random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

nice Batman poster you fucking faggot

Drink more you fucking faggot. Drinking is cool and you are gay bet you can't even polish off a handle of Jack with your Fireball airplane sampler drinking pussy ass. What are you a cheerleader pregaming for prom? Get in there and show me you're a real man and not some bitch made cuck with a Halloween Snickers dick.

 

[Autistic Joe]

This game didn’t just raise my IQ. It raised my CREDIT SCORE

 

[Darth Insanius]

steven universe and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

im just gonna guess and say its not a troon because a troon would have killed themselves and missed way more. this was someone who actually knew how to shoot. if it ends up being a random guy from afganistan who used to be a terrorist but gave up and tried going to school in america i would not be surprised.

You're exploring Hyrule and getting rewarded with Zelda's big jiggling ass

I mean, in hindsight, it’s kinda fucked up amd I am questioning the ages of the reindeer now.

its pretty obvious you side with the guy who landed on the moon

The frog was ten years ago, we've moved on, we just say nigger now

Ok, so I ‘may’ get some kinda rash on my taint or something? Or on my b

I feel the real question is: which chess piece is someone putting in their dick?

For those that don't know, putting a chess piece in your penis is called a skewer, anus; defending the back rank and vagina; a prophylactic move.

Of all the A&N articles I'm not going to read, I'm not going to read this one the most.

Alone, we are a small, and brittle stick, but together we form a mighty faggot.

Will there be penis house negros?

Do the penis niggers just dissapear all together in this scenario?

I think you're glossing over the detail that these people are jacking off to Crash Bandicoot of all things.

If it's such bollocks why do people pay so much money for top quality horse spunk?

Legs are levers, labias are not.

Seriously, I'm not sure where in the Constitution they discovered the inalienable right of children to fap to futanari centaur porn.

Kiwifarms is not Grindr or Tinder, but people sure do try to make it a reality. Please don’t do love quests on Kiwifarms

Damn, I was hoping for some ancient goatse pics. This is underwhelming.

Whoever made that is likely a foot nigger because I've never once associated my dick with my feet

Nigga if they put naked women in the sky you'll see a lot more guys go stargazing

No matter how much money I make and how I identify, I will never experience titjob - do you realise the horror of this?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I'm only a nigger to the extent that we all are. (Well, to be fair, I'm reeeeally niggerish, too, in character, i.e., I DON'T GIVE ANY FUCKS, I give negative fucks, I have nothing to hide and nothing to lose, I will violently chimp out on you in an instant, etc.)

the guy is holding up the fireball mini shooter economy

Lidl would be disappointed.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

BURN IN HELL, YOU OBNOXIOUS, POMPOUS, AND WRRRRRRONNNNNNNNG PIECE OF SHIT. YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY IS GOING TO ETERNALLY REGRET THAT YOU EVER EXISTED.

>the racist edgelord turns out to be a massive faggot

Really, you shouldn't be surprised at this point.

I might or might not have engaged in sexual intercourse of the non-consentual variety.

My connected family eats your connected family for breakfast and shits it out, you doomed fucking faggot. You have no idea who I am yet. YOU'RE GONNA FIND OUT, EVIL SHITSTAIN. Ignoring you...NOWWWW. Seeing you later, though. On the absolute worst fucking day of your pathetic fucking life.

You're going to discover that you tried to troll the last fucking person in the entire fucking world that you'd ever want to troll. Ignored. Bye. See ya later

You are a fucking degenerate who will not achieve anything good in life! Nigga!

For some strange reason, you and some other trolls here feel compelled to attempt to discredit me despite the absurdly-obvious accuracy of my faceclocking. Do you shitheads actually not realize that other people have eyeballs that can't be lied to? The onnnnnnnnnly thing you dumb cunts are accomplishing, is OUTING YOURSELVES AS EVIL SICKO PERVERT TRAITOR LOSERS WHO ARE MOST CERTAINLY ON THE LAST LIST ANYONE WOULD EVERRRRRR WANT THEIR NAME ON. Literally, that's the ONLY signal you're sending, NOT the signal you wanted to send.

If your big evil club could've significantly harmed me, I already would've been imprisoned and/or dead decades ago. I am basically invincible. Wanna fucking see, motherfucker? You're cordially invited to come experience it yourself in person.

Is this the guy that had his nipples sticking out?

May his nipples forever be protruding disrespectfully in Hell.

