random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

nice Batman poster you fucking faggot

Drink more you fucking faggot. Drinking is cool and you are gay bet you can't even polish off a handle of Jack with your Fireball airplane sampler drinking pussy ass. What are you a cheerleader pregaming for prom? Get in there and show me you're a real man and not some bitch made cuck with a Halloween Snickers dick.

 

[Autistic Joe]

This game didn’t just raise my IQ. It raised my CREDIT SCORE

 

[Darth Insanius]

steven universe and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

im just gonna guess and say its not a troon because a troon would have killed themselves and missed way more. this was someone who actually knew how to shoot. if it ends up being a random guy from afganistan who used to be a terrorist but gave up and tried going to school in america i would not be surprised.

You're exploring Hyrule and getting rewarded with Zelda's big jiggling ass

I mean, in hindsight, it’s kinda fucked up amd I am questioning the ages of the reindeer now.

its pretty obvious you side with the guy who landed on the moon

The frog was ten years ago, we've moved on, we just say nigger now

Ok, so I ‘may’ get some kinda rash on my taint or something? Or on my b

I feel the real question is: which chess piece is someone putting in their dick?

For those that don't know, putting a chess piece in your penis is called a skewer, anus; defending the back rank and vagina; a prophylactic move.

Of all the A&N articles I'm not going to read, I'm not going to read this one the most.

Alone, we are a small, and brittle stick, but together we form a mighty faggot.

Will there be penis house negros?

Do the penis niggers just dissapear all together in this scenario?

I think you're glossing over the detail that these people are jacking off to Crash Bandicoot of all things.

If it's such bollocks why do people pay so much money for top quality horse spunk?

Legs are levers, labias are not.

Seriously, I'm not sure where in the Constitution they discovered the inalienable right of children to fap to futanari centaur porn.

Kiwifarms is not Grindr or Tinder, but people sure do try to make it a reality. Please don’t do love quests on Kiwifarms

Damn, I was hoping for some ancient goatse pics. This is underwhelming.

Whoever made that is likely a foot nigger because I've never once associated my dick with my feet

Nigga if they put naked women in the sky you'll see a lot more guys go stargazing

No matter how much money I make and how I identify, I will never experience titjob - do you realise the horror of this?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I'm only a nigger to the extent that we all are. (Well, to be fair, I'm reeeeally niggerish, too, in character, i.e., I DON'T GIVE ANY FUCKS, I give negative fucks, I have nothing to hide and nothing to lose, I will violently chimp out on you in an instant, etc.)

the guy is holding up the fireball mini shooter economy

Lidl would be disappointed.