random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[KiwiFuzz]

"A pound of Ukranian people"

Oh god the troons now I almost want to dilate to funnel more beer in

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Pass the No Bullie Act

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Is it fedposting if the president says it?

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

These women are literally worthless. Bottom of the barrel. Crack whores and meth fiends trying to get drug money. You are enabling them when they should just be dead.

No. I hate dealing with these fucking cunts. Make a new website for their onlyfans shit. I don't want porn dumps on the site. Stop jerking off to actual retards. These people should be in a mass grave somewhere.

Null doesn't like IP2 thots.

 

[Meat Target]

Then you don't know gunfags. They argue like it's girls from Evangelion.

Quiet, Kraut, countries that won world wars are talking

Ok I'm sorry it's a good comparison and all but that statement has earned an obligatory "go outside nigga damn"

Do you realize what you've just started?!

 

[spicweeb]

I want to see CRP sacrificed for the future of mankind. Crucified, like Jesus.

Is this too much to ask?

 

[Blanche]

That cervix should be a Federal Superfund site,it's so poisoned.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Dude what the fuck are you talking about, you named yourself Melon, what are you, replicating the structures of the produce aisle? The grocery store is the only place left where you still participate in 'dominant society', melon?

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

I want to see CRP sacrificed for the future of mankind. Crucified, like Jesus.

Is this too much to ask?

 

[Blackhole]

Political cartoons have always been as subtle as a shove out of a high window.

When does he get to the point where he draws a gun with "gun" written on it?

I think my favorite part of this is the cute little American boy basically saying "lol fuck Canada".

I can never figure out if he masturbates more vigorously to his drawings of socialist women or his drawings of Trump

I hope when I'm dead that my enemies are still screaming from butthurt.

Benny, I don’t care what it represents, if i see a two headed snake I’m killing that motherfucker

Thanks Ben. If you hadn't explained to me that the medusa was called medusa I would not have deduced that the medusa was called medusa.

the virgin trump gentle touch vs the chad biden grope

Fact: when the rest of the senators fled the chamber, Mitch McConnell just crawled under the podium and retracted into his shell, preventing the rioters from even noticing him.

Those are some impressively small-souled bugmen.

There's alt universe where Zyclon Ben stayed away from politics and draws furry porn with the jizz labelled.

Why why why why why would you refer to your kids as 1400s? Isn't that a little, I don't know, dehumanizing!?

T-shirt design is my passion.

I'm going to find your Vietnamese sweatshop and burn it to the ground

No. This is an April Fools. No way in hell. No. NO. NO, GOD! NO, GOD, PLEASE, NO.
>checks google
NO! NO! NOOOOOO

When my untainted soul saw a wall of beanie babies at an IHOP, that was something I saw as a wide selection of toy animals for children to choose, not a site for devotion to Moloch.

Somewhere, a corporate executive is wringing his hands in glee at the thought people are stupid enough to believe this.

Because heroine rhymes with heroin.

boy I sure hope my kiwifarms™ commemorative silver coin™ increases in value as well.

The best thing about hot takes about consumerism on the internet, whether pro or anti, is that it's impossible to escape the fact that a Congolese child probably suffocated to death in a cobalt mine in order to mine the shit that powers your electronic device of choice.

If the head chef doesn't make several customers and employees cry in a single shift and end his day getting shitfaced to take the edge off the amphetamines then you aren't working at a real restaurant.

WOAH hyper-processed corn byproduct with extra corn (syrup) and hydrogenated vegetable oil! Too cool! It's even got a picture of a polyester human simulacra on it!

I can't even imagine the existential dread that you must feel to be someone in your 30s, unmarried, without children, without a job that you find meaningful, and your only respite of the crushing weight of this reality is a mouse-themed park of a multinational billion dollar corporation that doesn't know that you exist, doesn't care that you exist, and only wants your money.

Skyrim is a great role-playing experience that definitely has no glitches or bugs. You should buy several copies.

I just like toy dinosaurs and dolls and stuff. I just think they're neat.

the thought of a Disney© HOA puts the fear of god in me

He's as retarded as a kid with downs staring at a bicycle and thinking to himself "How do you fuck up a car this badly?"

just lol if your electronic shitposting devices aren't empowered by the souls of dead congolese children

joshua conner moon is very cute and would eat pizza with him

 

[Meat Target]

I think I would take being shot over being ass raped and taped to a pole to slowly freeze to death.

Its a video for Chaterbate. Jack Murphy is on the far side

 

[KiwiFuzz]

This apocalypse is way lamer than what I was led to believe.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Just use powdered bleach in the stairwell and they will cry on twitter about fursecution.

I now want you to remember this is a real person, somewhere on the planet, living like this right now; as I type this and as you read this. There is a real, breathing, talking tranny living with a sewn on hot pocket on their fucking stomach.

Darth Vader approves of your post.

... At least she doesn't have TikTok

The most horrifying part of the flesh tube is that it’s clearly been shaved. Imagine waking up every day and having to shave your hairy “penis.”

 

[IamnottheNSA]

What's the correlation between using Windows 7 and raping a baby?

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I want to see CRP sacrificed for the future of mankind. Crucified, like Jesus.

Is this too much to ask?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

"extravagantly racist,"

 

[John Andrews Stan]

His brother is more successful than he is by a long shot! Apparently he's a tranny but he looks normal to me. (@Simply Outplayed in the Spectre thread

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I should go pimp-slap my aged mother for denying my existence and telling me I'd get worms.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

This post and the entire page it's in is proof that we should've never deinstitutionalized.

 

[Law]

"Come at me transphobes! I don't need a gun!"