No way he switched from faggot grift to racism grift LMAO

i was the horse in the mr hands video

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

You know, I understand how many people sperg out in rough similar ways. You might've encountered 1,000 of them. Maybe 10,000 of them. You've seen it all before, you've heard it all before, etc. But there was bound to be an exception, an anomaly. Someone who actually has excellent reason to boast like a megalomaniac. Someone who'll actually have the IRL power to follow through on warnings and threats. You simply don't think I am that anomaly.

Yet.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I think I hate people that enjoy this show.

I will never make a penny from anything funny I write on either X or here and some brownoid gets 200k a year from writing "orange man bad" over and over again.

YOUUUUUUUUUUUU ARE THE FACEBLIND ONE. If you were stuuuuuuuupidly insinuating that I was. Exact fucking opposite. I'm the Faceclocking GOAT, and no amount of pathetic impotent gaslighting from trolls is going to change that.

YOU ARE EITHER FACEBLIND OR A MALICIOUS TROLL. Which one is it?

Take your meds, kid.

I don't know, man. 2026 schizo posting has gotten too esoteric for me.

Yes, person whose screenname probably begins with "Dys-" for a very understandable nihilistic reason, and...hold up, doesn't "Dysnomia" mean a "Bad Order" or "Evil Law" or something, why the fuck would anyone ever associate themselves with such a concept, what the absolute fuck is fucking wrong with you fucking people: Yes, it really matters.

No, you worthless fucking loser, it's WAYYYYYYYYY beyond that. I did not start this thread so that shitheads like you can pipe up with your ignorant useless opinions. I posted PROOF, asshole. The fuck outta my sight.

BURN IN HELL, YOU OBNOXIOUS, POMPOUS, AND WRRRRRRONNNNNNNNG PIECE OF SHIT. YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY IS GOING TO ETERNALLY REGRET THAT YOU EVER EXISTED.

You don't even know esoteric phrenology. You don't know genetic dumptrucking. I bet you don't even know sourdough genealogy. Your schizophrenic rambling are so far beneath my word salad that you will never reach my level.

Imagine a train collision where one train has tankers of misunderstanding the ignore button and the other train is steam powered schitzo nigger babble.

And we can’t look away.

I am no longer going to substantively respond to evil gaslighting cunts like you. Just gonna put you on Ignore. You've just doomed yourself and your entire fucking family beyond your absolute worst nightmares, though, FYI.

@Null If that is you in the photo above, then you might VERY LITERALLY be the biological son or biological nephew, or maybe...well, no, that's it, it's gotta be one or the other, even a 1st cousin wouldn't look so similar...you're probably the biological son or nephew of my old friend from Southie, John Christopher Madden, who once lived on Story Street. Lemme find a pic to show you...

Indulge me one more actually two more questions:
1 How’s your ability to navigate if I might ask? Can you read maps and find your way through a city without a phone or stuff guiding you?
2; have you ever questioned your gender identity?

Wow this sucks, Christchurch for ants.
L shooting.

This man needs to be dropped in the forest in rural Scandinavia with a halberd and 6 kilos of coke, wearing body cams. Let's see how bored he is then.

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(The last one has an adopted orphan getting fucked to death on it.)

This was the milk promised to me by my ancestors 3,000 years ago. All-ham-delilah or whatever the mudslimes say.

Are you a pussy destroyer or an endive enjoyer

If I was transformed into a cyberghost then I'd definitely troll the fuck out of my original self, the asshole.

People are disgusting. My own father and mother are disgusting. You must be disgusting, too!

I decided to check to see if this person is a tranny, because Reddit has bestowed me with an incredible, some might say supernatural sense for tranny behavior. Or I'm just always right because everyone on Reddit is a tranny now. Either or!

Approximately 5 minutes after we got gay marriage we also got men in women's prisons and teenage girls getting their tits lopped off, so I dunno, maybe it was worth worrying about.

You must be one of those "adult woman fetish " sickos

>unspoken social rules

All you have to do is:
Respond with your own thoughts in conversations with your peers.
Say what amounts to "please", "thank you", "apologies", and end interactions with a generally pleasant note.
Don't bring up your fetishes unless it is very much related to the topic and the space allows it.
Respect the time of others if they have appointments.
Don't make excessive noise in public. That includes playing nigger bop out loud.
Attempt to not stand in places where you'd be blocking the way of people.
Don't display too much unwarranted confidence.

It's that simple, no?

my theory is that they just have one cat that can dance really well, then they dress it up as other cats and superimpose them into one video. because theres no way you could teach that many cats to dance but I could believe theres some sort of Air Bud situation where they just found one cat that was really good at dancing

Defences of bad media have basically devolved into "Well, it was utter dogshit, but the showrunner didn't break into my house and go to town on my dick with a chainsaw, so it could have been worse. 8/10"

I understand that the world is incredibly shitty right now and people need an escape but there is an endless backlog of fantastic movies, games, TV shows, anime, comics, manga whatever from the 80s, 90s, and early to mid 2000s

There is no need whatsoever to consoom degenerate Jewish humiliation rituals.

