random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[NoReturn]

Attack of the Nazi twinks...

This was pretty based until the gayness.

>wonder why people find ladyboy nazi larpers more valuable and likable than you

 

[veri]

Inside sources tell me Sailor Moon posters have been approved for purposes of preserving heterosexuality, but the movement is still deeply divided over the issue of Mpreg Goku.

 

[DerKryptid]

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Your Clit Small Hahahaha Nigga Just Inject Tren Like Nigga Roid The Fuck Out Haha

I AM NOT A TROON

prove it

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

It's hard to keep up with that labyrinth of autism.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Apparently her sex face is "I farted and got my brother in trouble for it".

 

[Calooby]

so is pedophilia just a japanese past time?

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

replace trannies with grannies and the whole wide world would be cooler

 

[SCSI]

Hold on baby, Imma fuck you so good... as soon as I MacGuyver my dick (***loud tape peeling noises, blowtorch starts up***)

 

[LurkTrawl]

Hey look! There's a nigger in a Hawk outfit!

 

[MediocreMilt]

You know what, I hate blacks. I really do, they're the worst of the worst, I wish they'd all be done away with. But the Wayans are funny man

If I - an actual Nazi

 

[Cilleystring]

A post @ryu289 made on the pro-pedo website Prostasia

"Sadly, he thinks me jacking off to any material that involves children in any way is a sign of pedophilia" - Jacob "Totally Not A Pedo" Blaustein

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From this post/thread

Post in thread 'Jacob S. Blaustein / ryu238 / ryu289 / 87Blue' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jacob-s-blaustein-ryu238-ryu289-87blue.99675/post-10286599

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

JOKER WORLD HERE WE COME BAYBEE!
*autistically dances down a stairway*

 

[Meat Target]

It’s not the age numbers, it’s the IQ numbers that’s the problem.

 

[NoReturn]

We were talking about inserting our erect penises into the vaginas of women. That's not for you.

If we go full cyberpunk I will hunt you down and I will implant a heteronormalization module into your brain stem with a tamper-trigger to blow your head off if you ever so much as scratch the back of your neck.

We're Hans and Franz and we're going to pump... your pussy up!

 

[Mr Bunny]

Grab a condom for your heart, because your feelings are getting fucked from here on out.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Its a little known fact that high blood sugar is what gives people the ability to analyze the stars. When your body is overloaded with sugar it allows your mind to be overloaded with cosmic truths. Clearly nobody in this thread is round enough to understand the deep secrets of astrology.

Every time I see a woman dressed like this I have a juvenile urge to slap her tits. Not hard, just enough to see the jiggle. No clue why.

 

[A Grey Cat]

19 people coomed on a pizza apparently

 

[Mr Bunny]

theyre cute until you have them outside your house making their ridiculous mating call while youre trying to sleep. also they're mentally deficient chlamydia ridden lesbian cunts. fuck koalas. kill them all

 

[Meat Target]

Is that Floridian for pimp?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

We'll stop shaming him once he stops doing shameful things.