random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[NyQuilninja]

This is why I think all woman should be put down.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

(Note: I am not a medical professional, so this is just speculation, but on the other hand I am comfortable speculating because it's not like actual medical professionals seem to give a shit about what happens to trans people's health once they are on their titty skittles)

 

[Meat Target]

Loki's tits, that thing is more Adam's apple than man.

 

[Turbocuck]

Slight powerlevel. im going to preface this by saying i like the idea of fucking my mom.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I tried to explain to him several times that people who only want to be friends with you because you're cutting your dick off aren't really your friends.

 

[Local Fed]

This is the fattest thing anyone ever said.

Likeable women have female friends (and don't post ads on Twitter for women to fuck their fiance)

Your honor, my client pleads retarded.

 

[NyQuilninja]

How about you go fuck yourselves.

Ugh. I never want to picture my aunt getting wet at the sight of Hannibal.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Forgot I'd posted this to the youtube autism thread. Anyone here wanna see a "witch" put a curse on someone by lighting a pussy candle and shower it in herbs, spices, rusty nails and lemon juice from her kitchen?

Fuck, man, what's even the point?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

NULLSHIT

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Unvaxxed of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your sanity.

 

[Childe]

We gather in our small knot of evil to laugh and point at the bumbling, angry twat and then go about our days.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Harvey, Michael, Tony, and Donny Jr.... kiwifarms' main posters.

 

[3MMA]

Sonichu can't save you chris.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Do sex offenders look like sex offenders because they are sex offenders or because they sex offended?

 

[Meat Target]

in the end, all of America either becomes a Florida Man or dies trying

 

[NyQuilninja]

Super Covid-19 Ultimate Tournament Edition Hyperfighting Alpha.

Already got the virus, asshole. Seethe at my superior immune system.

You're going to sell your penis to a witch?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Quick history note: it was Warren Harding's administration that led to the Ohio Gang being formed and the Teapot Dome scandal, not Taft's. Jesus, what a retard.

 

[Meat Target]

is anyone available to give me a lobotomy. medical license not required

 

[Big Nasty]

the depraved pit that is the internet, neurological deficiencies, and incompetent authorities all coming together into a disgusting, cum smelling, stew

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

And that's exactly why you don't pick them up. Sometimes the curse isn't real. Sometimes the curse is hepatitis.

Because they're mentally ill and dumb enough to pull something. You've got these hulking he-beasts with broken brains that are flooded with the wrong hormones and an absolute desire for violence. If this goes wrong, a bullet is ultimately a bullet.

MEL: Manish Effeminate Losers?

just imagine if it was the norm for your average retail employee to have to spend 10 minutes pretending to be a fantasy character in a stage play each time a smelly fat nerd wants to buy a Star Wars figurine. What a nightmare.

They're the North Korea of both Communism and Self Sufficiency.