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[Sexy Senior Citizen]

force that twink that doxed deltaforce to testify

Not sure what he expected.

Damn are the Hawks retarded or is Gae Dung just that ass.

Buy an ad

Recording the graphic buttsex podcast in the tire shop is so goddamn funny holy shit.

If I believed in schizophrenia, id say you have it.

Indie VTuber roulette time, guess without watching - Autistic tranny, or autistic woman?

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

Oh you wanted actual explanations to 40+ hours of closed door mysteries? Fuck you. Here’s retard goats, that’s you, that’s what you’re like.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Took so long because it was literally crashing my device, there was so much gay porn playing at once.

 

[Spectate]

Sorry to Josh sorry to women I’m sorry sorry sorry sorry fucking wearing. Sorry my mom. Sorry to fucking website fucking get it now.

 

[A Happy Cheerful]

"Legend of the Galactic Heroes [...] It's Kiwifarms in space"

Post in thread 'What's the best anime we could get Null to theoretically enjoy?'

Feb 27, 2024

Legend of the Galactic Heroes

The autism of ALL the characters will entrance Null with comfy-cozy familiarity so much he won't mind it being 130 episodes of nothing happening. It's Kiwifarms in space

• draggs

Reactions: x 3 x 1

 

[Big Nasty]

It's like Garfield, except by a total failure who has made no money from it and instead of the joke being "cat eats lasagna" it's "child gets molested."

 

[Sawamura Simp]

IF ONE MORE OF MY EFFORTPOSTS GETS BOTTOM OF THE PAGE IM GOING TO START VOTING DEMOCRAT

I'd like to see that faggot Biden or Obama try and sink that. Also I want them hanged for treason. But yeah man golf is such a great game.

Nigger, sharks are not friendly. Are you an upper-class White woman?

It's just an example of you being neurodivergent enough to waste your time on detritus.

Good Jedi Visa Students these Indians make they do not, Tricked again we were.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Heartwarming to see how we make fun of niggers across the world with this candy

Give a nigger a fish and you feed him for a day.

Teach a nigger to fish and he'll starve to death.

Minneapolis doesn't actually exist. Its all a psyop by the deep state American media to fool you specifically, and you fell for it.

We don’t ban you, we just laugh at you and call you a faggot

Who the fuck plays chess without knowing the windmill of friendship and Buddhists? That horse gonna make them swastikas.

No child, there were kamikazes at Pearl Harbor. There were samurais too. And yes child, some of them were Black. You just ignore their history because you are a racist and a Nazi. I am an expert in Japanese culture. I studied at all the finest Chinese buffets in southern Wisconsin. I know what I'm talking about, you do not. This is how you've chosen to end your life, stalker. Enjoy prison.

I had wished the thread would find something good to make fun of Redditors for instead of politics, but I cannot believe how hard I monkey's paw'd myself with pretzel-dick guy.

Again none of this makes sense and you won't believe it until you see it happen.

Obviously it is hilarious watching it, but I am finding it increasingly disturbing.

A political alliance based on having the same enemies.
But as often happens, the enemy of your enemy isn't always your friend.
Sometimes the enemy of your enemy is simply everybody's enemy.

 

[Croaking Spider]

I ate a three month ban for trying to help you assholes save money on tires

 

[RomanianSchizo]

I just took a huge fucking shit and need to go to the hospital because of it now.

 

[Cnut]

He wants the penis back, no questions asked.

 

[FrogMinutes]

Seems like any time there is diarrhea involved, the crime scene investigation could be at risk.

 

[Aunt Carol]

As long as we still remember and believe, the tranch will continue to live on and kill alpacas with starvation and neglect in our hearts.

Don't insert moldy anything into the body! Except for blue cheese, I guess.

Ever since she fucked those dogs she's slowly lost her ability to write English coherently.

Even in his utopia he's middle management at best.

If anyone needs me I'll be annexing the Sudetenland.

 

[Frostnipped Todger]

Shoved an entire dyke in my butthole

 

[RomanianSchizo]

I'm adding you to the list of kiwifarmers most likely to end up featured in a bodycam post.

I hope Donald Trump orders Seal Team 6 to abduct and rape her children on a Blackhawk while in transit to Mar-a-Lago for further molestation.

Actually, that is a good thought. If you get shot in the face and die, but you shit yourself, does that affect the investigation of your death?

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

But a beanie isn't the official hair cut of and endorsed by the Neo-Nazi Party of America.

I want to rape kids, but I swear I won't actually do it! Please don't make fun of me and let me watch child porn in peace

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

"Man, this hard drug addiction is much more worthwhile than being healthy and in shape"

 

[Pedophobe]

Wow, there's so many subgenres of bearded insane women

I'm almost honored to share a website with the biggest retards in the world.

The situation is no longer #kawaii

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

The sheer fucking irony of rightoid Millennials and Zoomers bitching about Victim Culture and Entitlement, while acting like Bob down the street is the reason they're a fatass chronic masturbator whose only accomplishments in life are visible on their Steam profile.

If we get an insurrection act, I’ll be the happiest dude on earth. I’ll legit report straight to the feds for service just so I can possibly buck break Tim Walz.

Be all like “YOUR UNDER ARREST!!! RAISE YOUR ARMS AND LOWER YOUR PANTS!! Get my white plantation hat!” and my squad being like “Uh, Charles? I’m the leader. Ok, let’s get some hand cuffs and - CHARLES no! What are you doing!!?” And I enact justice that finally America deserves.

 

[Overly Serious]

Perhaps, if you'd spent less time convincing yourself that everyone to the right of Marx was a evil nazi chud, you wouldn't have to rationalize how normal people liking normal things is somehow fascism.