random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Baby Cakes]

My ex was the best fucking tank on Proudmoore.

 

[Aunt Carol]

counterpoint: gogurt rules

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

She wants to identify UFOs but can't identify her own vagina.

 

[Elaine Miller]

I personally think the one I said in my thread is pretty quotable. “They’re going to ruin my future”

 

[Meat Target]

"Man appearing to be made out of dough ordered to pay dough to John Doe."

I’d rather wash my mouth out with lead.

 

[stupid frog]

Mr Foster - 29 minutes ago
LOL JOE RAPED A KID WHAT A BEEZER

krazy orange cat - 28 minutes ago
if you don't protect your information people will find out that you raped a child

krazy orange cat - 26 minutes ago
BACK IN THE OLD DAYS WHEN NO ONE CARED IF YOU RAPED A CHILD, YOUKNOWWHATIMEAN?

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Yet another Pedo Joe.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The violence these people do to the language is beyond belief.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Big
Buff
Lesbian.....

 

[Meat Target]

Fuck them but not like having sex with them but like just fuck em

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

After all, he's the convicted criminal who stalked and harassed a young woman and threatened to come to her house to commit suicide in front of her because he never learned "No means NO!"

You and I, on the other hand, understand we're not normal. We've learned to LARP as normal in order to function in society.

"Man appearing to be made out of dough ordered to pay dough to John Doe."

Suck the blood out of my massive erect penis. La Faggula.

 

[Jack Awful]

For some reason, most people don't like their anus completely destroyed to the point of incontinence.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

>anime avatar
>moon runes in user title
Sorry I don't want to catch aids.

 

[FramerGirl420]

“You do have real life support. The transgender community and furry community. Anything is possible with that support.”

 

[KiwiFuzz]

What a delightful surprise this shit show became.

 

[stupid frog]

Damn, Ripley's gonna be R.I.P.ley before he even gets his own thread

 

[Post Reply]

The ninja did not obey deputies' orders

 

[KiwiFuzz]

When a ninja comes up to you and asks if you know his name and family, you better fucking know

I guess Mexicans are the key to an effective fighting force

 

[John Furrman]

Another Ripley modern classic. The work speaks for itself

 

[KiwiFuzz]

WHAT ARE THE QUEERS DOING TO THE SOIL?