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[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Okay mark me late but is this what rural USA land usually looks like there? This looks like a desert in the apocalypse. Why would anyone move there, let alone bring animals there.

Also, have you all noticed how they constantly use emojis in their tweets to create a "cute" facade. As I have stated before, anyone who uses emojis in a passive-aggressive manner deserves beheading.

I'm quite surprised that they didn't nuked themselves already given how they all seem to radiate with contradictions and autismo.

All these pictures tickled my legal autism. "This cannot be legal" I thought. Turns out I was right. They are going to have a bad time soon.

Nigger you WHAT? Oh hell fucking no you didn't bitch.
I know you didn't just say there are no rainforests in the continental US.

North American inland temperate rainforest - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Say some shit now, motherfucker.

In Clown World, troons are allowed to do fucking anything.

The US has a little bit of everything for everyone. It's probably why the Eurotrash despise us so. That and central air conditioning.

Also he burned all his Harry Potter books, is vegan, gave all his money to black troons & is doing srs for free in his basement.

wtf i love furfags now?

Ok fine, you convinced me. We purge the furries after the trannies.

This is true, but furries are also chronically unable to deal with the bad elements of their community. They notice they exist and then can't seem to kick them out. No matter how many meltdowns happen and no matter how many disavowals occur, pretty much all the same grifters and creeps are still there from all the old drama.

Am I just imagining it, or does it look like the funko pops are getting more and more cheaply made?

"Just stop complaining and devour Disney's cock with the rest of us,"

There is something comforting about coming home after a long weekend emergency call at work, kicking off my boots, taking a shower, having a beer or a nice tea and tucking myself into bed while I listen to the crickets and read about the new daily dumpster fire at the tenacious unicorn ranch. It's like getting junk mail every day

 

[KiwiFuzz]

he made the background of his twitch a pink color, he works hard!!!!

Anyway like I said, I don't go anymore since I've been banned but I'm actually dealing with it.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I feel this really can't be overstated.
Livestock births shouldn't be a surprise

LOL at these baffoons and their circular reasoning. "Evidence that armed attackers have come after us? Yes, we have evidence, just look at all the media in which we lumber about with weapons and ugly-cry about people staring at us in Costco and making fun of us online! No, no, YOU'RE moving the goalposts!"

 

[Say What Now?]

Yaniv, in the leaked texts with "Ariana"

 

[Aunt Carol]

Great thesis on perverted retard behavioural studies. Bravo

 

[Brussels Sprout]

she could roll those tiddies up like a mattress.

 

[Aunt Carol]

"oh wait this guy shoves sharpies up his asshole for a living, nm"

You can tell she's an herbivore because her nipples are facing two different directions.

 

[Hitman One]

Ok, sorry. I can't make your scarred-up axe wound feel good. I'm not Vicodin.

 

[Bobby Worst]

A 400lb obnoxious, loud as fuck homo who complains when he doesn't get extra sauce on his ten quadruple mega fatass burgers

 

[MediocreMilt]

I fed the ducks the peas. I think they were happy about it. The thing with ducks is that they don't say that to you of course.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

And that's how the sausage is made.

 

[PhoBingas]

That's already priced in. Hookers know that their market wouldn't be traditionally described as fuckable

 

[Ramborambo]

Rainbow Monkey Dildo Story Hour

 

[MediocreMilt]

a lot of headway has been made when it comes to respecting the vagina

 

[Zero Day Defense]

What is with this obsession with sniffing Vaginas? Its right below the piss hole and right above the asshole, it naturally smells like piss and shit.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Slip 'N Shit

Real woman, you will never be.

Sent old people to their deaths, you did.

i dont want your piss water. i want a real mans drink. i want wine

Star Wars is already one of the most gayest things in existence. The only way they can make these awful movies more gay is if they hired gay porn faggots to fuck you in the ass while you watch them

These two can eat the peanuts from my shit.

hahapeepeepoopoogayniggerdickbutt.

How is this thing not British?

Go back to that hellscape known as Reddit you fucking dumb niggerchink

What the french fried fuck

Guy had a good heart but an empty head.

*Glowing Intensifies*

Grown men who play with Legos have been upgraded from autists to terrorists. That's quite a dramatic jump.

"Lego the Legos or I'll shoot!"

>Before we get there
too late, they've been trying to normalize pedophilia for quite some time now. Childrens TV shows have been infected with pedo acceptance shit, not to mention Netflix keeps allowing pedo acceptance movies/shows on their platform as "Netflix originals"

"NEXT TIME ON LGBTPZ+, VEGETA STILL TRIES HIS DAMNDEST TO ESCAPE THE ASSFUCKING FROM PICOLLO WHILE GOKU ATTEMPTS TO SUCK OFF BOTH CELL AND FRIEZA! CAN BOTH GOKU AND VEGETA HANDLE THE SPERM OVERLOAD OR WIL THEY BE FOREVER DROWNED IN SEMEN?"

CatParty is trapped in my basement right now and I’m forcing him to post articles on my account in exchange for food.

We need to establish brojob clubs and pump those numbers (and loads) up!

She doo doo farted

"OWWWWW MY BALLS!" t. man bitten by snake

Does the pope clean his own toilet, or is there some dude, fluent in Latin, whose job it is to scrub the bowl free of holy shit?

He looks just like the type of person who would go to a Brooklyn sex party.

She looks like a cluedo piece in those first pics.

body off of bay watch, face off of crimewatch

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha all you pussywrecked faggots lol kill yourselves lmao

Well, I see she is into cosplay. Her representation as the Bride of Dracula is spot on.

Will she stop by in the Romanian wilderness too?

I like meat because it tastes good, unlike celery.

Didn't I just read an article just like this a few days back?

For fuck's sake, just shut your ugly pie hole and put the bag on your head, uggo.

amazing
leftists are the most vile, retarded people

I see you've never met a female officer.

Wtf is gay sex even like in Irish? Do they cum in Gaelic

"Ahh me gahd Seamus. yooehr deck feels so tight in me 'ahle. ahh me gahd i'm goin to coehm!!!"

Trump said he he went to Mars and had sex with Green trannies under the secret space program.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I want to know if there will be any photos. Denfur looks to be a ghost town after the troon menace caused everyone to pull out and ditch.

Was getting mad over a Big Lebowski reference part of your plan?

Except clearly it wasn't an inside job. Everyone knows that burning jet fuel can't remove tranny stink.

"Please do not use she/her. Please do not assume I'm female because I have breasts. I am begging you to take short men seriously, as a trans man"

We do not negotiate with troonerists.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It's like the Zen koan: Before enlightenment thirstpost, buy Transformers; after enlightenment thirstpost, buy Transformers.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Why do you think Lou Gags is the way he is today? Because he was born evil with a desire for 1,000 tablets?

 

[Thornforg]

But if I get facts about the USA wrong, please do let me know in the usual kind KF manner, by calling me a spastic Anglo retard and telling me to kill myself. Thanks