I laughed so hard it was almost enough to make me forget the Kiwi you're replying too looked up, and shoved a picture of a shark dick in my face.

I fucking hate stupid people and TikTok niggers so much. You have no idea.

Sometimes I like being old and gay so I don't have to even try and comprehend whatever the fuck this shit is.

How do you get "tricked" into having sex on camera, consensually, with a contract handling pay and such?

Explain that process to me. How do you go from "I'm comfortable right now, because I'm not having sex on camera at this moment" to "oh hey I'm naked, a penis is inside my vagina, and there's a camera zoomed in close capturing every moment of it. My gosh, now how on earth did that happen, you clever devils?"

I'm pretty sure making blacks read is grounds for a discrimination lawsuit. It's better to just give them all guns and airdrop them into the Sahara to create Wakanda irl

I don't know if you need more drugs, less drugs, or different drugs, but there's something seriously wrong with your brain.

no, stalker federal agent, you will not make me fed post. Enjoy boredom.

White and Asian teenagers can generally handle themselves fine. Under 14 not just roaming around I can understand, but no one wants to acknowledge that a lot of outdoor activities for kids and teenagers are getting de facto banned because places are not allowed to just say "Roving packs of FERAL NIGGERS will be summarily ejected."

Can you believe it? This fucking bong is trying to lecture an American on McDonalds!

"welp the world is a little too nice let's release the dickwolves."

Is racemixing (by women in your racial group) bad? Sure.

Is making a post on a webforum because you're angry that the chink you were jacking off to because with the right makeup she passes for being in her mid teens fucks nigs deranged? Uh, yes.

 

[Radola Gajda]

I live in Niggeria, I am a niggeron. Everyone's starving here, 'cause KFC is closed.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

my superpower is lactose intolerance

"I come in friendship, seeking relief from the turmoil of this corporeal life." Before my term on Earth is up, I hope to use that line in conversation.

I'm a sperg, not a butt pirate. Not all genetic dead ends are built equal.

It's considered "spiritual warfare" and is deadly serious.

 

[The Projects]

It breaks my heart when I get trash canned, I can't stand it. I can take respectful disagreement - disrespectful disagreement, for chrissake! - call me nigger, tell me my family should burn in hell, threaten to violate me with a baseball bat, anything but those wretched trash cans! Those tortuous medallions whose sole purpose is to mark my stupidity for all to see, to denote me as an inferior amongst the intellectual titans in this thread! O, heavens!

 

[Aunt Carol]

I bet this chick brushes her teeth and understands why cats meow, too.

 

[corvuscorax]

Did you also destroy your taste buds on the ralphamale ass?

 

[Gentlebastard]

Has anyone suggested to him that he could simply start fucking his wife instead of lusting after trannies?

Truly an L on multip-L levels! Hey, stop throwing tomatoes at me, that was funny and you know it.

As much as I love to add commentary, there's really nothing one can do to add on to an L like this; I mean, she got bullied by a homosexual on fucking Roblox into a hysterical breakdown that made her suicidal. She's already washed, chopped, cooked, or whatever other words TikTok kid's slang and a recipe involving vegetables might share.

Who wants to place bets on how long until he gets a severe infection?

I hate what my bookmark tags are becoming.

Oh no! How will I ever recover from the shame of *not* being a bastard child!

And even if the above two items, unlikely though they were, actually happened? Loose stool does not clog toilets, big hard logs do. There is absolutely nothing about this story that isn't in service to the jerk-off fantasy.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

18:05 - It is a strictly cyberstalking criminal website run by a man named Joshua Moon who should absolutely have been in prison 15 fucking years ago. They have a running kill count of people that they have driven to suicide and as far as we know it's right it's at four. There could be more than that.

18:47: - Several different attempts have been made to to get it taken down and to get Joshua Moon in the handcuffs that he so richly deserves.

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

I am not autistic, btw.

 

[Tablet County]

"So this album is about the spirit of the inventor of the car telling you to fuck cars, and getting divorced endlessly, and fucking cars."

 

[Loris Yeltsin]

“The internet made me a horrible, horrible person.”

 

[Lady Bizness]

timesharing fat whores

 

[Autistic Joe]

Like Bill Cosby but instead of pudding it’s murder.