random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[thisighuf]

 

[MediocreMilt]

As someone who's done meth

even then I've known some fat methheads.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

George Floyd says Trans rights.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Trump v Biden: The difference between a piece of shit and a shitposter.

 

[MediocreMilt]

they say you're not any sort of heiress, but i suspect they're full of shit. the room you were in had expensive furnishings and you have the proper snooty accent of the london upper class.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/who-ar...-tom-keeps-talking-about.108331/post-10754397

 

[Akashic Retard]

However, I do consider it a national US security risk. If you are interested in this, PM me.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

A butter golem who wants to be in that metrosexual urban clique but his stunted middle-school brain also being a roadblock towards that path, even if his physical appearance changed overnight.

Does this upset you?

That would actually be sort of based.

I never lose weight because it implies losing and we never lose!

Wow you loliphobes really seem to hate loli's
sure you don't secretly want to fuck them?

On the plus side, her life story is safe from Hallmark and Disney.

It was her car payment or possibly her car insurance.

Ask and ye shall receive.

THEY ARE WATCHING US THEY ARE ALWAYS WATCHING WE SHALL UNITE GANGSTALKERS DIE GOD LAUGHS GANGSTALKERS DIE GOD LAUGHS

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

If this would be some parallel Marvel universe or some shit, Captain America would be beating up gays and telling niggers where they belong.

I guess it won't be a merry and gay Christmas for Mary Gay this year.

 

[Simple Moving Average]

@Akashic Retard
Broken reply function.

You probably think me a retard. I have reached out to relevant parties several times, to no avail. Allow me to clarify:

Dear US financial market regulator: I love your game. I really do. I'm great at it. I enjoy it very much and it feeds me and mine. Please let it continue forever.

Thank you for allowing me to play the game all the time. I love it.

However, we may have a problem. I (think I) see a security issue, a bug, an exploit, a vulnerability towards foreign adversaries that has already been abused at least once; see GME.

Plz nerf

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I knew this had to be Wonkette when I read that. Only they could shit out so turgid a sausage.

 

[Akashic Retard]

@Akashic Retard
Broken reply function.

You probably think me a retard. I have reached out to relevant parties several times, to no avail. Allow me to clarify:

Dear US financial market regulator: I love your game. I really do. I'm great at it. I enjoy it very much and it feeds me and mine. Please let it continue forever.

Thank you for allowing me to play the game all the time. I love it.

However, we may have a problem. I (think I) see a security issue, a bug, an exploit, a vulnerability towards foreign adversaries that has already been abused at least once; see GME.

Plz nerf

I don't think you're retarded, I think you're legitimately on the spectrum and long-winded. I just thought that quote out of context was funny.

 

[Crunchy Oats]

couldnt get cigarettes for awhile so took to going on the streets and smoking butts off the ground. sometimes i find vapes on the side of the road that arent fully dead so i take those.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I'm pretty sure this is the first time in my life I've ever written the phrase 'cocaine fueled German Shepherd gang rape'.

Welcome to Kiwifarms…

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"My abusive spouse accused my tits of ruining the family." -Danny Nissenfeld

 

[SCSI]

Women can fart?

I mean he thought cocaine and chocolate come from the same plant I think we can safely disregard most of the rest - he’s loud and wrong.

L M A O
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Faggot
Watch as I do a magic trick of guessing what you wrote without reading it and all your future posts.
Lmao stalker
Lmao *crinkles diaper*
Lmao smugly chuckles

Lmao I is smurt *random study*
Seriously the lolcow threads are for archival purposes, not a guide.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

don't be saying i've said things i never said, slut puppy.

 

[Meat Target]

Oh cool. Now when you watch hentai, you can taste exactly how fishy your thousand year old vampire waifu's pussy is.

This invention is Peak Japan. Impractical, un-asked for, and will probably end up being used for weird deviant shit.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Black supremacists are the real white nationalists

For fucks sake you assholes I just wanted to play video games and say nigger, why are you pushing it to this?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Vingle is girl???

Mod pls ban

I'm not, I have told several times that I'm a guy. That's what makes it so funny.

I've been told multiple times I'm a tranny. I find it funny.

 

[JJLiautaud]

I read that first line and thought "Lord, please let 'Alsatian' mean someone from Alsace."
No. No, of course it didn't mean that.