random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[NoReturn]

No I'm telling him to stop with the schizo word salad you retarded Eurocuck.

 

[Gentlebastard]

endlessly entertaining midwit rage machine

Is there space for this in the thread title?

TIE YOUR COCK IN A KNOT FOR ME, WHORE

His impotent fury does not match is flabby strength. I think being punched by him would be like getting hit by a bag of marshmallows.

How does someone look so impossibly Jewish? If you put this in a movie the ADL would picket the theaters. This is like the Hebrew version of blackface.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

The pinnacle of the yogurt-based lifeform.

It's called "Cheese product" because it's a fuckton of different excess cheese "scraps" turned into a singular slice of technically-cheese. It's as cheesy as any actual kind of cheese, it's just a product of multiple so it's called a cheese product.
America actually has an obscene amount of cheese, actual cheese, not even just "cheese product." I'm talking carvenous subterranean vaults full of gouda, swiss, munster, etc. We make and import so much that we have an over 1.4 billion lb/630 million kg stockpile. The "product" is a loss leader because we have so much every American man, woman, and child can have like a pound of cheese each, daily, for free, and still not put an unrecoverable dent in the stockpile for 2-3 years.

Very relevant tax because the image and the word "Cheese caves" makes me holler:

Every single pallet in this image only has cheese in it. And this is only a tiny section of the Missouri one.

Why the fuck can't I qoute profile posts? Both from the profile of the now banned @IDanceonTrannyGraves

Anyways neck yourself regardless of your political affiliation.

Across the river for attention, down the stream for results.

 

[Metamorpho]

Comics are for retards.

 

[Harvey Danger]

It's possible, but you have to gatekeep like a motherfucker. Easy for Null, in his doghouse castle on a mountain of cheese, because cultists don't want to associate with him.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

modest, demure, in my lane, pest summer

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Liberal soycucks will spend thousands on green energy renovations and keep their houses in the 50's to 'save the environment'. I send thousands to Pakistan to fund pro-war sentiments in hopes of nuking India off the map for the same reasons. We are not the same.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The guy is like a goddamned retard, but without the class.

All that said, I do agree with @Zemblan Physics that she's so ugly it really is hard to tell with certainty.

Optimus prime nipple piercings y'all!

Optimus obeyed his commander and his chest opened, revealing a pair of energon wells, the nozzles had beautiful rings piercing them. Ultra Magnus’ intake watered, he couldn’t wait for Optimus’ approval, he dived in.

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

Not everyone has a HYPER COCK just hanging there, god

 

[Escalating Violence]

@Lobster Cult High Priest what's with the "Late" reaction? You fucking passive-aggressive pussy I'm not late!!!! I asked you a fucking question, why don't you directly answer the question I asked? How the fuck am I late, late for what? I asked a fucking question, either answer it or shut the fuck up and stay out of my notifications!

And that goes for everybody who's goofing off in this thread, I ASKED YOU A FUCKING QUESTION!! ANSWER ME YOU SELF-IMPORTANT NITWITS!! I SAID WHAT THE FUCK IS A KINO CASINO? Jesus Fucking Christ, how hard is it to answer a simple question!

 

[Hitman One]

I was expecting CBT, maybe funnel in the mouth so multiple men could piss in it, some burning.

 

[BigMan13]

I don't need people insisting that I'm lying about my penis size everywhere either.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Yes, the sacred thread of the Hindu religion has "poo" in its name. Take that as you will.

 

[PetiteFeet]

^seething cumskin

 

[Hamstirer]

“He’s making fun of me without my permission” is quite the quote lmao

 

[Tread Miller]

You can't inherit rape.

 

[Drip Torch]

Fuck this. Pink triangle time.

 

[SCV]

These super wealthy men don't seem to understand that even if they paid superior people to raise their kids, their kids still got half their genes from an illiterate whore.

 

[peachlover669]

seriously; jews are seething at how she's not using that thing to sniff the wallets right out of people's pockets.

 

[General Patton]

General Patton, DM if you want to fuck.