random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[KiwiFuzz]

Well now I’m rethinking getting my ears pierced.

 

[Meat Target]

In a sense, life is like one big retail job.

 

[Coelacanth]

And these two quotes are from the chat that ended up being pefectly timed together.

Underrail is an excellent game.

Even better than fascism

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Ben Shapiro didn't dress up as a club kid and take 10 cocks up the ass just to get his hands on this.

 

[thismanlies]

I. AM. NOT. AFRAID. OF. FEDS. ANGELS. FEAR. ME.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Clowns, militants, furries, deadbeat dads, zoophiles, communists, alpacas. He is the troon sun of a retarded solar system.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

How do we know Caesar was assassinated at all? Maybe he tripped over his sandals and broke his neck on the steps of the Temple of Jupiter Optimus Maximus and the assassination story was just made up to make his death look epic not retarded

 

[Meat Target]

Are you in the EU? You're a fag. Your country sucks. Kill yourself.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I just want to say fag one more time and get it out of my system for the day.

 

[WolfeTone]

I'm a black transgender queer demisexual non binary gay transracial otherkin lesbian and I'm going to kill myself because of the stress and fear those dang Twitter trolls are causing. They all must be transphobic scum. Shame, I say! SHAME!

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Alan Dershowitz changed my desktop picture twice today.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

my phone gained eight pounds when her photo loaded.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I would have send back a dead fish as a response.

I wanna see Brad Pitt give birth.

Another uppity buck in DIRE need of a breakin'! Jedediah, get my breakin board!

Sneakers are just nigga funko pops.

The N7 stands for "nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger".

Maybe even nigger to the 7th power.

This is a legitimate question, are you autistic?

Fuck if I know. I keep asking to be tested but my mom said she already tested me when I was young and I didn't.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Whilst all you inbred continentals had your deformed Habsburgs, Charles II had the best hair
in Christendom and fathered almost 30 children, none with his wife. Absolute fucking Chad.

 

[Meat Target]

This is going to embolden those fucking idiots to try something fucking retarded, I can feel the autism storm coming in my bad knee.

 

[verygayFrogs]

It's like, Karen, noboby gives a fuck if you're buying Depends. Holy shit.

you’re a rent a cop, not Robocop, calm your ass down autist

Every Snape fangirls' wet dream

WHERE ARE THE YOUNG KENTUCKY GIRLS IN THE PUSH UP BRAS? DAMN YOU, RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS!

Yeah, you think it will end with the fidget cube, but wait until you are jerking off to Thomas the Tank Engine.

I can't believe you compelled me to search up "thomas the tank engine r34".

That snake is going to have to lick its own asshole to get the taste of nigger out of its mouth.

"I may be a furry weeb, but I'm not a NEGROID furry weeb!"

How autistc could someone have to be to Troonify the Rat Lord of the Tards himself?

No they aren’t. Asians actually like Donkey Kong.

Another rapey Mexican.

The newest installment of Smash Bros. looks gay and autistic.

LOL funny way to spell "unemployed fag".

Behold, Perry the Platapus! My Blackface-inator! You see, when I was a but a young boy, I was always chastised by my peers for having characters who weren't diverse enough, it's always "homophobia" this and "racism" that, so I've decided to weaponize it for my own gain! With the Blackface-inator, I can turn any fictional character into one that is so diverse, it ends up being offensive!

Welcome to the internet, where Kirby is a black dude and black trannies constantly want your money.

I'm only "transphobic" when I see trannies around children.

If everyone's a deathfat, no one will be.

 

[Rotollo 2]

I am fucking satanist and proud of it.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war.

 

[Pee Cola]

tbh if society was collapsing around me I'd probably steal some random shit like mannequins or store fixtures just for the fuck of it, too

 

[Cow Poly]

A Jew calling a goy with pattern recognition an autist. I don't play with trains you fucking kike.