random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Jhonson the Two]

People should be less afraid of being dumb.

 

[Tablet County]

Good evening, Mr. @gay porn is the best porn

 

[Skitarii]

Finally we'll know which politicians have been to MLK's private island.

 

[JustSomeDong]

God is real and this thread is our punishment

 

[The Lаughing Man]

good goy

 

[Spectate]

I made all of you the raped tonight. Why shouldn't I be proud?

 

[Potato Burrito]

I however have several sperm kinks that most trans man can't fulfil, and the trans women who can that are comfortable enough to perform it, are unfortunately women that I am not interested in because I'm gay.

 

[Mound Dweller]

Guess I am a "retarded hole" for thinking the website ooperator was sincere in his sympathy for women. Behold the 180 heel turn as trannies are defeated, TERF allies are no longer needed and the incel/anime gamer crowd is suddenly the one thought more favorably to align with in preparation for Goober Gate 2. Enjoy losing this one too cause moids are retarded and have learned nothing.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I may be raped financially, but you sir are raped mentally. Your brain is raped. You are not merely raped. You are The Raped

 

[Dr. Butt]

That, to me, puts a giant hole in the pineapple flashlight narrative.

 

[indomitable snowman]

I bid on abandoned storage units and flip whatevers in them for a profit. I found one with a weird altar inside it and all of the Mexicans who compete with me didn't want it because of the bad vibes so I was the only bidder. The altar had this hard drive, a yellow mouse necklace thing, and a few .999 silver rounds with an exceptionally ugly woman on them. Best I could get was -20% spot at my LCS for the coins and my catholic gf wouldn't let me bring the necklace inside our house so I tossed it.

Positive masculinity is having no icky dick & balls.

 

[Black Yoshi]

Everyone who thinks that censorship should be enacted by unaccountable financial institutions should be shot and killed.

 

[Dr. Butt]

And meanwhile you're just some incel sitting on a Vietnamese tire-burning forum, bitter that a WOMAN is daring to have fun with her wedding.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

I really hope this thread is less retarded tomorrow.

 

[Drip Torch]

I am not a right-wing retard, it's offensive to be classed as one of those golems, I am true-right-wing.

 

[Tablet County]

If the solution isn't nigger then mathematics are gay.

 

[Spectate]

This is a thread about ME. I make THE RULES. YOU will answer MY questions first, buddy! I could wreck you irl in 3 minutes.

 

[HalTurner]

My teenage son seems to have a bigger dick than I have, I thought it was just down to genetics from his mother's side and I am happy for him, and frankly I'd rather not think too much about my sons genitals, it's weird

 

[Dr. Butt]

So what's the etiquette here, are you supposed to tip the entire firing squad?

 

[Tablet County]

Hey @Claudio Hernández Castañeda do you prefer your Renamon with or without balls because I see you favorited both.