll see if I can get a refund in that case, I live in my partners basement and they recently started charging me rent, I could barely afford the tickets to begin with

From a Discord message, but funny

 

[The Lаughing Man]

Do you do anything other than shill threads no one cares about and bitch?

 

[Botchy Galoop]

as you know all men have a little nigger in their mind driving them to stupidity and misadventure, this little nigger is the source of male criminality almost in toto.

 

[Gentlebastard]

The accent and seasoning obsession makes me wonder if he was possessed by the ghost of a field slave.

HE KEPT THE FUCKING FEDORA AND JUST ADDED PIGTAILS
Give this guy the Nobel prize in AGP.

When I was in geography class in high school I was really enamored with China, the pictures of the architecture and stuff in the textbook were really beautiful. I was prepared to learn more about their culture and become a Chinaboo until I heard Mandarin being spoken for the first time, and then I found it all much less appealing.

How in the hell am I going to explain to my girlfriend what I am watching?

Tell her it's interracial amputee porn. Less embarrassing than the truth.

That picture of him with the mustard drizzles is haunting me.

You wanna know how I got these jowls?

Is that a shit mark of a shoeprint on the doorframe?

This is a level of autism I never thought possible. 330 pounds. He weighs more than a GBU-39 SDB 250 pound bomb, the smallest air dropped bomb in US inventory. Absolute fucking chonker.

 

[CEO of Gay]

I thought the headphones were weird nipples at first